Title: Wednesday's Children
For Wednesday's Children are full of woe…
First of all- if you have come to this place expecting to hear a happy story, you are in the wrong place.
The story I am about to tell is a very unpleasant one. It is the story of an unhappy home, a terrifying cult, and a frightful destiny. It contains not one, but two escaped convicts, of varying guilt, and four of the most beleaguered orphans you will ever come to know.
My name is Lemony Snicket, and this is the story of Violet Baudelaire, her brother Klaus, her sister Sunny, and, of course, Harry Potter…
Disclaimer: I own neither Harry Potter, nor Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events.