I apologize for my laziness and lack of productivity over the last several months. sual disclaimer, I don't own the characters or the songs used. This story is primarily Sandle, with hints of Yobling. :)


After the seemingly endless screams and sounds of breaking glass emitting from the ladies bathroom, Catherine finally walked out with Sara hiding behind her, red as a beet.

Catherine moved to the side so everyone could see what they most likely would never see again: Sara Sidle in a pink bunny suit. Greg and Warrick whistled loudly, Nick was making an attempt to avoid eye contact, and Grissom (who had been forced into a pimp outfit, complete with boa and sunglasses) just stared in shock.

"How about another round of beers?" Nick shouted with glee.

--One Hour Later--

Catherine's previous experience in the "business" had begun to take effect on Warrick. Plus the alcohol had made the CSI's unusually "expressive" and they discovered the Karaoke machine sitting on stage.

"Who wants to go first?" Nick hiccupped "I nominate Greg!"

"Is that a dare?-hiccup" Greg replied, with a wry drunken grin on his face. He got up to the stage, after tripping a few times on the steps. He chose a song and grabbed the microphone.

We go out to a party somewhere

The moment we walk in the door

People stop and everybody stares

She don't know what they're staring for

She don't know she's beautiful

(Never crossed her mind)

She don't know she's beautiful

(No she's not that kind)

She don't know she's beautiful

Though time and time I've told her so

There she goes just walking down the street

And someone lets a whistle out

A girl like her she just can't see

What the fuss is all about

And then the spotlight shone on Sara, Greg stepped down (still hiccupping) and took her hand, she giggled like a teenager.

"Greg!-- hiccup" she blushed vibrantly.

"Beat that" Greg whispered to Warrick.

Catherine grinned; she grabbed Warrick's hand and dragged him up onto the stage.

She whispered seductively in his ear, "I'll choose."

She chose the song and handed the second microphone to a jelly legged Warrick. The latest Black Eyed Peas song started, with the two CSI's seeming a tad bit tipsy.

My love, my love, my love, my love

You love my lady lumps,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

My humps they got u,

She's got me spending.

(Oooo) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oooo) Spendin' all your money on me, (uh) on me, on me

The audience burst into laughter. Even the stone-like Grissom let out a chuckle, noticing that everyone was getting a bit tipsy; he decided to take them all over to his townhouse to sleep off all the alcohol they had consumed.

"Okay, time to call it a night" he said sternly. He got everyone into his SUV; Warrick was sober enough to drive so he and Catherine would meet everyone else at Grissom's townhouse driving Greg's SUV.

"Ok. Is everyone here?" Grissom called from the driver's seat, he looked in back to be sure that everyone was there. Sara was crammed in the between Nick and Greg. All three were clearly very drunk.

"Greg! Stop playing with my hair!" Sara whined, as Greg played with her hair in fascination.

"But, I can't help myself. It's just so shiny" he exclaimed with glee.

"Grissom! Are we there yet? -hiccup" Nick called from the back.

They had just barely gotten out of the parking lot and Grissom's house was close to forty-five minutes away. He sighed; this is going to be a long drive. Hoping to distract the "kids" he turned the radio to the local variety station. He sent up a silent prayer. Only God knows what they'll sing next. He assumed that someone up there found this amusing when the next song started.

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on

Ding ding

Let's do the crazy froogg

Ding ding

A Brem Brem

A ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

Ring ding

Baa-Baa

A/N: You all know how annoying that frog is eh?

"Yay! It's the Crazy Frog" Nick, Greg and Sara cheered. Grissom eased the SUV into the driveway, right beside Greg's. Noticing that both Catherine and Warrick were still in the truck, Greg peeked through the foggy window and opened the door. Catherine and Warrick were in the back, looking quite cozy.

"Greg, would it kill ya to knock first?" Warrick joked.

The CSI's stepped into Grissom's townhouse, all fearing the same thing, bugs. Catherine despised the creepy crawlies; she looked around nervously biting her nails. Nick was already rummaging through Grissom's rather small collection of DVD's.

"You don't seem like a Napoleon Dynamite kind of guy Griss" his attempts at keeping a straight face were useless.

"I've never seen it, is it good?" Sara asked. Catherine had also never seen it, but her daughter Lindsey had recently borrowed it from a friend.

"Let's watch it!" Greg laughed, "It's one of the best movies I've ever seen" He snatched the DVD from Nick's hands and placed it in the DVD player. He pressed play and went back to sit on the couch next to Sara. Leaning back comfortably as Sara leaned forward trying to get a better view of the screen over Warrick's afro.

"Oooh Sara, I see something I shouldn't be seeing. It's sparkly pink underwear!" Greg laughed hysterically. Sara was blushing furiously. They all turned to look at her; even Grissom couldn't help but look to see what she would say to such a comment.

He wasn't going to get away easily she thought. She realized that he too, kept a secret. She began to tickle him, showing no mercy.

"Ahh! Sara, no please- not tickling" He huddled into a little ball in an attempt to avoid Sara's merciless tickle attack, giggling hysterically.

"Enough kiddies, be quiet and watch the movie" Catherine scolded, it was as if she were talking to Lindsey. Eventually they settled down enough to watch the movie, eat popcorn and just relax. This was a recipe that called for wheelie chairs, a touch of Blue Hawaiian and a whole lot of strip poker.

--The End--


A/N: Yes, it's complete now. I apologize for taking so long to update. I have been extremely busy and believe it or not, I actually have a life outside of my computer.

I hope you guys had as much fun reading this as I did writing it.

Thanks to my loyal readers :)

For those of you wondering the songs used here were "She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Kenny Chesney, "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas and "Axle F" by Crazy Frog.