Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
Warning: Incredibly light shounen-ai.
"No Fullmetal, I don't think you can turn that paperwork into food."
"No Fullmetal, I wont eat it if you can."
"No Fullmetal, I'm not doubting you."
"Yes Ed, I love you too."
"Heh. They sound just like a hitched couple don't they?" Havoc asked turning to his partner in crime, Kain Fury.
A/N: I'm so terribly sorry. I know this is crap but I wrote it so I just had to post it. Gomen.