The Master's abandoned underground church was perfect for Xander's needs: no one went there since Buffy had killed the vampire six months before. He had the place entirely to himself. He flicked the master switch, the needles all jumping as the transmitter powered up.

Leonard Cohen's 'Everybody Knows' started to resonate from radios across the town as he prepaired to start his tenth straight night broadcasting. The local graffiti artists were evidently among his regular listeners if their latest work was anything to go by.

"Tonight I want to talk about Principle Snyder; the troll who makes our life hell…"

The End