"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, Pierre del Fuego his hair is actually a fire hydrant." said the Announcer.

"No it's not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he wears size 100 shoes." said the Announcer.

"No it's a size 7!" replied Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego, he is afraid of semicolons." said the Announcer.

"No I am not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he yodels in a tight bodysuit." said the Announcer.

"No I don't." replied Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he uses vomit for his shampoo." said the Announcer.

"That's just sick dude." said Pierre del Fuego.

"I know you should use regular shampoos." replied the Announcer.

"I don't use vomit for my shampoo." replied Pierre del Fuego.

" Pierre del Fuego he wears a retainer." said the Announcer.

"My teeth are way too straight for a retainer." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego his baby picture is on the school bulletin board." said the Announcer.

"No it's not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego his dairy has girly stuff on it." said the Announcer.

"No it doesn't." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego his hair only goes down to his shoulders." said the Announcer.

"It's way longer than that." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he smacked Señor Hasbeena's head." said the Announcer.

"No I did not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he picks his nose in public." said the Announcer.

"No I don't and that's gross." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he wears Barbie pajamas." said the Announcer.

"No I don't." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he is evil." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego his foot got stuck on a Dance Dance Revolution machine." said the Announcer.

"Pierre del Fuego he lit the school on fire." said the Announcer.

"No I didn't." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he is a newscaster." said the Announcer.

"No I'm not." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he owns a Rainbow Monkey." said the Announcer.

Camera shoots to Zero Kelvin.

"Hahaha, Sizzlesquirt owns a Rainbow Monkey!" said Zero Kelvin while laughing.

Camera shoots back to Pierre del Fuego.

"Fur face he is telling lies I tell you LIES!" exclaimed Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he kissed Headmistress." said the Announcer.

"No I didn't and Hasbeena is with Headmistress anyways." said Pierre del Fuego.

"I know you want kiss her." said the Announcer.

"Eww! her and I have a 15 year age gap you know." exclaimed Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he owns a ramen store." said the Announcer.

"No I don't." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego his hobby is burping." said the Announcer.

"No it's not." said Pierre Del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he has the world's biggest chicken leg." said the Announcer.

"No I don't you damn idiot." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he always have a calendar stuck on his butt." said the Announcer.

"No it's not you dumbshit." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he skipped school." said the Announcer.

"No I didn't." said Pierre del Fuego.

"Pierre del Fuego he wants to dye his hair rainbow colored." said the Announcer.

"No I don't you asshole!" yelled Pierre del Fuego.

"Yes you do you school skipping ramen store owner." said the Announcer.

Stay tuned for Minotoro's.