The Laws of the Lady Revan


The Lady Revan can not be matched or compared to anyone else
The Lady Revan is never wrong, she is always right
The Lady Revan is good at everything and that means EVERYTHING
The Lady Revan never looses – she decides to let you win occasionally
The Lady Revan is dark and light – in other words NETURAL
The Lady Revan has many Apprentices – they cannot hope to kill her
The Lady Revan owns HK–47
The Lady Revan can reprogram the HK–50 models
The Lady Revan is immortal
The Lady Revan owns the Ebon Hawk
The Lady Revan knows both light and dark side powers
The Lady Revan is a Master of the living Force
The Lady Revan is more powerful than anyone
The Lady Revan is never wrong – you are the problem soon to be eliminated
The Lady Revan's laws can never be broken
The Lady Revan is the Master of ALL
The Lady Revan has three apprentices currently – all other 90000, etc… have died
The Lady Revan will rule ALL if so DESIRED
The Lady Revan decrees that boredom is not bad, but can be USEFUL
The Lady Revan works on her schedule – NOT YOURS
The Lady Revan will never be forgotten in history
The Lady Revan's power knows no LIMIT
The Lady Revan can make as many laws as she WANTS
The Lady Revan will DO what SHE WANTS when SHE WANTS too
The Lady Revan has only three weaknesses – they cannot be DISCOVERED
The Lady Revan FEARS no one
The Lady Revan has everything she could NEED or WANT
The Lady Revan accepts help if NEEDED
The Lady Revan WILL offer help at any given time
The Lady Revan is smart, VERY smart
The Lady Revan is enjoying making these laws
The Lady Revan is unbeatable
The Lady Revan's third apprentice, the Foolish Exile's laws are unable to defeat her or her Laws
The Lady Revan does not beg - she has powerful persuasion skills
The Lady Revan's methods are very, very, persuasive
The Lady Revan sleeps when she wants to...
The Lady Revan can see into your mind
The Lady Revan controls the Star Forge
The Lady Revan is the new leader of the Genoharadan
The Lady Revan has a new weapon called Cute and Fluffy!
The Lady Revan has found a cute guy she likes! (He is expemt from some of the LAWS... some of them)

The Apprentices...

The First apprentice was Malak – He died and suffered ...horriblely
The Second apprentice is Jamie –The Ambitious Learner
The Third apprentice Nevaris – The foolish Exile… - The idiot has been blacklisted for ignorance and is no longer mentioned - in other words dead...


As a side-note – so far they are heading towards slow painful deaths for the two alive. The Laws of the Lady Revan can never be broken or defeated! They will always remain true to the Lady Revan!


In short, The Lady Revan cannot be beaten, killed, or disposed of in any way/term by any means. She will outlive, outwit, outgun, outplay, and outkill you all the time. Do not try to test this absolute knowledge, as it is futile in who ever has the guts to try this after all the charts of deaths, have gone off the clipboards.


You can run

You can hide…

You can fight…

Though you will die…

You can never escape me…


…She knows where you live,

She knows who you are…

She can see you wherever you go

And she willfind you...

One way or another


Yours truly,

The Lady Revan