I don't Shaman King, and I don't plan to. Takei Hiroyuki is the big man behind it all... I'm just giving the interviews...
BRYNN vs. TAO REN: The Interview
Brynn: Hello everyone! Welcome to the premier of Brynn Vision! Please sit back and enjoy the show, because today we have a special interview with the great Tao Ren! clap Let's give him a round of applause! clap-clap-clap
Ren: (no where to be seen)
Brynn: Oh, What's this? I think Rennie-boo seems a little shy! Let's give him another round of applause! clap-clap
Ren: (Still no where to be seen)
Brynn: BOUNCERS! GO FIND REN AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS SILLY BUM ON STAGE!
Manta: (The bouncer) I'm on it! (5 minutes later, Manta draggs Ren by his feet onto stage)
Ren: (He's in a big, frilly purple dress) NOOOO!
Brynn: ... I'm speechless ladies and gentlemen... Ren...the Great TAO REN is wearing a dress! (KYAA!)
Ren: Well it's NOT my fault that there were FANGIRLS huddled around the dressing room! I was getting ready when they hit! It all happened so fast! I SWEAR!
Brynn: Likely story...now let's get to the interview...
Ren: ...sure...whatever... but can I at least get out of the dress?
Brynn: Cuz' I said so...
Ren: Well see if I cooperate now...
Brynn: If you want to get out alive...
Ren: What do you mean by that?
Brynn: I don't think those fangirls left... I COULD call them on stage you know... And since you're not wearing your pants...(He thus has no kwan-dao to defend himself)
Ren: ...crap... (pouty face-crosses his arms)
Brynn: Right... Now like I said earlier... on with the interview...First question... how do you spell you name?
Ren: What kind of question is that?
Brynn: brings out
notepad Well, it seems that was a requested question from a miss...
(HA! You KNEW I'd use that!--inside joke...don't hate me Kitty)
Ren: ...Well, that's odd...
Brynn: I know...don't answer it click (TAO REN shows up on overhead)
Ren: Wow... spiffy...
Brynn: I know...
Ren: ...next question?
Brynn: Oh! Right! Next Question: What's with the number 33?
Ren: (shrugs) I dunno...
Brynn: ...you...don't know? THEN WHY DO YOU USE IT SO MUCH?
Ren: (Wow... pushie) Cuz' I can... I guess...
Brynn: ...right... Can I run a list?
Brynn: Well, we want to know what you have 33 of... And we'd be confused if you ran them off... so I will...33 Kwan Daos?
Brynn: 33 stuffed tigers?
Ren: Yes... (And I love every one of them! )
Brynn: 33 fangirls?
Ren: No... as much as I DON'T want to say, I have ...thousands... (sweat-drop)
Brynn: (reads notepad-laughs)...33 IQ points?
Ren: WHAT WAS THAT! I OBJECT TO THAT QUESTION!
Brynn: Well you better answer it... it's a request question...
Ren: By who!
Brynn: (flips through notepad) By a Mister ...Usui Horohoro.
Ren: ...Him... HOROHORO, PREPARE TO DIE! (Finds Horohoro in the audience and bonks him on the head)
Horohoro: KYAAA! It's was just a JOKE! A JOKE! runs in circles
Ren: Picks up his chair They're only jokes if they're FUNNY!
Brynn: ... I thought it was funny...
Ren: THEN YOU'LL DIE TOO! (throws the chair at Brynn)
Brynn: Well, that's all for this interview folks! I'll see you all later!