A/N: Yo people, long time no see, ne? Sorry to make you wait but I have a lot of thing on my mind right now...also having someone demand me to write more to my other 'active' fic then this one. Anyway, hope you all enjoy this chappie as it's randomness, lol somewhat action there as well...but I can write better action scenes then these...as I hopefully will do in the last couple of chapters. Hope you all enjoy it.(Warning...Major OOCness for Orochimaru...but I know you'll like it XD)
AzureSky123: Thnx for reviewing :)
Dual: rofl Orochi-chan, and that last jutsu you suggested gave me an idea for what I could do in a diff. fic but not in this one XD Thnx tho, will give you credits once I actually use it there (EDIT: Yeah I know man but you keep reviewing annon and use the short version so I do to...We could all use some 'lovin' from the ladies every now and then XP, that includes me. ROFL! That about Naruto cracked me up...yeah I'm kinda not sober right now as well do I can still type propperly...somwhat O.o... Weit? man gotta look that up in a min to fix...The point with LotU and this is basically one thing... There is a certain girl out there who I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllly love a lot and means the world to me thou I sometimes wonder if she even deserves all that...er...yeah...and she's pretty much in love with the story and as me being male, hetreosexual and liking her a lot I have to statisfy her needs...Er...you'll see next chapter though you're pretty wrong...no squirrell...but remember that a ninja should look underneath the underneath! And Shika's hands were being kinda dirty...just...I didn't type it explicitly XP And you're right about Kabuto tho tea ceremonies...are special? yeah I think so...ack whatever. Drinking and reviewing do go together at some points XP...as replying when only slightly sober is XP...See ya next update, I'll try to hurry with it but there's school and shiznit. And add a freakin mail man, now I need to remember to say to you look at this chapter when the next one comes out)
Warprince2000: Sorry, no fast update :p thnx for liking it
Now on with the story and I think I should edit chappy one sometime to inform people about the actual 'plot' of this story or else I'm going to keep getting people who don't love it, lol. Ack...I should have said that before I used my normal line...
Now on with the story!
Chapter 32: A War involving a break...?
"Go Neji!" Tenten yelled after an explosion that send a couple of Sound-nin towards Neji.
"Hakke..." Neji said as he stretched his arms out, one in front of him that was pointing towards the ground and one behind him that pointed towards the heavens.
"Ni shou, Yon shou." Neji said as he hit both Sound-nin two times.
Next two more times, then four, eight and finally both sixteen more hits, knocking both sound-nin back.
"Alright, let's search out the next couple of enemies." Neji said as he plainly stood in the centre of a clearing and looked at his defeated opponents.
"Hm." Tenten replied smiling as she dropped down next to Neji.
"Konoha Senpuu." Gai and Lee kicked a bunch of sound-nin in the face, knocking them out cold.
"Gai-sensei! We did it!" Lee exclaimed as he hugged his sensei.
"Lee!" Gai exclaimed as he hugged Lee back.
"Gai-sensei!" Lee replied.
Just then a couple of more sound-nin jumped from the bushes.
"...You know, I think I can see why Orochimaru-sama wants everyone in Konoha dead..." One of them said with twitching eyes after looking at Lee and Gai.
"Yeah, me too." Another said.
"Lee! Did you that! Those Sound-nin are insulting our youthful spirit!" Gai said with fire burning in his eyes out of rage.
"Gai-sensei! Are you going to make them pay for it!" Lee asked as he burned with fire as well.
"No! For insulting our youthful spirit they must face our youthfulness first hand! Ike Lee! Show them what our youthful bodies are capable off!" Gai exclaimed.
"Ossu!" Lee replied as he charged at the sound-nin.
"Ninpou: Kirigakure no jutsu." Kakashi said as his team's and enemy team's surroundings became covered with a thick mist.
"Crap, To encounter copy ninja Hatake Kakashi so soon, we're unlucky." One of the sound-nin muttered as he and his companions raised a kunai to defend themselves.
"Konoha..." Naruto said.
"Hidden..." Kisune added.
"Taijutsu master move." Kakashi added.
"A Thousand Years of Pain!" The three of them preformed the jutsu on three of the four sound-nin they were facing, sending them flying trough the mist and crashing in the distance.
Just as the fourth member tried to attack Kakashi and the others, he was imbedded by a couple of kunai.
"Thank you Sakura-chan." Kisune and Naruto said at the same time as they grinned at Sakura, who stuck her tongue out at them while winking and holding a peace sign at them.
"Kage Shibari no Jutsu..." Shikamaru said as he grabbed a bunch of kunoichi in his jutsu.
"How troublesome...I need to take of the women again..." Shikamaru said as his jutsu moved up their bodies.
"...Ow crap it won't move up any higher...and seeing what my jutsu does...How troublesome..." Shikamaru mused as he looked towards the kunoichi.
"Shikamaru, I'll finsih them off then." Chouji said.
"Alright, Go Chouji...Oi, where's Ino anyway?" Shikamaru asked.
"Appearantly she has a new jutsu and is testing it out on some enemies that are somewhere behind us along with Asuma-sensei. Now let's get these sound-nin! Baika no Jutsu!" Chouji said, doubling his body size.
"Meatball Tank." Chouji saidas he withdrew his head, arms and legs and began rolling towards the trapped sound-nin.
"Alright listen up Hinata...While I distract them, you sneak behind them and finsh them off with your Jyuuken. We have no other choice since Jiraiya-sama requested that Shino and Kiba stay behind in Konoha." Kurenai said to Hinata, who was kneeling beside in her in the bushes as they spied a couple of Sound-nin.
"But, sensei...If you are going to distract them like that..." Hinata said.
"Doesn't matter it will be something they can't escape out off. Now let's do it..." Kurenai said as she jumped away.
"Ow gentlemen from Sound..." Kurenai said as she appeared in front of the searching party of Sound-nin.
"Look a konoha-nin! Let's kill her!" One of them yelled.
"Ow no...Why kill me when you could capture me and make me do things for you guys...I could do such nice things as well. Here let me give you a sneak preview of what you could have..." Kurenai said as she slowly began to pull up her shirt.
As the Sound-nin watched her well trained belly and Kurenai moved her shirt further up, they already started drooling their entire mouthcaps wet before they even saw anything.
"Jyuuken!" Hinata said and quickly stroke them down with four hits of her Gentle Fist attacks.
"See Hinata that wasn't so bad. And it worked better then I thought." Kurenai said.
"H-hai...But sensei...You should drop your shirt now..." Hinata said and looked away.
"Ow yeah almost forget that. Hehehe...Now let's go find the next bunch of Sound-nin." Kurenai said as she dropped her shirt and jumped off with Hinata.
Meanwhile Tsunade was standing face to face with Orochimaru in a clearing.
"Something's wrong...Why is he holding back...So far he hasn't even seriously attack me...Just what is he planning." Tsunade mused as she glared at Orochimaru.
"Fufufu, Looks like you aren't enjoying yourself, Tsunade." Orochimaru chuckled.
"What the hell are
you planning. You're obviously holding back." Tsunade said.
"My, my...Is that all? Ofcourse I'm holding back...You haven't gone all out yet on me either. Also I plan to have this fight last a bit longer then just today." Orochimaru replied.
"What are you talking about..." Tsunade said as she narrowed her eyes at him.
"Well, That's the thing you must find out." Orochimaru said grinning.
"Orochimaru-sama!" Kabuto yeleld as he ran towards the two sannin.
"Kabuto, why are you interrupting? Tsunade and I were just catching up on old times while having a little warming up spar...This better be good or I'll kill you." Orochimaru said without even looking at his right hand man.
"My sincerest apologies, but I thought you'd like to know...It's tea time." Kabuto said as he grabbed a huge clock out of his jacket, with the arrows pointing at 'tea time'.
Tsunade and Orochimaru's eyes grew very wide.
"Tea time! Jolly! Must hurry! Bye Tsunade see you tomorrow! Was fun playing with you!" Orochimaru squealed as he jumped up and down and waved at Tsunade.
"Wait Orochimaru! You're running away you freakish snake freak!" Tsunade yelled as she chased him.
"Ofcourse I am running, else the tea might get cold! Have fun regathering your troops! See you tomorrow again! Bye-bye!" Orochimaru yelled as he ran in to the ground and Kabuto popped off.
"...Damn him." Tsunade muttered as she shook her fist when Orochimaru and Kabuto disappeared out of sight.
About an hour and a half later, Konoha's forces had set up camp and send a messenger to Konoha requesting extra forces and food for everyone.
"So basically we get a break until tomorrow because he wants to drink tea?" Kakashi asked as he read his Icha Icha Paradise.
"...Yeah..." Tsunade rpelied with twitching eyes as she sat behind her temporary desk with her hands folded together.
"Well, then I assume we'll have a break tomorrow as well if he continuesly drinks it...He must have one huge bladder..." Kakashi said.
"Yeah..." Tsunade replied.
"Well if you don't mind I'll be going then." Kakashi said.
"Yeah..." Tsuande said.
Kakashi actually looked up from his favourite book at her and thought about what to say next.
"If you say yeah one more time you'll have to strip in front of the entire male population of this army and be naked for twentyfour hours starting from now..." Kakashi said.
"Ye...What?" Tsunade asked.
"...Oh well guess I don't have any luck today luck...Bye Hokage-sama." Kakashi said as he dove back into his reading and walked onwards.
Meanwhile Temari was walking aimlessly around camp.
"Come on, one more time." She heard Gaara's voice come out of one of the tents she walked past.
"Ok, ok...I will do it one more time. But it's so hard to get it right!" Kisune's voice replied to Gaara's.
Temari's curiosity got the better so she decided to eavesdrop on her little brother and his girlfriend. The kunoichi from sand noticed their friend Temari sitting in front of the tent, carefully listening and so they decided to ask what was going on.
"Tem-chan...What is going on in there?" One of them asked as they arrived near Temari.
"Ssssht...Shut up and listen with me if you want to find out...I don't know either." Temari whispered.
The girls from sand let out an near silent ok and placed their heads next to Temari.
"Alright, we are going to do it from the start again." Gaara said.
"Ofcourse we are! Were else should we start dummy?" Kisune asked.
Music started playing in the background a second later.
"I'd appreciate your input." They heard being whispered in a short break between the music.
The music continued for a while then, with no sounds being made in the tent.
"Sweat, baby sweat, baby sex is a texas drought and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up, You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough, you're out of bounds. I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns. Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock. You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time." They heard Gaara sing, making all the kunoichi's faces flush bright red.
This wasn't something they'd expect from Gaara so they continued listening as he already had completed the first verse.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." Gaara sang.
"Gaara-kun, this is so hard." Kisune moaned.
"Do it again now." Gaara replied.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." He continued and then there was apart where no lyrics were sang.
Temari and the other girls flsuhed even brighter then before.
"Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it. Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas, but I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means 'Small Craft Advisory', So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship. Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip. So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'X-Files'." Gaara sang, the sand girls letting out a slight moan of excitement of hearing Gaara say such things.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." Gaara sang.
"Gaara-kun!" Kisune moaned.
"Almost there..." Gaara replied.
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." Gaara continued singing.
Slowly the music died out and the sand kunoichi could hear Kisune breathing heavily inside the tent as they also did, only slightly less loud.
"Alright one more time!" Gaara cheered.
"No! Gaara-kun! I'm tired! Do you want to kill me or something!" Kisune yelled.
"Fine, we won't do it again then...today. Though I'd really want to go at it one more time." Gaara replied.
The sand kunoichi's eyes widened and decided this was their one chance.
"Gaara! Take me!" The girls exclaimed as they jumped into the tent.
"He should pick me!" They yelled.
"Er...What do you want?" Gaara asked as he perked an eyebrow at them.
"Take us like you took her!" They yelled.
"Huh? Take me?" Kisune asked.
"Well if you wanted to challenge me to Dance Dance Revolution at least say it in a normal way." Gaara said as he showed them the platforms.
"DDR...? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" The girls yelled.
"...Something wrong with DDR?" Gaara asked confused.
"But we..." One of the girls said.
"with her..." Another one said pointing at Kisune who was taking a breather from dancing.
"And then you were..." Temari said pointed at the platforms.
"...If you want to know how I got these things I bought them yesterday. I really like this one song and danced with Kisune on it already like five times or so...But I'm up for more..." Gaara stated plainly.
"No way..." One
of the girls said as they all sat up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The girls clung onto eachother and started crying.
Gaara and Kisune instantly plugged their ears as they looked at the girls all crying their eyes out.
"We thought that..." They cried.
"But he wasn't..." One of them cried.
"So we won't either! waaaaaaaaaaaaah!" They cried further.
"Let's get out of here..." Gaara told Kisune, who didn't even hear it but figured it was something like let's get out of here and nodded.
Hours later, night had fallen and everyone was enjoying their dinner. Well everyone aside from Shikamaru.
"How troublesome..." He muttered as Temari held him in a headlock while still crying along with her friends.
"But I wanted to see!" Temari cried.
"Yes, yes...Geez..." Shikamaru said as he plugged his ear closest to his girlfriend while trying to eat with his other hand.
Naruto on the other hand was enjoying dinner to the fullest. He sat in the army kitchen, next to Ayame with Hinata on his side as well. So basically he had everything to his hearts desire. Two lovely girlfriends and a whole lot of food next to him.
"Ne, Ayame-chan, want to have me take over for a while?" Naruto asked as he finished another bowl of ramen Ayame had made specially for him.
"Well you just need to stir the curry we're making right now so you could take over from me. Thank you Naruto-kun." Ayame said and gave Naruto a kiss on his cheek.
Naruto grinned widely, rolled his sleeves up and started stirring the curry. Ayame smiled widely at him and then looked to her side at Hinata, who was looking somewhat uncomfortable.
"You want a kiss too?" Ayame asked playfully.
"Huh?" Hinata asked as she turned her head towards her just when Ayame was about to kiss her, so instead of kissing her on her cheek she kissed her on her lips.
"Well that was unexpected." Ayame said smiling while Hinata blushed red.
Jiraiya, who had arrived with back-up and left the village's care to Hyuuga Hiashi, had his mouth hanging open and was poking Shino to draw that sight later on.
"...Sorry, I missed it." Shino replied and straightened his glasses.
"Whaaaat! Damn it, was such a pretty sight as well for something that didn't envolve naked girls..." Jiraiya sobbed.
"Oh well...I still need to report to Tsunade, so would you guys mind if you guys got me a dish as well?" Jiraiya asked Shino and Kiba.
"Not at all." Shino replied, straightening his hsades once more before Jiraiya left to report to Tsunade.
"Oi Shino...Look at who'se making the curry." Kiba said grinning as he poked his teammate.
"...Naruto?" Shino asked.
"Yeah...Let's give Jiraiya-sama a run for his money with this dish." Kiba said grinning.
"I'm listening..." Shino replied.
"Well how about we..." Kiba whispered something into Shino's ear and Shino nodded a couple of times.
"Brilliant." Shino said as his shades actually sparkled.
When it was their turn they explained it to Naruto, who started snickering halfway trough the explainnation.
"And that's the plan." Shino said and again his shades sparkled.
"Hehehe. That's going to be so much fun. Ayame-chan, Can we do that?" Naruto asked with a devious grin on his face.
"Hmm...Should be able to do that. And I bet it will be fun to watch, yeah why not." Ayame said smiling widely.
A while later Naruto and Kiba were walking with a huge gin on their face and Shino, who was walking with them, held a plate of curry while his shades continuesly sparkled.
"Hehehe...This should be fun." Naruto grinned widely.
"You're sure, right? That this stuff is as spicy as hell when all of it is eaten?" Kiba asked grinning.
"Hn, I don't know the specific ingredients, but Ayame-chan said that one bite won't be so spicy...but multiple will pretty much do the trick." Naruto said nodding.
"He's nearby...Let's hurry." Shino said and his shades stopped sparkling.
"Yo Ero-sennin!" Naruto exclaimed as he waved at his perverted sensei, who was sitting against a tree, zipping some sake to relax.
"Hm? Naruto huh? And Shino and Kiba as well." Jiraiya said as he put his jug of sake down.
"We brought you your meal, Jiraiya-sama." Kiba said grinning like he usually does.
"What is it?" Jiraiya asked as he got up and dusted himself off.
"Curry." Shino said, straightening his shades once more.
"Curry...hmmm...interesting..." Jiraiya said as he rubbed his chin and looked at the plate.
"Wha-What is it, Ero-sennin! You don't have to think about it, just eat it! Ayame-chan made it specially for you." Naruto said with a sheepish grin on his face.
"Ow! Well if a woman specially made it for me, I'll take it without a doubt." Jiraiya snatched the plate and spoon.
He took a first bite, chewed it a bit and then swallowed it.
"Wow, this is really good." Jiraiya said with wide eyes and then started chowing down the rest of his meal very fast.
"Oi, Naruto...What will happen when he finishes that much at once?" Kiba whispered to Naruto.
"...I don't know 'tabayo." Naruto replied.
There was a short moment of silence over the entire camp of Konoha. Short, because as sudden as it came it also disappeared.
"Aaaaaaah! Everyone run away!" Naruto exclaimed as he, Kiba and Shino ran back towards camp as fast as possible.
"Naruto? What's going on?" Tsunade asked as she blinked at the trio who were running for their lives.
"It's Ero-sennin, the evil perverted dragon of doom!" Naruto cried as two seconds later, even before Tsunade could reply to the statement, Jiraiya came running after them with a very bright red face with flames coming out of his nostrils and mouth.
"Naruto----! Kiba----! Shino----!" Jiraiya yelled and with each name, flames spat out of his mouth, scourging the ground.
They started running in a large circle around Tsunade, who just looked perplexed by what was happening and wondered exactly how come her former team-mate was spitting fire.
"Someone explain this..." Tsunade said as her eyebrows twitched.
"Well basically we had this plan to pull a prank on Jiraiya-sama." Shino said as he temporarily stopped, straightened his shades, which sparkled for a moment and then he continued running.
"We let the curry we gave him be extra spicy so it would be funny to watch him search for water..." Kiba said as he momentarily paused on the next lap and then continued.
"But Ero-sennin ate it all at once and now he is spitting fire!" Naruto cried and continued running.
"Why you, why you, WHY YOU!" Jiraiya yelled as he shot fire balls at the trio.
"Hey, I just realised something in this situation." Kiba said as they jumped up in unison to avoid the fireballs.
"And what might that be?" Shino asked as he pulled one of his hands out of his pockets and straghtened his shades.
"Why learn Katon jutsu when you can just brin water and this spicy curry with you on missions...It saves chakra as well." Kiba stated.
"...The usefulness of this information in our current situation is really handy. It might actually safe us from an really painful burn wound or two..." Shino replied.
"Really?" Naruto and Kiba asked in disbelief.
"..." Shino straightened his shades and didn't reply.
There followed along moment of silence among the three of them as they continued evading Jiraiya's spitting.
"EH! YOU WERE JUST BEING SARCASTIC, WEREN'T YOU!" Naruto yelled as he pointed to Shino.
"Let me put it to you this way Naruto...duh..." Shino replied.
Just then the fire spitting stopped, so the trio looked over their back towards Jiraiya, who was held in a head lock by Tsunade.
"Enough trying to get back at the kids Jiraiya..." Tsunade said as she put a bottle of water in his mouth and emptied it.
"Ah...Thank you Tsunade..." Jiraiya replied and let out a sigh of relief.
"Now that this situation has caught your attention, I'd like to make a final announcement of today." Tsunade said, still keeping Jiraiya in a headlock.
"Ehm...Tsunade?" Jiraiya asked.
"Tonight everyone will be sleeping sperately. Meaning guys will sleep in the same tent as guys and women with women. Clear? I don't want anyone waking up late tomorrow because of 'nightly activaties' or because of 'disturbing sounds' that might heard during the night." Tsunade announced.
"Tsunade, you can let go of me now..." Jiraiya said.
"So sorry to disappoint you all, but everyone must be in a fully rested state tomorrow morning." Tsunade stated.
"Oi! Tsunade! You can...!" Jiraiya yelled and was abruptly dropped face down into the ground.
"Let go of me..." Jiraiya said, falling with his face back down on the ground.
"Is that clear?" Tsunade asked everyone.
"Hai..." Almost everyone said somewhat disappointed.
After the ANBU had set up enough traps around the camp, that just couldn't be avoided when Orochimaru's men would try to assault them night, everyone headed in early to be fully refreshed for the next day would be far heavier then today.
The next morning, Tenten woke up pretty early and walked out into the early morning. She stepped outside and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes as the first rays of daylight shone upon her face.
Tenten headed for the creeck they had secured the day before to refreshen herself before heading for Neji. She quickly found the creeck and at the bank of it she kneeled down to throw some water in her face.
After doing so she tilted her head up towards the sky, letting the water drip off her face. As she opened her eyes, fully awake now, she noticed something from the corner of her eyes.
Instinctively she grabbed a kunai from her kunai holster, as she still wore her standard shinobi outfit. Her eyes widened, as she slightly trembled even.
A bit more then an hour later, the guys almost simultaniously woke up from their slumber.
"NO MY RAMEN!" Naruto yelled as he shot up from a nightmare.
"Shut up Naruto, you're so loud in the morning..." Kiba replied.
"Talking about Ramen, shouldn't we get breakfast?" Chouji wondered as he rubbed his empty tummy.
"I'll go ask Ayame-chan to make us some!" Naruto cheered, jumped out of his sleeping bag and ran out of the tent.
"Sorry for interupting, Ayame-chan are you ready to...huh?" Naruto said cheerful as he stuck his head trough the girl's tent only to find no one there.
"Nanda dattebayo..." Naruto looked around and saw no one in camp already either.
He headed back into the guys tent and noticed that most of them were fully waking up by now as well.
"Ano...No one's like around..." Naruto stated.
"Ask my little brother he might have heard them leave or something since he doesn't sleep..." Kankurou stated.
Naruto nodded, headed back out and went behind their tent to find a huge ball of sand. Naruto carefully approached it and when he noticed the sand didn't react to him, Naruto knocked on it's surface.
"Yo Gaara?" Naruto asked.
The sand opened, revealing Gaara with his ever trusty portable tv resting on his lap.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Ano...Did you like...Hear the girls leave or did they say to you where they went?" Naruto asked.
"Wait...You're saying that they're not here? Even my fangirls are like gone with out even bothering me?" Gaara blinked at him.
"...Er...probably? They aren't around anyway..." Naruto scratched his wiskers.
"Maybe they went to refreshen themselves?" Gaara wondered.
"Yeah that could be it!" Naruto said and was about to wander back into the tent when he thought about something.
"Er...Wouldn't there be like too many women in this camp for them all to go and bathe at the same time?" Naruto scratched his whiskers again.
"That's right, also the troublesome thing is that their equipment is missing..." Shikamaru said as he walked towards Naruto and Gaara.
"What are you saying Shikamaru?" Naruto asked.
"That something troublesome might have happened...Geez...What a pain." Shikamaru sighed and stretched his neck.
Just then the male ANBU members that were present dropped down beside them.
"Information about their whereabouts?" The leader of them asked no one specific. Gaara closed his eyes, while Naruto and Shikamaru stared at them with no idea either.
"...Damn it." The leader said.
"Awaken Jiraiya-sama, we have a situation on our hands here people." The leader commanded.
"Ha!" The other ANBU replied.
A while later everyone, only the male population of the army remaining, not a single female being in camp.
"...They're not here so Jiraiya-sama is now in command and has ordered that we all search for any trace of where they might have gone to. The traps are still active, so they should be inside the area. We'll deactivate the traps as soon as possible. Report any possible trace of them." The ANBU squad leader said as Jiraiya was in the back, searching trough Tsunade's temporary office.
"Alright, no standing around here. Hurry and go." The ANBU leader said.
Everyone nodded and then quickly split up to search.
"Byakugan." Neji said, activating his bloodline limit.
He walked carefully trough the forest, hoping to spot any trace of Tenten or any of the other women of Konoha.
"Tenten...Where are you..." Neji whispered as he walked.
Just then he noticed something at the edge of his Byakugan's 50 meter direct range, making him deactivate his doujutsu and rushing towards it.
"Tenten!" Neji said as he slided over the ground, ending up near the creeck.
His eyes widened in shock as he looked in front of him.
Kyuubi: (snores...) Zzzzzzz...
Shukaku: Bastard fox...
Kyuubi: (snores more)
Shukaku: OI! Wake up! (steps on one Kyuubi's tails)
Kyuubi: (wakes up screaming as on of his tails is crushed by the wait of a certain other demon) AAAAH!
Shukaku: Finally, you're awake...
Kyuubi: ...Why do I need to be awake exactly?
Shukaku: Because it's almost our time to shine!
Kyuubi: Oh my good for nothing son of a weird random being raccoon! Why didn't you say so earlier!
Shukaku: Cause you were sleeping?
Kyuubi: Aaaah! I'll do it now! I'll show you my new move!
Shukaku: New move?
Kyuubi: Super-duper-oober-flooper-noobkilling-snakeskinnripping-kyuubi powered rasengan-spirit bomb- kamehameha no jutsu! (fires a beam of light that has a twirling ball at the end and does absolutely no damage to the surroundings)
Shukaku: You don't have those copywrights bastard fox...
Kyuubi: So, we also don't own the Bloodhound Gang's rights to use their song and yet we did.
Shukaku: Then maybe it didn't work because you forgot to form handseals...
Kyuubi: Ow yeah! (starts a long sequence of handseals)