This MIGHT be the last chapter, if I can get over my writer's block. See the end for details on how you can help me out! Til then, enjoy the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans
Robin and Cyborg had determined looks on both of their faces as they stared each other down.
"YOU'RE MINE CYBORG! YOU HEAR ME! YOU'RE MINE!" Robin shouted.
"TAKE THIS!" Cyborg shouted.
"WHAT! NO WAY! THERE'S JUST NO WAY! THIS CANT BE!" Robin shouted.
"YES! I DID IT! I BEAT ROBIN! NOBODY CAN BEAT ME! I'M UNBEATABLE!"
Robin threw down his table tennis paddle. "I'M NOT PLAYIN' ANYMORE!" Then he walked away.
Robin, now possessed by Pud, continued to fly around the city, determinedly searching for Raven.
"That's strange!" He thought. "I can't sense Raven anywhere! She should stick out like a sore thumb! No one else around here is that strong…"
Suddenly, Robin stopped in mid flight. "Wait a minute! I sense something… strong! Could it be her?" He began looking around.
Down at the park, Slade walked with Tommy, his bully apprentice. Suddenly, Slade stopped and started to look around. Tommy looked at his boss.
"What's up, boss?" Tommy asked.
"… You get the feeling we're being watched…?" Slade replied.
Back in the air, Robin looked downward. "GRRR! It's just that punk, Slade! Raven is the one I want… but she's nowhere to be found! GRRR! WHERE DOES THAT WITCH LIVE, ANYWAY!"
Robin then slapped his fist into his palm. "CONFOUND IT! I CANT STAY IN THIS BODY MUCH LONGER! AND I'M ITCHING TO LET OUT SOME STEAM ON SOMEBODY!" He then looked back down and Slade and Tommy.
"Oh, what the heck… Slade DESERVES to get beaten for wearing that stupid metal mask!"
Without warning, Robin suddenly dropped downwards and landed right behind Tommy and Slade.
"SLADE!" he shouted.
The bullies turned around.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT! MANO-A-MANO!" Robin shouted.
The bullies looked at Robin as if he were crazy. "Who the heck is this loser?" Tommy asked.
"Dunno… but he's either got a lot of guts or just plain stupid… WAIT! I recognize you. You're Robin! The fool who tried to stand up to me the first day of school!" Slade said. "Get lost, punk! I'm not wasting my time with trash like you. Go home and drink some milk."
Robin quinted his eyes for a second as he stared at Slade.
"OH YOU'LL FIGHT ME! OR SO HELP ME THE WHOLE WORLD LEARNS YOU WEAR POWERPUFF GIRLS UNDERWEAR!" Robin shouted.
Slade's eye nearly bugged out of it's socket. "WHAT THE HOW DID HE KNOW…"
Tommy looked at Slade with a huge grin on his face. "HEY! YOU LOVE POWERPUFFS TOO! I LOOOOOVE BUBBLES!"
"SHUT UP!" Slade shouted at Tommy. "SHUT THIS IDIOT UP! I JUST MET HIM AND I ALREADY WANT HIM DEAD!"
"No problem!" Tommy said, cracking his knuckles. "Then after were done… you wanna go to my house and watch the Powerpuff Girls!"
"JUST DO AS I SAY YOU MORON!" Slade shouted.
Tommy walked over to Robin, still cracking his knuckles. "I hope you got insurance, kid… 'cuz your gonna need it when I'm through with you!"
Robin stood his ground, crossing his arms and smiling.
"What, you're just gonna stand there? Suit yourself! It makes my job a WHOLE lot easier!" Tommy said. And with that, he threw a fierce roundhouse punch, but Robin disappeared!
"HUH?" Tommy said, confused. He looked around the area. "WHERE"D HE GO?"
Suddenly, Tommy felt a tap on his shoulder. He quickly turned around to see Robin floating in mid air and his foot brought back.
"Heh heh heh! You've just become a victim… of the dreaded… DRAMATIC PAUSE KICK!" Robin shouted. And with that, Robin swing his foot, catching Tommy directly in the face! Tommy went down, HARD, with spirals in his eyes!
Slade looked down at his fallen apprentice, then back at Robin. "… Dramatic Pause Kick…?" Slade said.
Robin landed ten feet in front of Slade, with an evil like grimace on his face.
"That was pretty good, kiddo. You laid out my apprentice with one kick. It's ok thought. He was weak anyways. Now lets see you try something like that on me." Slade challeneged.
Robin suddenly dashed at Slade. "I'm happy to oblige, Metal Head! HYAH!" He shouted.
"This is going to be TOO easy!" Robin thought. "With this body, I can run CIRCLES around this idiot!" He then began to actually run circles around Slade. "Might as well have some fun! HEH HEH HEH!"
Robin was sent flying into a tree, splitting it in half, with a "what-hit-me?" look on his face. Robin had a welt of a fist on his face. "GOOD LORD! WHAT THE CRAP DID HE HIT ME WITH!"
Slade stood there with his fist straight up, as if he just backhanded someone. When Robin was running circles around him, Slade suddenly backhanded him, sending him flying into a tree!
"You're gonna have to be a LOT quicker than that to catch ME off-guard, kiddo." Slade said. He began to walk towards the fallen Robin, who was still laying between the split tree. "What's with the worried look on your face, kiddo? Starting to realize you just made the biggest mistake of your life? Heh heh heh!" Slade laughed.
Robin began to smile, trying to keep his cool. "Ok… Ok… no need to panic just yet… that imbecile got a lucky shot in, that's all… first blood for him…" Robin thought as he wiped blood from his mouth. "I on the other hand…"
Robin suddenly grabbed one of the tree splits and fiercely swung it at Slade.
"GET THE LAST LAUGH!"
No good… Slade had brought his hand back, stopping the tree from hitting him.
"Tsk Tsk…" Slade said. "Nice try, kiddo… your follow through was a bit lacking…"
"Here… Let me show you how it's REALLY done."
Slade then picked up the tree, with Robin still holding on to it, brought it up over his head, and slammed it down, hard! The tree went down with a huge thud!
The tree split rolled over, and Robin was engraved in the ground.
"Okay… NOW is the time to panic!" Robin then got a thought. "Wait a minute! What am I worried for? I'm a telepath! I can just read his thoughts and counter his every move!"
And with that, he jumped out of the ground and faced Slade.
"HAHAHA! HE'S IN FOR IT NOW!" Robin thought.
Robin then gave Slade another evil grimace. Slade however, tilted his head. "You sure look pretty cocky for someone who just had tree stomp for lunch."
"With good reason! Seems like you've underestimated my TRUE powers!" Robin said. "AND NOW, ITS TIME FOR ME TO OPEN UP THE BIGGEST CAN OF WHOOP…."
Slade suddenly punched Robin, sending him flying a few feet to the ground. "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" Slade said.
"Gh… Let me… re-adjust… my jaw… first…" Robin muttered.
Slade moved in and grabbed Robin by his hair. "Get up, Kiddo! Don't tell me that love tap was enough to put you out of commission!"
"BAD MOVE GETTING THAT CLOSE TO ME, METAL HEAD! Robin yelled. He quickly kicked Slade in the side, sending him stumbling a couple feet, holding his side that was kicked.
Robin then dashed over towards him. "NOW TASTE THE POWER OF MY ULTIMATE ATTACK! I CALL IT… SUPER HARD PUNCH: FAREWELL TO THE OPPONENT'S FACE!"
Robin delivered a devastating blow to Slade's face… but it looked as if nothing happened.
"Not bad…" Slade said. "Now try THIS one on for size… I call it… HEADBUTTING AN IDIOT!"
Slade swiftly moved in and headbutted Robin, once again sending him to the ground.
"Ok… that hurt! But you gotta admit, he's got a good taste in names!" Robin thought.
Robin sat up with anger and angst on his face as he held the knot on his head where he got head butted. "DARN IT! I can read his mind but he moves way to fast for me to do anything about it!" Suddenly, without warning, Robin jumped up and began to take flight, then he flew off into the sky. "WELL FORGET THIS! I KNOW WHEN I'M OUT OF MY LEAGUE! SEE YA LATER, METAL HEAD!" Robin shouted into the sky.
"Where do you think you're going, kiddo?" Slade said as he walked over and picked up a large rock. He ran a few feet, then launched the large rock into the air. "I AINT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!"
Robin looked behind him to see a large rock zeroing in on him. "OH FOR THE LOVE OF….!"
"AAAARRGGHHH!" Robin shouted as the large rock hit him head on! Robin plummeted to the ground like a meteor falling to the ground.
(We Interrupt Lil' Titans for this following news bulletin! Lil Titans is the proud winner of the "MOST VIOLENT FANFIC INVOLVING CHILDREN AWARD")
"Yay." Robin said as he continued his downward spiral.
(Then again… there probably other fics that are worse than this that involves kids, but who cares!)
"Exactly…" Robin said.
(We now return you to your regularly scheduled Fan Fic, already in progress.)
Meanwhile, at Cyborg's house…
"Ah! Here it is!" Cyborg said.
"What is it?" Terra asked.
"It's a Sound Frequency Emulator! If B.B.'s right, we can probably use this on Robin… er, Pud, before he causes any real trouble!" Cyborg explained as he held up a strange looking remote control.
"But in order to use your device, we would have to find our possessed friend, and he could be anywhere!" Starfire said.
"Not just ANYWHERE, Star! We know where he's going! He was looking for Raven!" Beast Boy said.
"Yeah… but… Nobody knows where Raven lives." Terra replied.
"True… but we know where she always IS! She meditates in the fields about this time!" Cyborg said.
"But the field is on the other side of the city, Cyborg… we would never make it!" Starfire said.
"Not if we DRIVE!" Cyborg said with a smile. He led the Mini-Titans over to a large scooter like car.
"Drive?" Beast Boy asked.
"Yep! We'll take one of my dad's hover scooters!" Cyborg said. He jumped into the driver's seat. "Come on guys! Let's burn some air!"
Beast Boy, Starfire, and Terra looked skeptical.
"Uh… dude… I don't know about this… " Beast Boy said.
"Relax, ya'll! I had a ton of practice on the simulator! It's no biggie!" Cyborg assured his friends.
"Ok! IT LOOKS FUN!" Starfire said as she jumped up and down.
A few moments later, the scooter tore out of the garage and clear through the garage door, hitting 120 miles per hour. Terra had a huge deathgrip on Cyborg, scared senseless. Star held on to Terra, laughing all the while, while Beast Boy desparately held on to Star's hair, dangling behind the scooter.
"HOLY CRIPES! CYBORG! SLOW DOWN!" Beast Boy yelled.
"I THOUGHT YOU HAD PRACTICE ON THE DRIVING SIMULATOR!" Terra yelled.
"I DID! WELL… IT'S A RACING SIMULATOR! BUT DON'T WORRY! CITY DRIVING SHOULDN'T BE ANY DIFFERENT!" Cyborg shouted.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! FASTER! FASTER!" Starfire laughed.
Within a few seconds, the Titans arrived at a field, where Raven was sitting in deep meditation. She opened one eye at the scooter came to an screeching halt in front of her. They all got off, Terra and Beast Boy shaking, and Cyborg explained to Raven what went down.
"So let me see if I understand this correctly…" Raven said. "A possessed Robin is looking for me?"
Cyborg and Starfire nodded.
"Well its obvious he hasn't found me… otherwise you would see a lifeless body lying in front of you." Raven responded.
"That confident, huh?" Cyborg said.
"Not just that. A Younger Guradian cant use a host body's potential to it's full extent. If he would have picked a fight with me, he would surely lose."
Terra and Beast Boy finally came to their senses. "Well it looks like he wasn't able to find Raven after all…" Terra said.
"Maybe our possessor isn't possessing Robin anymore?" Starfire suggested.
"It's a possibility…" Raven said. "Young Guradians aren't very good at maintaining control of a host body for long periods of time."
"Maybe that's it… but just to make sure, I'll go drive around the city and see if I can find him. If he's still possessed, he may be causing trouble elsewhere." Cyborg said. He hoped back on his Hover Scooter. "Hey Rae! You don't mind if Terra and B.B. stay here with you for a while, do you?"
"No… as long as they don't bother me through my meditation." Raven replied.
"Cool… come on, Star! Lets fly!" Cyborg said.
Starfire laughed and clapped, then ran and hopped on the scooter behind Cyborg.
"Later guys! If Robin… or Pud… or whatever, shows up, hit me up on my cell!" Cyborg said.
"Don't worry. If he shows up, I'll give him give him a WELCOME he wont easily forget." Raven replied.
And with that, Cyborg took off back to the city.
Beast Boy turned to Raven. He was about to say something when…
"One word out of you and I'll continue the beating I gave you outside the school." Raven said boldly.
Meanwhile, back at the park…
Slade walked over to the spot where Robin crashed down after getting nailed by the large rock. He peered inside the large hole in the ground that was made.
"Pretty rough landing, eh Kiddo? Wait til… HUH?"
There was another hold inside the hole where Robin landed. "Pretty sneaky… I didn't think he would pull anything THAT pathetic to get away from me. Not that it'll do him any good. I've got a pretty neat trick for finding moles like him." Slade said.
"Idiot's just standing there! What a perfect opportunity! Metal Head will never know what hit him! BWA HA HA HA HAHA! … ! … !#$! I SWALLOWED A !#IN' WORM!"
Suddenly, Robin popped out of the ground! "YOUR TIME HAS COME, METAL HEAD! LIKE A DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL, I COME AT THEE WITH…" Robin looked around, confused. "Huh? Where'd he go! And where did this hill come from all of a sudden?"
Slade had managed to lift a large portion of the ground, where Robin was standing!
"Darn it! I cant stay out in the open where I'll be spotted! I wont be safe til I know where Slade is!" Robin then jumped up and dove back down into the ground. Once he got far enough, he poked his head at the end of the lifted earth, where he was face to face with Slade.
"Welcome back to Hell, demon spawn." Slade said.
"Oh me…" Robin said.
Meanwhile, across the park at the playground, two little boys sat in a sand box making sand castles. One boy had black hair, and the other was blonde. The sand box was across from the jungle gym and the swing set, slide, etc.
"…So I says to him, 'look, if that's a cow, then where'd all this grape juice come from!'" the black haired kid said.
"Hahahaha! Oh man, that's funny!" The blonde haired kid responded.
"Yeah, it… Hey look!" The black haired kid said looking up.
"Look up in the sky! What is that?"
"Looks like a bird!"
"Nah, its too big to be a bird. I think it's a plane!"
"A plane? No way, dude."
Suddenly, something crashed into the jungle gym, bringing it crashing down over him. "Ow…"
"A KID!" the two boys said in unison.
"Ugh…" Robin moaned as he climbed out of the wrecked jungle gym.
"Hey buddy! Are you ok?" the black haired boy asked.
"Yeah… all things considered…" Robin said as he limped away, shaking.
"What happened? You fall off a plane or something?" The blonde haired kid asked.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Robin said, pushing his limbs back into place.
"You look pretty bad… maybe I should get a doctor over here." The black haired kid said as he pulled a cell phone out his pocket.
Robin looked over at the boy. "What's a kid your age doing with a cell phone!"
"Gimme a break! Everyone's got one nowadays!" he replied.
The kid began to push a few buttons, then the send button. The satellite waves started to effect Robin, due to the fact that Pud was controlling his body.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Robin yelled. He quickly snatched the boys cell phone and crushed it with his bare hands!
"HEY!" the boy shouted. "WHAT THE DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" The angry boy shouted.
"It was annoying." Robin replied.
"ANNOYING!" the boy said. He then put his fists up and began jumping around. "ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! PUT EM UP! NO ONE DESTROYS MY PROPERTY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
Robin shook his head. "Believe me, kid. You don't want NONE of this."
"What are you waiting for, huh?" The blonde kid said. "You scared or something! HUH!"
"YEAH! KINDA DIFFERENT WHEN YOUR OPPONENT ISNT A CELL PHONE, HUH!" the black hair kid shouted.
Robin, however, wasn't paying attention. His attention was focused elsewhere.
"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! How did he find me so fast! Hasn't that freak had enough!"
Slade came through the bushes, looking for Robin. Robin turned and quickly grabbed the black haired kid by his shirt.
"HEY!" the kid shouted.
"C'mere! I need you to do me a favor!" Robin said. He then threw the kid at Slade with full power.
"JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE!" Robin shouted.
The kid directly at Slade. Slade sidestepped and caught the kid by his shirt. Suddenly, Robin ran up and punched Slade directly in the face! Slade dropped the kid and fell back on his butt.
"THAT TRICK ACTUALLY WORKED? I MUST BE DREAMING!" Robin shouted.
Slade got up and dusted himself off. "Oh I'll do more than that in just a sec, kiddo…" he replied.
Slade ran up and threw a punch at Robin. Robin was ready this time! He jumped up, nimbling missing the punch!
"What the… Is it just me, or is Slade moving slower than usual!" Robin thought. "Maybe I should do a little test…"
Robin threw a punch downward, catching Slade in the head! Slade went down hard to the ground.
"Dude… you landed a punch on Slade… two times in a row!" The black haired kid said, amazed.
"Yeah, I know… am I on Candid Camera or something!" Robin said.
Robin gave an evil grin and walked toward Slade. "What's the matter, Metal Head! Cant handle the pressure all of a sudden!"
Slade backed up a step and got into a fighting stance. "Two strikes don't make an out, kiddo!" Slade said.
"Something's not right here… why was Slade holding back! Ten minutes ago he was pounding me into pulp! Maybe a quick scan of his thoughts will… (GASP!)"
Robin quickly turned to the black haired kid. "YOU!"
"M-Me!" The black haired kid said.
"YOU'RE THE REASON METAL FACE OVER THERE IS PULLING HIS PUNCHES!" Robin shouted.
"LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS KIDDO! THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME!" Slade shouted at Robin.
"Worried about these kids' safety, eh Slade!" Robin said with a grin. "Afraid I might harm your main source of 'INCOME'?"
Slade began to sweat. "DON'T BE STUPID! I COULD CARE LESS WHAT HAPPENS TO THESE KIDS!"
"OH REALLY!" Robin said as he picked up a rock big enough to fill his palm. "That's not a very smart thing for a bully to say… after all…" Robin then turned around and threw the rock as hard as he could at the blonde haired kid. "A BULLY WITHOUT VICTIMS ISNT MUCH OF A BULLY ANYMORE, NOW IS HE!" Robin shouted.
Slade gasped as he eye shot open. He then broke into a mad dash and shoved the blonde haired kid out of the way, just in the nick of time. The rock went clear through the slide and kept flying. Sladed turned to the blonde haired boy. "Are you al---"
Out of nowhere, Robin jump kicked Slade in the back of the head, then kept his foot on the back of his head while he was face down in the dirt.
"… thank you for proving my point, Metal Head." Robin said with a smile.
"!$#" Slade said.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted, Metal Face… now it's time to finish you off…"
Slade then grew angry. He quickly got off the ground and uppercutted Robin into the air. Slade then turned to the two little boys.
"BEAT IT! NOW!" he shouted.
"YES SIR!" The boys said as they took off running. They ran to the baseball field and got the attention of all the boys playing.
"HEY! BIG FIGHT OVER AT THE PLAYGROUND! SLADE AND SOME OTHER KID ARE BEATING THE PULP OUT OF EACH OTHER!" the blonde haired boy said.
All the boys dropped their gear and started running towards the playground. "THIS I GOTTA SEE!" one of the boys said.
Back at the playground, Slade looked around the sky. "Must've punched him harder than I thought…he hasn't come down yet… FEH! I probably placed him in orbit or something. Serves him right for trying to mess with me." Slade then began to walk away into the sunset. "Now… to find that worthless apprentice of mine and give him the beating of a lifetime."
Back in the sky, Robin watched as Slade walked away. "FINALLY! I thought he would NEVER leave!" Robin then punched his fist into his palm. "He may have won this round, but we'll see who wins the next one!" He then began to fly away. "I'll be back again someday, Metal Head! And when I do, your ass is mine! I'll train all YEAR if I have to! … I just have to figure out how I'm going to keep this body for that long…" And soon, Robin was out of sight.
Tommy got up off the ground and rubbed his check. "… dramatic… pause… kick…" he muttered.
The End … or is it!
Yes everyone, you read right… The End… or is it? Remember how I told you that this originally started out as a comic book I was drawing? Well this was as far as I got because I got a HUGE case of writer's block. Maybe you all can help me? Let me know if I should continue this or just end it here. If so, Ill try to create a few "Exclusive to stories for this! Or if you have any story plot ideas, let me know! (PAIRING IDEAS WILL BE IGNORED!) R&R and let me know! Take care everyone!