Bellatrix Lestrange Favorite Things

By Lady Lestrange

Disclaimer: Neither Harry Potter, nor Favorite Things (If you wish to sing this to that tune), is mine. Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort and the Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowlings. Thanks JK, for letting us play with them.

Bellatrix Lestrange Favorite Things

Muggles in torment

And Azkaban falling

Aurors gone crazy

And Longbottom bawling

We'll finally kill all the Mudbloods we see

Azkaban's leveled and Death Eaters free

Wizards made orphans

And witches all crying

Voldemort living

And The Prophet lying

All of the things that the Order will dread

Hogwarts on fire and Dumbledore dead

Throwing Avada

And shielding light curses

Blood on blood traitors

And Ministry hearses

Slow Death that soars on thestrals' wings

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the cruc'o hits

And the screams ring

When He's feeling mad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad.

Dark Mark in the air

Unforgivables cast

My Master's eyes burning

With Dark Magic so vast

And all the pleasure that torturing brings.

These are a few of my favorite things.

My Master will call me

And I'll take my place

As soon as I purify

The wizarding race

Magic in hand and a fire in my heart

These are the things that set purebloods apart.

Black Death Eater robes

And a mask I will wear

I'll fight at his side

In His victory I'll share

The Aurors' foul souls the dementors will suck

When Harry runs out of his Gryffindor luck.

When cruc'o hits

And the screams ring

When He's feeling mad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad.