Disclaimer: I don't own PSOH.
Warning: The slightest shounen-ai. Story twisting.
"What is it Leon! Why are you staring at me like that!"
"...Is, is Q-chan really your grandfather?"
"Then you're like, bat-monkey spawn?"
"Bat-rabbit." D said indignantly, then went and sat on Leon's lap.
"...Oh...ok." Leon said with a shrug, looping his arms around the count's waist.
"That works for me..."
A/N: The last two lines of dialogue are both said by Leon. Sorry if that's confusing. Also, I know the count's gramps is just in like transformed as Q but I just changed it so Eff-off.