Bite: ¤sob¤ I tried! I seriously tried! TT I tried to fit the whole closet thingie to one chapter, but NOOOOOO, I just HAD to write so friggin' much of it, that it CAN'T FIT!


Sasuke: How could you?

Neji: We SO weren't expecting that.

Haku: Shut your traps, you're in a closet.

Itachi: ¤comforts Bite¤ There there… It's just good that you wrote so much, the readers like to read you're stuff!

Bite: ¤sob¤ I know.

Readers: ¤sweatdrops¤

Bite: BUT, I was trying to make it go fast, so that I wouldn't always have to do everything so darn slow! Like take a sample from SasUKE!

Sasuke: …


Neji: And I'm so goddamn happy 'bout it.

Sasuke: Okay, now were getting a little pers -.


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Nevolji: Ohh… the Hello Kitty COULD work. 8O And the pink bunny suit. Totally Gravi.

twitchy-chan: No no, don't die… It's okay.. Yeah, I know, the closet-thing is just… near perfection. Oh honey, you shouldn't drink soda in the evening!

Tenshi-Battosai: I've been waiting for someone to spurt SOMETHING out when reading this:,D Meeh, sorry, no air vents. xD No place to run to… OH MY GOD. I've totally forgotten SasUKEs coffee cup:O

Dodo-chan: Zabi getting involved… well, it's a good-bad thing. :D Oh my Gosh, don't kick me!

Kumori-hime: Yeah, I know, I do pointless stuff. :,D But the closet is kinda more for cracks sake… And maybe it will give Sasuke the final trust of admitting he has a problem… xD

Firekyoakira26921181: Oh dear, we all sound a little pervy from time to time. :D Oh, you read it all in one sitting? oO Good God, you're crazy. ME UPDATE. LOVE ME.

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Bite: Sorry for those I didn't answer. Me lazy, wah. And then… the chapter summary is coming at your way, my brainless mass of worshiping.

Readers: ¤whinewhine¤

Itachi: ¤cough¤ So… in this chapter, I'll come around to the closet problemo…

Haku: ¤cheer¤

Itachi: …BUT, the problem isn't that easy to solve, so we have to call some help…


Readers: ¤screams¤

Bite: Yes, fangirls, Zabi-chan will come and you will adore him. DOT.

Itachi: As in the closet, it's starting to get a little hot… but then again a little cold…

Sasuke: And friggin' annoying.

Itachi: …oh yes, of course. ¤smile and clings to Neji¤ But we will get them out somehow, don't worry you gals!

Neji: ¤PUNCH¤ DON'T do that!!

"You've got to be kidding me", Itachi said bluntly. He rubbed his temples. "Wait… let me get this all in…" he mumbled, then looked at Haku and Hanabi. "My brother and Neji are in this little closet, trapped in and can't get out?"

Hanabi nodded. "Yes, that's the situation."

"IT'S ALL MY FAULT!" Haku cried and clung himself on Itachi. "I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THOSE CEREALS, I SHOULDN'T HAVE!" he sobbed and collapsed on the floor.

Itachi sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "Well… when mom said I should be helping you in any crisis possible… I didn't quite think of this", he thought.

"SHUT UP AND GET US OUT!" Sasuke shouted. "This closet is friggin small, and the Hyuuga is hogging the space!" he complained. "Well excuse M?" Neji asked angrily. "Stop lying, you ARE fatter than me!" Sasuke shouted. "I'M NOT FAT!" Neji shouted and continued: "Hanabi, don't we have a key to this closet?"

Hanabi rolled his eyes. "I told you two hours ago: NO, WE DON'T HAVE A KEY TO THAT CLOSET!" she stammered and clicked her tongue. "I'm sorry, but daddy never lets us open that door! He's the only one who has that key, and I don't know where it is!" Hanabi said. "And YES, we did look everywhere with Haku, so SHUT UP!"

Itachi stared at the closet door for a while. "…wait, they've been there for TWO HOURS?" he asked as calmly as he could. Haku nodded. "Yeah! We told them we could go and fetch you an hour ago, but they just commanded us to search for the key!" he told Itachi, who raised his eyebrows. "Oh? I'm getting a feeling that they don't want my help", Itachi said coldly.

"And you're my brother!" Sasuke shouted. "Hey, you were the one that DIDN'T want him help!" Neji said to the younger boy. "WHAT?" Sasuke answered and sneered. "Like hell! You were shouting "don't bring the other one here too, there would be two of them too many"! And I'M the one who doesn't want my brother to help, YEAH RIGHT! " he continued. "SHUT UP! I have my reasons!" Neji snapped.

"Stop bickering like a married couple, you'll run out of air if you shout like that!" Itachi told the boys, getting them really quiet after that. "Now… we don't have a key…" he thought out loud and looked at the ceiling. "We could always… smash the door, right?"

Hanabi and Haku nodded, and looked at Itachi with big eyes.

Itachis face dropped. "You… you assume I will do it?" he asked slowly.

"Well, you ARE the only man outside that door…" Hanabi said, getting Haku to nod. Itachi stared at Haku for a while, then sighing. "You're right…" Itachi mumbled and looked at the door. 'It seems rather impossible, though', he thought darkly. He measured the door with his eyes and sighed. "Here goes for nothing…"

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"You know, you have an awesome brother", Neji told Sasuke, sarcasm stirring in his voice very clearly. "Well gee, like I don't know", Sasuke answered bluntly, moving a little uncomfortably. "Hey… Hyuuga, move a little, I can't move a finger in here without touching you", he commanded. Neji laughed mockingly. "I would if I could! The closet is friggin small, I don't have any room to move!"

Sasuke felt the blood rushing to his cheeks. 'Damn… is it really this hot in here..?' he wondered. Neji was so close… it made him sick, and really embarrassed the same time. He could feel the older boys breathing on his neck, it was driving him crazy! 'GOD DAMN IT! IS IT REALLY THIS HOT?'

"Hey twerp, what's wrong with you? Stop fidgeting like that, you're making me crazy!" Neji said angrily. Sasuke was about to answer something really clever, but they both heard a loud bang and then a tumbling sound… and then…


"Itachi, are you OK?" Hakus squeaky voice asked worriedly. "NO! That door is made from rock, isn't it?" Itachi uttered angrily. "Well… not exactly…" Hanabi answered slowly.

Sasuke banged the door. "OY! Itachi, you LOSER! How come you can't get a simple door OPEN?" he shouted at his older brother, who clicked his tongue. "Well THANK YOU brother dear, you sure are giving me easy time here! Thanks to you, I THINK I BROKE MY TOE!" Itachi shouted right back.

"I don't think it's broken… I'll get some ice!" Hanabi said and the boys heard her steps going away.

"SURE! Go get some ice for the poor Uchiha, Hanabi! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE FIRE APARTMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?" Neji shouted through the door.

"You guys really want the fire apartment… Wow, that would be cool… I can see all the firemen…" Haku said dreamily.

"Okay, scratch that. DON'T call the fire apartment, but get someone to brake us OUT of here!" Neji pleaded and scratched his head. "I'm getting rather nervous here, you know? I DON'T LIKE CLOSED SPACES WITH NO ROOM!" he shouted nervously.

"STOP! Stop moving, RIGHT - NOW!" Sasuke ordered Neji, getting the Hyuuga to stop. Sasuke breathed in and out calmly. 'Okay… now that rather plea -. UNPLEASANT movement has stopped… I'll calm down…' Sasuke thought to himself and breathed in calmly. "Okay… we need to calm down… CAAAAALM… DOOOOOOOWN…"

Neji raised an eyebrow. "You're freaking out, aren't you?"

"And how do YOU know that?" Sasuke spat and breathed out and in again.

"…because you ARE freaking out", Neji answered flatly and sighed. "HEY! You guys have ANY idea right now how you can get us out of here?"

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"Sorry, I have no idea right now…" Haku apologized and pulled his hair nervously. "Itachiiii..! What can we do, I'm panicking here!"

Itachi was freezing his toe with an ice bag. "Let me think… let me think…" he mumbled and closed his eyes.

"Is your toe all right now, Itachi?" Hanabi asked. Itachi nodded and gave the ice bag back to Hanabi. "Yeah, thanks", Itachi said and looked at the door. Then, it hit him. "Of course!" he said and looked at Haku. "Haku, where's Zabuza right now?"

Haku blinked and looked at the ceiling. "Well… when I called him, he was at home… but his work could've started just a couple of minutes ago… I'm not really sure about his working schedule…" he muttered and looked at Itachi. "Why, you have something to ask?"

"Yeah of course! Zabuza can totally break this door!" Itachi swore and scratched his head. "Now I need to just get him here…" he mumbled. "I need someone to come with me, so I can drive there but at the same time ask where he is…"

Hanabi lifted her hand. "I can come!" she announced. "I'm not much of a use to Neji… He'll just ran out of oxygen when he keeps getting angry at me", she said.



Itachi looked at the door for a while, then turning at Hanabi again. "Sorry, but I think I'll take Haku. If I leave Haku here with just the closet duo, he'll get a panic attack of some sort…" he smiled.

Haku nodded. "I understand", he said with a serious face on him. Itachi stared at Haku. 'He took it that seriously..?'

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"You know, I could play you two some music!"

Neji snorted. "Like that CRAP you call music is going to make us feel any better!" he answered to Hanabi angrily and sighed. "Man… my legs are starting to hurt…"

"Why?" Sasuke asked. The Uchiha was scratching his head nervously. If Neji would move right now, he would kill the boy. KILL HIM!

"Well, we've been standing in this miniature closet about three hours, not changing our position, haven't we?" Neji uttered. "So… if you could co-operate with me here so we both could sit?"

Sasuke stopped scratching his head and breathed in. "Okay…" he mumbled. "But why do I get the feeling that in this space, it isn't going to be easy..?"

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Hanabi was looking through her CD's in front of the stereos in the living room. "Let's see… Usher? Neji would be in terrible pain… that's a plus…" she mumbled, but went quiet when she heard noise coming from the hallway closet.


"OW! You kicked me!"

"I did not, it was your own fault!"


"Yes it was!"

"And could you move your hand, it's on my hair and -! OW! YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU PULLED MY HAIR!"

"You deserved it, you were grabbing me!"

"From WHERE!"

"You should KNOW!"

"I'm not even TOUCHING you, how could I know?"

"Then… whose hand IS that on my -. There's no one else here!"

"Let me see…"

Hanabi walked slowly back to the hallway, and stared at the door. It was shaking pretty badly…



"Well what the FUCK is it that touching my -! Well…"

"…that's a baseball glove."

Hanabi blinked a couple of times. 'Baseball glove..? What is THAT doing in daddys closet..?' she wondered and raised her eyebrows. 'And what are those two doing..? Touching and grabbing… Ewww…' Hanabi thought with a grossed expression. She startled a bit when she heard the front door opening.

"I-i'm home! S-sorry, it went longer than I t-thought…" Hinata said while she got in. Hinata noticed Hanabi and smiled. "H-hi Hanabi… Sorry I'm l-late, but K-kiba-kun said he needed h-help with buying a birthday present t-to his s-sister…" she stuttered and tilted her head.

Hanabi laughed nervously. "Oh, that's nothing sis! Everything's been all dandy here!" she told her and laughed again. Hinata looked Hanabi, who was smiling like a complete idiot to her. "H-hanabi, i-is something w-wrong..?" Hinata asked quietly, when the closet door behind Hanabi rumbled again.


"Because it's fun…"

Hanabi laughed nervously and looked at Hinata. "W-well… everything's been dandy… Except for the fact that Neji and Sasuke got locked inside daddys closet!" she said faking her "everything is ALL RIGHT" voice.

Hinata stared at the closet door in awe. "S-sasuke-san and… N-neji-nii-san… are in that closet..?" she asked and her eyes widened. "B-but how are we going to g-get them o-out of there..?"

"Don't worry about it, Itachi-san and Haku-chan are getting some help right now!" Hanabi answered and grinned. "They'll come out from the closet sooner or later!" she said, getting Hinata to blush. "Y-you d-dont' m-m-mean l-like..?" Hinata asked her face red as a tomato. "Maybe, maybe not", Hanabi said evilly and winked at Hinata. "But we'll get them out of there alive, don't wor -!"
The door rumbled again.


"I TOLD YOU, it's the baseball glove!"


"Well, I guess you could say it like THAT to -."


"OW! Uchiha, you hit like a chick!"


Hanabi laughed nervously and turned to Hinata again. "Well… that's if they wont kill each other…"

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"…you've got to be kidding with me", Zabuza said bluntly at Itachi and Haku, who looked like they would be kidding if hell froze over. "Itachi. Do you understand that you're seriously telling me that you're brothers in the closet with the Hyuuga boy?" Zabuza asked and chuckled.

"Is he making us a fucking joke?"

"NO, of COURSE not!"

"OH! You seem rather bitchy, dontcha?!"

"Not as bitchy as someone I know…"

Zabuza stared at the closet door for a while. He turned slowly to face Haku. "Seriously, I didn't know that could actually happen", he said honestly, making Haku nod with an understanding smile. "I know Zabi, neither did I…"

Itachi sighed and rubbed his temple. "Well, I would like to tell you I was just kidding, but as you can HEAR…" he mumbled and pointed at the closet door with his thumb. "They're in there, and we have to get them out."

Zabuza blinked. He smiled smugly. "Why?"

"What do you mean WHY?!" Itachi shrieked. "MY BROTHER'S IN A CLOSET GODDAMIT!" he shouted.

"Well… he's there with Neji, so I guess they should be getting out there rather quickly…" Zabuza uttered, still smiling.

Itachis eyebrow rose. "And what in Jesus Christ's name are you meaning with that?" he asked slowly.

"Well, they'll come out when they're ready for it", Zabuza said and smirked. "It worked for me and Haku too, you know?"

"You sunuva -!" Sasuke shouted inside the closet.


"Oooooow..! I think I broke my shoulder!" the Uchiha cried painfully.

"Well wasn't that a smart move now, was it? MR. SMARTYPANTS!" Neji stammered.

"Shut up prick! IT REALLY HURTS!" Sasuke whined.

"Oh boohoo."


If Itachi could force a big drop of sweat to come out from the back of his head, he would do that. But as we know, he cannot. But that's how I can explain what Itachi was going through in his state of mind.

Zabuza grinned evilly. "In my opinion, they're a little too dangerous to be released into the wild", he blurted out.


Itachi was silent for a while. "…yeah, I can see what you're meaning Zabi. They seem rather wild", he stated.



"Well who's the Mr. Smartypants now… MR. SMARTYPANTS?"

"You… you are SO DEAD if you say anything to me right now, TWERP!"

"Hey, dudes", Hanabi said, making her presence noticed again. Hanabi pointed her thumb at the closet door. "Wouldn't it be much better if we busted the damn door, so Sasuke and Neji won't kill each other in there, hmm?" she asked sharply.

Itachi made an uneasy laugh. "Well… I guess your right…" he muttered.

"Oh, I wasn't thinking of being rude to you, Itachi-san…" Hanabi mumbled, her cheeks growing a little pinkish.

Haku looked at the girl with a suspicion in his eyes. 'My my… Girls these days hunt every single man they see… High School meat is High School meat, alright…' he thought mockingly. 'Just stay away from my Zabi, and we can stay as chickmates.'

"The little prep here has a point", Zabuza said, getting a nasty look from Hanabi. "I'll just bust the door of mystery open", he mumbled, and cracked his neck (making Hinata flinch at the sound). Zabuza calmly walked in front of the door and shook his hands a bit. "Man… I hope I won't brake anything, that would ruin the football season…"

Hanabi didn't even know what happened after that sentence, but somehow after she blinked, Itachi was covering the door with his body and Haku had jumped on Zabuzas back.

"I changed my mind. Do NOT get my little brother out of the closet", Itachi said with a smile on his face.

"WHAT!" Sasuke nearly screamed from rage.

"He didn't just say what I think he did… DID HE?" Neji asked slowly.


"I'm protecting our football season!" Itachi shouted right back at Sasuke. "If something happens to Zabi, WE'RE SO DEAD!"

"DON'T DO IT ZABI, DON'T!" Haku screamed on Zabuzas back. "It's not worth it! I can find a new friend if Neji dies, but I can't fix broken bones of a star player!"

"Ouch. That hurts so badly. Ow."

"See, he's understanding to my sacrifice for the greater good!" Haku said, almost turning into a teary pile of exaggerated joy.


Zabuza looked at Itachi, then at Haku. "Are you guys sure… Because to me, it sounds like they want to get out…" he muttered awkwardly.

"NO! You will touch the door over my DEAD BODY!" Itachi uttered with a serious look on his face.

"GO ZABI! Take him down you hunk!" Neji shouted from the other side.

"Oh c-mon, Itachi would SO kick his ass…" Sasuke grumbled with an annoyed voice.

"Oh yeah, but Zabi could brake the door through him!" Neji answered.

"Itachi has a black belt in so many martial arts, Zabuza would be kicked like a bag."



Itachi would be forcing that big drop of sweat from the back of his head RIGHT NOW, if he could. "Guys… are you running out of oxygen there..?" he asked slowly.

"HEY! Neji, you slut, you called Zabi a HUNK! He's mine, don't even dare to say those things again!" Haku yelled.

Zabuza sighed a deep sigh. "Why can't I just get them out..?"


Zabuza sighed again. "I guess that's a good enough reason to not do that…" Then, it seemed like a light bulb was put on in the hunks head. "Hey… I've got an idea…"

"Heaven forbid", Itachi said playfully.

"Shut it, junior", Zabuza grumbled. "Why won't we get a drill or a screwdriver? We could get the hinges of like that and get the door off", he suggested. "It would be rather pleasant for the door too, and you wouldn't have to worry about my playing ability."


"My God… he's a freaking genius, this man", Itachi whispered.

"How come you didn't figure that out! AND YOU'RE MY BROTHER?"

"Well, you weren't that smart either, Mr. Smartypants."

"Who's Mr. Smartypants, MR. SMARTYPANTS?"

"Zabi, you hunk with brains!" Haku squealed. "But… where can we get that drill..?" he wondered.

Hinata swallowed. "W-wh-we don't have t-th-them… Or at least I dh-don't know if we d-dh-do…" she said shyly. Hanabi shook her head. "Sis' is right. I think we have some kind of a warehous or something, but only Hopkins has they key…"

"Hopkins?" Zabuza blinked.

"They have a BUTLER", Haku said teasingly.

"That's just filthy rich…"

Itachi scratched his head. "Drill… drill… Screwdriver… screwdriver..?" he wondered, then shook his head. "Sorry… we ARE filthy rich. Dad had tools couple of years ago… But then he became a snob and sold them all for kicks", Itachi told and laughed. "Well, I didn't stop him… Didn't know that my little brother was going to be stuck in a closet with the new kid in high school…"

"That just warms my heart, you know?" Neji asked sarcastically.

"I know how you feel…" Sasuke muttered.

Zabuza sneered. "Geesh, what snobs… Well then, I have to go to Kankuro. The little bastard borrowed my drill a while ago to do something weird… And never gave it back", he explained, dropping Haku to the floor.

"…weird?" Itachi slowly asked.

"That was when he changed the seat belts on Betty, wasn't it?" Haku thought grinning wildly. "Honestly, I like the new ones with red hearts… Better than the ones that had those skulls", he mumbled.

"Itachi, you coming?" Zabuza asked, pointing at the door.

"Ah… well…" Itachi muttered. 'I have to know what's happening inside the closet… Something really nasty could happen if I don't watch it!' he thought and dug through his pockets. "I guess I'll stay here… Wait, I'll just give you the keys…" Itachi mumbled, but stopped then.


Itachi looked at Zabuza with an uneasy smile. "Zabi… could you just… take the bus or something..?"

Zabuza sighed and rolled his eyes. "Itachi, I solemnly swear no harm will be done to the light of your days", he said with an irritated voice and glared at the junior. "Now gimme the fucking keys so I can get my fucking drill from that fucking Kaze ass."

Itachi tossed they keys and Zabuza left. As the senior had left the building, Itachi shivered a bit. "He can be really scary sometimes…"
"Hot, isn't it?" Haku asked with a proud smile.

"…no, it's not. The fact that its hot for you, is scaring me shitless", Itachi said awkwardly.

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"Hey pumpkins, I'm ordering us something to eat! Any wishes?"

Sasuke snorted. "If it can be slim enough to get under the door, I'll eat it", he said, his stomach grumbling.

"Same as the twerp says", Neji agreed, yawning a bit. "Man this darkness is getting me sleepy…" he mumbled tiredly.

"Pizza it is then!" Itachi chirped through the door. "I'll plead them to make it slim!"

"I hope Zabuza gets here before that…" Sasuke mumbled to himself, as he heard Itachis footsteps going off. "Maaaan… I'm so booooored!" Sasuke whined, trying to get his hands behind his head.

"Ow! Did you hit me on purpose or..?"

"It's the space were lacking, stupid!" Sasuke grunted at Neji, then getting a terrible thought. "Oh no… We have a quizzing class at History tomorrow, and I didn't even open the text book before Itachi send me here!" he moaned and hit his head. "I'm seriously stupid! Ibiki has been rather bitchy the whole week as it is and I'll get some bitchy assignment for the weekend if I don't watch it!" Sasuke thought and sighed. "I heard that some idiot pissed him off on Monday and that's why the whole school is suffering…"

Neji raised his eyebrows. "Oh? I didn't think he would take it on the other grades too", he muttered. "He really is a bitchy person, isn't he?"

"Yeah, he -", Sasuke started but stopped. He turned his gaze slowly at Neji. He had a murdering look. "Wait… don't tell me it was you…"

Neji shrugged his shoulders. "The Captain asked why my hair was still like this, and I answered that it wasn't his business and asked nicely if he could just stop asking me about it, as I'm not really that interested in him either", he told and gave a laugh. "And I forgot to add SIR or MR. MORINO on top of everything! He did give me a nice shout and now I have been quizzed at every class with some bad ass questions from the chapters", Neji continued and snorted. "I don't really care, though. It's just more of a challenge to me. Haku has been praising me hundreds of times for getting him out of his homework…"

Sasuke blinked. "Wow… That sounds a little exaggerated… You just said what you felt…"

Neji chuckled. "Ibiki's a bitch, I've used to it."

"Yeah…" Sasuke agreed, but then startled. "Wait. NO! I should be kicking your ass because you're behind MY misery! It's your fault that Ibiki gives us those quizzes, and now you locked me into this friggin closet so that I can't READ TO THEM!" he shouted. "You son of a bitch! I SHOULD kill you!"

"Then why won't you, twerp."



"Dick head!"

"You fucking fairy, I should kill YOU!"

"Then go ahead, PUSSY!"




"YOU'RE SO DEAD!" Sasuke roared and attacked.

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"Okay, order's done", Itachi said, placing the phone on it's place. "Haku, go tell the closet creatures. And could you ask them what they would like to watch on DVD?"

Haku raised his eyebrows. "…SURE… why?"

Itachi gave a laugh. "Well, Hanabi's getting bored and she wants us to do something fun… So I thought that maybe they would enjoy the sound effects?" he explained.

"Sweet thinking from you, 'Tachi!" Haku smiled and got down from the kitchen table. "I'll be back in just a sec."

But when Haku got to the closet door, he was hearing something TOO interesting…

"You fucking fairy, I should kill YOU!"

"Then go ahead, PUSSY!"

Hakus eyebrows rose a little and he sneaked closer, pressing his ear on the closet door. 'Interesting…'


Haku startled. 'What language!' he thought in shock.


Hakus eyes widened. 'OH MY GOD! Neji is SO going to kill for that..!'


Hakus jaw dropped and he stared at the door in disbelief. 'Neji, you did NOT just say that! YOU - DID - NOT!' he gasped.


Haku backed away from the closet door, as it started to shake and rumble again. Haku didn't even want to imagine what was it like to have a bitch fight inside of a closet with no space to do a bitch fight. It was really hard, Haku could tell from the sound of it.

'I didn't know they would go THIS crazy inside the closet!' Haku wondered. 'I mean, I was in there for - what, a whole year? And I certainly didn't go coo-coo in couple of hours!' he thought in a frustrated way. 'They have NO self control, those two!'

Haku blinked, when all of a sudden the fighting noise stopped into a loud thud. Hakus eyes narrowed. 'Now what was THAT?'

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Sasuke felt like his cheeks were burning. 'Oh my God…' Sasuke thought and swallowed. Now THIS was something unexpected… Sasuke laid on the floor of the closet, with Neji on top of him.


Sasukes face was seriously red, and it wasn't doing any good that Nejis face was too close to his own. Sasuke felt the Hyuugas breath on his face… it smelled like chocolate. Sasuke swallowed slowly and tried to concentrate on something else… ANYTHING ELSE!

'This is so humiliating! He's on top of me and I'm all red! WHY am I all red anyway?! Christ, Sasuke, concentrate!' he ordered himself. 'He's so close… so close..!' Sasuke cried inwardly. ' Too close… TOO CLOSE!'

Sasuke bit his lip, when he felt Nejis hair brushing his cheek for a second… and another… and another… '…he's trying to move', Sasuke thought in horror. Sasuke was sure that all the color that he had on his skin were flushed right up to his face, as Neji was trying to get up… failing miserably.

"Fuck damn it", Neji cursed under his breath. "I think… I think I'm stuck… somehow…" he muttered and mumbled a list of curses after that.

Sasuke swallowed a big lump down his throat. "U-hu?" he asked hoarsely. "I think I know how that's possible…" Sasuke said uneasily.

"You do?"

"Yeah. We got into a bitch fight, I pulled you from your hair and you fell on me. Then I tried to push you away, but I somehow slipped on my butt and fell right on my back… And I think our legs are kinda tangled."

Neji was quiet for a moment. Then he sighed heavily. "Great. Just GREAT."

'It kinda is…' Sasuke thought a little dreamily, then blushed even more. 'Sasuke, CONCENTRATE!' he ordered himself and bit his lip. 'What's with me, seriously? I just can't stand my hormones… CAN'T STAND THEM!' Sasuke screamed in his mind. 'Who am I kidding, I can't even control them…'

There was something else going on in Nejis mind. 'God damn it! How did it end like this again?' he wondered and cursed inwardly. 'If Zabuza doesn't get here soon, I will kick his sorry ass!' Neji threat, then coming to his senses. 'Okay, if I tried that, I would be the one getting his ass kicked… Just stay calm Neji, stay calm. You're totally okay with this!' he though angrily, then blushing a bit. 'Is it getting hotter here, or am I just imagining it?'

Sasuke sighed in relief. Phew, his blush was going away… Now he was just a little pinkish… 'Good… I'm feeling much more comfortable right now…' Sasuke thought calmly. 'Who am I kidding, the friggin Hyuuga ass is on top of me in an awkward position!'

"Oy, Sasuke", Neji said suddenly.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"…you're hot."

Sasuke could have bitten his tongue off right there. 'WHAT?' Sasuke screamed in his mind, his blush coming back little by little. 'OH MY GOD! Neji just said I'm HOT?' Sasuke shook his head. '…NO! I must've heard him wrong! HE DOESN'T THINK I'M HOT!'

"Seriously, you're… sizzling almost!" Neji said in amazement.

Sasukes cheeks grew redder and redder. 'I SURELY DIDN'T HEAR THAT WRONG!' the younger Uchiha almost cried from happiness.




Sasuke swallowed. 'Concnetrate Sasuke! If he thinks you're hot, he's a freaking fairy! Which, by the way, YOU - ARE - NOT!' he said to himself, then blushed a bit more. 'But… Neji's kinda hot too…' he thought, his blush growing deeper. 'Oh my God. Should I answer to him somehow? Should I… say I think he's kinda hot too..?' Sasuke wondered and shook his head a little again. 'No, he would get the wrong idea, he would! B-but if I DON'T do anything, will he just do like they do in those drama series and just… just… JUST…'

Sasukes face could've exploded right on his… face. Yes, you heard me. Sasukes face was so red it could've exploded RIGHT THERE. '…just jump on me?' Sasuke thought, shutting his eyes tight. 'And… and then I would need to admit that I think he's hot and then he would just continue on going and… AND he would strip me and -! Oh my God, he would have total control over me and we would make out like there's no tomorrow… And then we would make steamy and passionate love and… and… AND…'

"…Sasuke, is that DROOL on the floor?"

Sasuke startled from Nejis question and shook his head wildly. "NO! It's definitely not DROOL!"

"…right", Neji said slowly.

"Err… Neji…" Sasuke muttered, his cheeks red. "What… what do you mean that… I'm hot?" he asked awkwardly.

"Well, you ARE!" Neji said and snorted. "It's like you're having a fever or something! Are you okay?"

Sasukes dirty, sickening, sinful fantasies of hot, steamy, gay male-sex were shattered right then. "…fever?" he asked quietly, then gave a nervous laugh. "O-oh! Right! Hot as in THAT way, riiiiight!" Sasuke laughed rather uneasily.

Neji rose an eyebrow. " 'As in that way'? Well what were you thinking, twerp?" he snorted. It hit Neji in that second and he started to laugh. "You… you didn't seriously think I was saying that you were HOT? Oh man, that's the best ever!" Neji praised.

"I was NOT!" Sasuke said, his face deep red. "What even gave you the IDEA? Do you think I'm hot?"

"No!" Neji said, his cheeks now blushing a bit too. 'He's not… just a little cute…' he added inwardly. "Well do you think I'M hot, then?"

"Hell no, don't get so cocky!" Sasuke grunted, blushing deeply.

Liar, liar, pants on fire…

There was an awkward silence between the boys.

Then, Sasukes eyes widened as he felt something… HARD… 'WHAT IS THAT?' he wondered in horror and gulped. 'I… I think it's right in…' Sasukes face was burning. 'OHMYGOD.'



"…WHAT is THAT?"


"That… that THING!"

"What "thing"? You're, as always, making no sense…"

"That… that HARD thing… That… that hard and POINTY thing!"

Neji blinked a couple of times. "…WHAT?" he asked bluntly.

"That THING in your PANTS."

Neji blinked a couple of times. "In my pants..?" he asked quite surprised. Neji reached for his pocket and laughed then. "Oh THIS? That's my flashlight."

Sasuke stared. "Your FLASHLIGHT?"


Sasuke kept on staring.

"…but it's so small…"

"Yeah, it small so that it's easy to carry… You know, one of those miniature ones?"

Silence crept inside the closet again.

"…I'll believe you…" Sasuke muttered quietly.

"You what?"



"WAIT. A FLASHLIGHT?" Sasuke asked again.

Neji nodded slowly, but then it hit him too. "That means…" he mumbled.

"WE HAVE LIGHT!" Sasuke squealed joyfully. "YAY!"

Neji grabbed the mini-flash from his jeans pocket. "All right! Now I'll just put this on, so we can see a little better…"

Sasuke realized something terrible in that second. 'WAIT! NO! If we have light, he will see my all red face!!' Sasuke panicked.

And there was light.

Sasuke hadn't realized until then how beautiful Nejis eyes really were. It felt like he was staring into those silvery white orbs for hours. Nejis eyes seemed like they glowed in the dark, they were so bright and… beautiful.

But, that moment only lasted for a couple of seconds. It ended with Sasuke launching at Neji.

"Uchiha, what the fuc -?!"


Neji/Sasuke: …sure.

Itachi: It wasn't that much of a cliffhanger…

Haku: I want my Zabi baaaaack--! ¤whine whine¤

Bite: ¤sigh¤ Sure… Okay, good reviews get a -.

Neji: Good? Since when did we have to judge them?

Bite: They're piling up. Have to get some sort of a system.

Sasuke: OOOH…

Bite: Where was I? OH! Every good review gets a Zabi plushie for his utter HUNKNESS.

Haku: HELL YEAH! ¤waves the Zabi dolls¤ A good review is more than two or three lines!!