Disclaimer: Do not own PSOH.

Warning: Yaoi, mpreg.

Oh Momma!

"Daddy!" Three young children squealed, throwing themselves at their blonde father.

"Hey guys, where's mommy?" He asked looking for his lovely house mate.

"Leon I told you not to call me that! I'm not a woman!" shouted the black haired man, walking into the room.

"But honey, I like it and the kids like it." he said pouting.

"Shut up. I can't believe I let you talk me into this." he said, his hand holding his obviously pregnant belly.

"I told you I always wanted kids, and it's just awesome that you in all you whatever-ness can get knocked up."

"Leon, I would apreciate it if you wouldn't say such vulgar things in front of the kids. First, you always said you hated kids and now you want like twenty. Second, what kind of word is 'whatever-ness'? Terrible vocabulary for the children." The count said, settling down next to Leon and pulling his feet in.

"Daddy, can we go play with Pon-chan?" The youngest child Alicia asked, her older siblings Max and Levi standing behind her, nodded.

"Sure, go ahead. Don't be a bother to the people." Leon said, smiling as his kids dashed off. "So, now that the kids are gone what should we do?" he asked, sliding his arm around D's shoulder.

"Leon, I so tired I can't do anything but sit so shut up , I don't have the energy to play with you. Kami-sama, you're as bad as the kids." D said, closing his eyes and leaning into the former officer.

"I take it your trip to the park was less than relaxing?" said man asked, running his hand through his lover's silky obsidian hair.

"Ugh. Alicia took Levi up into a tree and left him there, it is not easy to climb a tree with this huge ass stomach." D finished, flopping his head down onto Leon's shoulder. The smaller man must really be exhausted, D never cussed unless very stressed, that or he was in the late and moody stages of pregnancy. It had to be the first one, that of D was getting on hell of an early start, e was only five months. Then again, D's appearance had always been his sensitive spot and any reminder that he wasn't as skinny as he like was enough to put the chinese man in a bad mood. Well, he could always count on Leon to reassure the Asian that he was still gorgeous.

"Leon I swear-ngh."

Heh, too tired his ass.

Owari

A/N: Hope this wasn't too confusing. Ciao. Trouble- some of the words in this document are coming up as links I'm trying to fix it.

D: eh? Eh! Ehh! EHH! I'm FAT!

Leon: Ehhhh. Lot's off D-lings.