The Menace

"Oh my God! Get it away," screamed Harry Potter after seeing the horrifying creature," Get. It. AWAY!"

The terrible fiend was coming closer and closer to the boy.

Harry had never cried after the age of five, but he openly sobbed now.

"It's horrible! Please, leave me. Take anyone else! Just leave me be!" Harry was pleading while curled up in the featle position, shaking and crying.

And still it came closer and closer.

Harry Potter wasn't scared of anything. He faced Voldemort and won yearly. He took dives in Quiditch that could kill any other human. He stood up to Snape! But this horrifying thing, he could not face.

"Please...please...please," Harry kept chanting over and over and over," Please... please... please...please...please."

But the creature took no listen. This creature had no conscience, no morality. It had no sense of right and wrong. The creature kept coming and coming, closer and closer until finally it was right in Harry's face, breathing on him.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed running away.

A few feet later, he ran into none other than Draco Malfoy.

"What's wrong with you, Potter?" Draco smirked

"Monster," Harry replied, shaking

"What kind of monster?" Draco asked apprehensively.

Harry lent over and whispered in his ear the name of the monster. Draco looked shocked then frightened a few seconds later. Draco slowly looked over Harry;s shoulder and saw it.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed.

Harry whipped around and together they screamed

"AHHHHHHHHHH! That thing is scarier than the Dark Lord!"

And together they ran up the small hill to the safety of Hogwarts.

The creature that scared the two boys was the horrifying, terrifying, unspeaksable... bunny rabbit.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Draco and Harry screamed again from Hogwarts. Looks like they found the one creature more terrifying than the bunny rabbit. The...clown.

'I knew there was a reason I hated Hogwarts' Severus Snape thought as he entered the Great Hall and saw what Headmaster Dumbledore had in mind for Halloween.

"Ah, Severus! Do you like the tight rope walking? Seems, the person who was supposed to do it died last Tuesday from, coincedentally enough, tight rope walking," Professor Dumbledore said cheerily.

'That's it, I'm outta here' Severus thought before Harry and Draco ran in the doors together, which never happened.

"PROFESSOR! THERE'S A BUNNY RABBIT OUT...there" They trailed off as they looked inside, then they spotted the, "CLOWN! AHHHHHHH!" and fell into a dead faint.

"I shall go gather the Awakening Potion...again," Severus stated monotonusely, "I may have to make a new batch because of last week's 'Frog' incident, but I shall go see" And he swept out of the room without another word, leaving Professor Dumbledore dancing merrily with the mime.

AN- So whadda ya think? Isn't that funny. I based this on my own fears of heights, rabbits, clowns, frogs and mimes. REVIEW!