Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans. I don't own Lowes( the hardware store) Lowes owns Lowes.

Yes it's fun and kinda random!

The Titans were sitting in the tower very bored. There had not been a crime in weeks and the Titans needed something to do.

"Hey ya'll!" said Cyborg walking into the TV room.

There were small grunts in reply.

"Bored…." groaned Beast Boy, "So….bored…."

"Well all that's about to change guys…I'm going out to get a few things. Wanna come?"

Suddenly the rest of the Titans zoomed past Cyborg and buckled themselves into the car.

"Ok I take it that's a yes?"

Cyborg got into the drivers seat and started up the car. Robin was sitting beside him in the passenger's seat, and Raven, Beast Boy, and Star where in the back.

"So Cy where are we going?" asked Robin.

Cyborg looking maniacal says, "…Lowes."

"NOOOO!" screamed Raven from the back seat.

"Please friend, what is this 'Lowes' that Cyborg speaks of?"

Raven turned to Star, "It's a place where they suck out your souls!"

"Eep!" screamed Star.

"Don't listen to her, Star;" said Robin, "It's a hardware store."

"Oh…thank you friend Robin."

They arrived at the home improvement store and they all got out of the car…well all except Raven that is.

"Raven," said Beast Boy, "Get out of the car."


"C'mon Rae it's like 90 degrees out you'll die in here."

"No. You can't make me."

"Raven…" he whined.

"Beast Boy…" she said mocking him.

"Raven if you don't come out I will not be held responsible for my actions." said Cyborg.

"What are you…" but she was cut of by Cyborg picking up Raven caring Raven over his shoulder until they inside the store with her kicking him the whole way.

Starfire found Lowes to be a very interesting place indeed. "Robin LOOK!" she said pointing to a shopping cart. "What is this contraption?"

"It's a shopping cart, Star."

She got on the end of it, "Push me Robin! Push me!"

He got a hold of the handle and started pushing her up and down the paint isle.

"WHEEEE!" screamed Star.

"Raven look!" said Beast Boy pulling her towards the doorbell testers, "I can play Jingle Bells on the door bells!" and so he did, "Ta-da!"

Raven walked up to the doorbells and started to play the 'Imperial March' from Star Wars.

"Wow Rae your just a little ray of sunshine aren't ya?" asked Beast Boy sarcastically.

"This isn't good," she said poking him playfully in the arm, "Your picking up my sarcasm."

She rolled her eyes and walked over to Cyborg to see if this could go any faster, "Can we go NOW!" she asked impatiently.

"Hey Rae look!" he said unscrewing his red eye. He took a light bulb from the lighing section and screwed a purple one in instead, "I can do purple, blue, yellow, teal…." he went on and on screwing and unscrewing his eye…eww.

Raven groaned and began hitting her head again and again on the shelf.

"Rae? Rae? You ok? Ouch that must hurt."

LOL hope you liked it! Like 2 or 3 more chapters I think! Please review! Oh yeah and important notices below!

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