A fair introduction
Randy: So you're the new Kazekage?
Sandy: Wow! You're so young! How old are you dear?
Gaara:….. I'm not a kid
Sandy: Of course you aren't… I mean you're the Kazekage…
Randy whispered to Sandy: Hahahah who knew ninja's can be this small
Random chunnin working for Gaara: Urmmm guys.. You better not piss off our Kazekage-sama
Randy: snorts ahaha what is he gonna do to us?
Sandy: Urrr.. nudges Randy shush! Interview NOW!
Randy: Urmm Right, sorry
Sandy: Sooo, Gaara how long have you studied the art of ninja?
Gaara: As soon as I was born, a demon was placed in my body.
Gaara: death glare as soon as I was born.. /thinks/ these people are idiots…
Sandy: Okay… So, how did you become Kazekage so young?
Gaara: My father was killed, I'm the most powerful ninja in Sand now
Randy: Right… but you're a just a kid.. Come on, I bet you haven't even killed before…
Random chunnin working for Gaara: Ummm sir…
Random chunnin working for Gaara: SIR….
Randy: What the hell is wrong with you?
Just like that Randy died. And will never appear in this fanfic again!
Nah, just messing with you… but Randy was killed leaving Sandy alone…
What will happen to our poor young blond reporter?
Sandy stood shock as grasping what happened.. Then all of a sudden from the corner she can see………………
Gaara laughing maniacly, yes! I mean like not the ,"Ehehehehehe" kind of laughs but more of the "MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA" kind…
And so Gaara laughed…
You get the point folks
Gaara: YOU SEE! THAT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DEAL WITH THE DOG… Errr I mean raccoon! Damn right! That is what you get for dealin with THE KAZEKAGE homey!
Random Sand Shinobi : Hell yeah! Yeah man that's wat u get for messin wit my man THE kazekage!
Some random rap music played and all, encluding Gaara and Sandy danced to the beat homey!
Right.. The author aint good with that kind of stuff so coughs continue…
Sandy: I'm sorry, but I was not being professional here.. Lets continue..
Sandy: What is your biggest fear? Kazekage-dono..
Gaara:EHEM clears throat, I will not share that with you…
Random Sand Shinobi: May I answer that question Kazekage-sama?
Gaara: Say a word and die
The Random Sand Shinobi, left crying in terror. Jumped off the building and will never be heard of again…
END OF INTERVIEW
Sandy went home to Shinobi Magazine HQ and reported the death of Randy
The Random Reporters before smirked.. This happened all to many times before..
Like when they interviewed people of Akatsuki, hell the reporters never came back at all.. All that was left was an attempted call to HQ, and it was ATTEMPTED the call did not reach the Reporters in time.. All Three Crew were dead…
Please Insert some random picture of Gaara here…
Name: Sabaku Gaara
Age:15 (I have no idea how old he is NOW in the plot)
As I started this encounter with the so called new Kazekage, I expected a ravishing intelligent looking man in his late Thirties. But what I expected did not occur. Since this much talked about new Leader was a young teenager. He did not look like your average Teenager, acted like your average teenager, talked like your average teenager or even killed like your average teenager. Yes he is a ninja. And he kills. Infact one of our reporter got a taste of his antics. With that never judge a book as its cover…
EDITORS NOTE: THIS ARTICLE WAS NEVER PUBLISHED
The editor, Jim decided it wont help ninja's to have a better reputation and so, just like that this encounter goes unrecorded.. Except for this fanfiction. Which tells the tale
Me: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA how's that for the first real chapter?
Gaara: You don't deserve to make fanfics..
Me: GLARES, want to bet?
Gaara: Bring it on biatch
With that Gaara danced with a pink tutu and a toeshoe to Hilary Duff songs for 6 days and 2 hours..
Alright people.. How is that.. Please review and SUGEST stuff… Suggestions are the best.. Constructive Reviews are AWESOME, FLAMERS; you Flame in Hell