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He stepped out of the club, the cold air softly licking at his face, and looked up the street. Men were walking with their partners, either in relationships or just for an impulsive, ambiguous fuck that they wouldn't remember in the morning.

You can tell the difference between the two distinctions of couples. He thought to himself as he lit a cigarette and began to stroll up the street. The one-night, one-hour, one minute fuckers don't talk. They know exactly why they found each other, and exactly where they're going.

A blur of the same, colourful, monotonous nightlife droned out behind him as he casually continued to walk. It's a surprise I haven't killed myself yet. He thought, causing him to smirk sarcastically at his own dramatic life perception.

He took a long drag of the white stick in his hand, imagining the smoke curling and twisting itself down his throat and setting up camp in his lungs. He held it there for a second before releasing the smoke to the outside through his mouth and nose. He reached near the end of the street when he felt a surreal presence lurk behind him. Paranoia? This time of night. You have really outdone yourself tonight old boy.

He heard sniggers behind him, confirming the company of at least two other men. He lifted his chin and continued to walk casually, knowing that if he picked up the pace, these men would receive their desired scared little guinea pig to squash.

Just as he was about to turn, his arms were both grabbed by a pull of strength and violently dragged into an alley where he was shoved to the floor.

He felt oddly compelled to laugh as he stood up and looked at his grazed arm. Which he did as he faced his attackers, who to his surprise, didn't seem to have faces at all. They were shadows…they didn't even fall under the category of men. He could just make out the feint outline of three of them.

They were slightly taken aback by the fact that their prey was amused, in fact, it pissed them off even more.

He knew that he was outnumbered and didn't have much of a chance, if he ran or screamed, he would lose his pride and their dicks would grow to the size of their heads. But if he stayed, if he didn't squirm or attack, these shadows would not be engulfing the full effect they had intended.

"What's so funny faggot?" One hissed.

He was shoved hard against the brick wall, the left side of his face pushed against it, while his arms were held out by the two other shapes of blackness.

He didn't say anything. He knew what was going to happen, so he closed his eyes as he felt his pants drop to his ankles.

Closing his eyes, he suddenly felt that he was watching himself, like a silent or muted movie. He heard dramatic orchestral music over the grunts of the attacker and the whole image suddenly seemed so surreal and hilarious that he found himself laughing out bitterly. A fucking classic.

Once they had each reached their intention, he felt a hard blow to his jaw, causing him to fall limply to the ground. One of the Indefinable Creatures bent down and fiercely gripped him by the hair.

"Was it good for you, sugar?" The Thing sneered releasing the man's hair and standing up. He gave his victim a kick in the ribs for luck, before they each took turns to spit on him like some sick form of christening.

When they had left, he let out a groan of agony, before using the wall to help himself up. He staggered to the end of the alleyway, fixing his shirt, pants and hair. He straightened his back, with immense pain and wiped his face. Pride.

He turned and began to walk back down the avenue, towards where he had parked his car.

He once again passed the different varieties of couples that he couldn't really give a shit about, as he pulled out yet another cigarette (the only uncrushed one) and lit it.

"Ahh, there goes Brian Kinney, the best fuck you'll ever have, but unfortunately by the biggest fucker you'll ever meet." A young, light haired man said to his partner next to him as Brianwalked past them.


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