So here we are people, the end of the stretch, the end of Snape's Soul Glo Saga. Don't tell me I'm the only one who knows the Soul Glo theme song? From Coming to America. SOOOUUULLL GLLOOOOO, feelin' oh so silky smooth. Sigh, no one understands but me.
Severus Snape only got off the ground after he found himself transforming into a werewolf. "AWOOOOOOO!" Snape called.
Off in the distance, Lupin stopped loping off with Snape's Soul Glo bottle and the werewolf turned around. He saw Snape's werewolf form standing under the moon, howling.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Snape cried woefully. Lupin ran to him because werewolves are always desperate for the company of their own kind. Lupin had a smile on his face when he reached Snape. Snape looked at Lupin, and Lupin looked back into SNape's eyes. Snape started sniffing Lupin's face. Snape caught whiff of the Soul Glo which shined through Lupin's fur, and something clicked in Snape's wolfen mind. With a ferocious roar, Snape pounced on Lupin as the Soul Glo music began to play. They fought in slow-motion, Snape ripping and Slashing at Lupin who he now had the upper paw over. The Soul Glo flew out of Lupin's paw and flew through the moonlight, landing in the grass. Snape knew he had to finish this; Lupin would never leave his treatment alone! So Snape bit down hard, ripping out Lupin's jugular. Lupin lay, limp as a fish, his dead eyes staring towards the moon. Snape, feeling hungry, then ate Lupin.
After eating Lupin, Snape wondered in circles for a for a few minutes before he remembered his treatement. He picked it up, rubbed it through his coat and walked off towards the castle.
The Soul Glo saxaphone music continued to play as Snape knocked at the castle door. The music stopped as Filch opened up the door and screamed. Filch took out his shotgun and spat on the ground, then screwed up his face. "We don't take kindly to werewolves here!" said Filch, and he fired a shot at Snape. Snape flew backwards, hitting the ground, but got back up quickly. "Oh, dang it!" said Filch, shocked. He slammed the door but before he could lock it, Snape flew through it like a bullet.
Snape ran through the halls, running on the walls as well as the floor and knocking over Colin Creevy who was up for a midnight snack, untill he reached Dumbledore's office. Dumbledore opened the door.
"Severus! Is that you?" asked Dumbledore.
"Roooaaarrrr!" said Snape.
Dumbledore could see the blood on Snape's maw. "Oh, oh, my God. I always feared this day would come..." said Dumbledore. He backed up into his office and unlocked a drawer in his desk. Dumbledore shakily pulled out a handgun started to load it with a silver bullet. "I'm sorry, Severus, but I've got no choice!" said Dumbledore. Dumbledore aimed the gun at Snape.
"Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." said Snape, as the bullet pierced through him. Snape flew backwards and hit the wall.
Dumbledore sadly walked over to Snape as Snape transformed back into his human form. Dumbledore picked up the bottle of Soul Glo and shook his head. "Somehow, I know this was all over a bottle of Soul Glo." said Dumbledore.
Just then, Snape blinked his eyes. "Severus?" said Dumbledore. "Headmaster Dumbledore? I'm still alive!" said Snape. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled with tears of happiness. "Severus! Let me help you up. But I can't understand how you survived being shot point blank with a silver bullet..." said Dumbledore. But Snape knew it was the Soul Glo he'd put in his fir. He pointed at the bottle in Dumbledore's hand. "I think that my hair treatment has something to do with it." Snape said, proudly.
"Really? You know before today, I didn't know you cared for your hair at all. I'm proud of you, Severus." said Dumbledore. "Thank you, Headmaster." said Snape. Snape took his bottle of Soul Glo and put it in his pocket. He walked off down the hall. Snape was totally prepared for a new silky smooth day.