Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
Warning: Mpreg, swearing.
"Roy get your ass in here now! It's not fucking funny!" Laughter from the living room. "Roy I swear! I'll transmute you into a kitten and give you to Al and Winry if you don't come here now!"
"Whatever is the matter my chibi?" Roy asked sauntering into the kitchen.
"You know damn well what's wrong!"
Roy had pushed the cookie jar to the back of the counter where Ed, seven months pregnant, couldn't reach it, due to his bulging stomach.
Don't mess with a pregnant wo...man.
KoveAiden: I know it's short but it is a drabble so. Ciao baby.