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Puppet Angel/Oscar the Grouch

"Why don't you lighten up?"

"Me?" Angel was insulted, "You picked out a dumpster for us to live in! That phase of my life was over."

"It's roomy; I can get away from you when your brooding dives me crazy."

"I drive you crazy? Who's named Grouch? The little girls like me."

"They want to cheer you up; we all know that's a wonderful idea! I may be a grouch but at least I live in the now. You're still brooding about things you did before I was stuffed."

"That's why were so perfect together. We make each other miserable."