Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Phantom of the Opera. I'm not putting it again.

A/N: Hello everyone. This is my first parody song-fic type thingy. This will most likely be the only author note I make (I might reply to reviews). So I'll take the time now to say that my friend, Dana helped me with these. Anyway, at the end of each one please review and flame (it's inevitable that they will come… if anyone reads this that is XD) away.

Snore for me,
Snore for me fondly
When we've said goodnight
Remember me once every night.
Please promise me you'll snore.
When you find that once again you wake to my snoring and can't be free
Just please promise me that you won't make me sleep on the couch!
I never said that I did snore
Or mention how I steal the sheets
But if you can still forgive me please just join my snore!
Think of all the things I've done for you
Like doing your laundry and… all the other stuff I do
Snore for me
Snore for me sleeping not silent and resigned.
I Imagine you trying too hard to kill me in my sleep.
Recall those days when we lived apart.
Think of the things we'll never do.
There will never be a day when I won't snore for you

Can it be?
Can it be that bitch?
Shut the fuck up!
Long ago,
It seemed so long ago
When I still retained my soul and sanity
She may not remember the time
Of my first suicide attempt.

Snores fade
The snores of our love fade
They have their hours
So do we.
But please promise me that sometimes
You will snore –snore-... for me!