A/N: Just so there's no confusion, I'M Nicole, okay? I'm not some fictional character Alex made up just so we're clear..

Disclaimer: I don't own Alex or Charmed.

It has been 6 weeks since Alex and I came to the Manor. We still had that damn writers block but we hadn't really noticed. I mean, we're in the freakin MANOR!

"Alex don't you think we've maybe overstayed our welcome?" I asked nervously as he hung some clothes up in Cole's closet. "I mean, you've kicked Phoebe out of her room so you could sleep with Cole."

"So? It's no different then you sleepin with Leo when Piper's at P3." He points out.

"Well I never said I wanted Leo to me my dad." I pouted.

"I can't believe we're even having this conversation!" Alex stormed out of the room and I followed him downstairs.

"Well believe it," I said sternly.

"You're just mad cuz Piper doesn't wanna be your mom!" Alex teased. Now that was just rude!

"Whoa, let's not say anything we're gonna regret later. Piper said she doesn't think it would be right it she was."

"Mmhmm," Alex rolled his eyes then helped himself to some of Piper's cookies… oh fudge, that came out wrong.

"Anyway, we're back to wasting sentences on ourselves. Where is everybody?" We lazily just look around the room.

"I'm not sure," Alex blankly says. Piper walks in wearing the T-shirt with her picture on it. Alex looks shocked. "Hey, that's mine!"

"Shh, it looks better on her!" I suck up to Piper again.

"Thank you Nicole, besides Alex, all of my other shirts suddenly went missing."

(Alex has shifty eyes.) "Well why can't you borrow one of Phoebe's or Paige's!"

"HELLO!" Piper and I say in unison.

"Phoebe's clothes are way too slutty," Piper started.

"And Paige is color-blind," I finish. Piper nods.

"Fine, I'm gonna go find the others." Alex mopes then leaves.

"Will you be my mom?" I plead.

"What's in it for me?" Piper raises an eyebrow. Tired of fighting me.

"All the love and affection you could never get from the rest of your family." I do that creepy bottom lip thing.

Piper's intrigued. "Okay,"

I start jumping up and down. "Thank you, thank you!" I hug her.

Alex and Cole are in their room lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling.

"What do you think it would be like to own a duck?" Alex asks randomly.

"Probably like living with Phoebe; you have to feed it, water it, bathe it, and house train it. Plus you have to listen to it rant about how she's not Queen of the Underworld anymore." Cole rants, a tear rolls down his cheek… Alex looks at him oddly.

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Yea, it's just that time of the month." Cole wipes away the tear all girly.

"Hey, on the way up here I heard Leo in the shower. Wanna go spy?" Alex asks hopeful.

"Okay," They both get up and leave.

Piper got sick of me so now I'm talking to Phoebe and Paige in the Sun Room.

"So um, hypothetically speaking, could you make a potion strong enough to destroy the portal joining two different dimensions so you never have to home?" I ask. Hoping neither of them catch my drift. If you catch my drift…

"Hypothetically speaking, yes, but why would you want to?" Paige questions.

I wave my hand in front of her. "Ah, I wasn't talking to you Ms. Hairy Lip." Ooh diss! I turn to Phoebe. We both have a good laugh at Paige's expense. She runs off crying.

"Yea, Furry McLip!" Phoebe tries to add to the joke. I stop laughing and slap her.

"Idiot, anyway, is it possible?"

"Yes it is. I actually did it to Prue's plane, which worked. Then Alex had to go and bring her back."

I nod. "Wait, where is Prue?"

Phoebe shrugs then starts flipping through her Justin Timberlake scrapbook. "I dunno, last I saw of her she was heading to the upstairs bathroom."

I get up and start walking away, but stop. "He's gay ya know." I motion to her life-size Justin cardboard cut out behind her.

"How do you know?" Phoebe sounds a little offended.

"Alex told me," I say simply then walk away.

I sneak into the bathroom quietly. I see Alex and Cole peeking through the shower curtain so I join them. Leo was in the shower. Naked…and soapy….and wet. (I drool)

"Wow, look at those orbs." I whisper in awe.

"Yep," Cole says in a trance like voice.

"Uh huh," Alex nods.

"Oh yea," Prue says. Wait…Prue? We see she's standing right next to me, but who cares? There's a naked Leo in viewing range.

"OH, thanks Prue! The moment's over!" Cole whispers in a high-pitched voice.

"Moment?" I ask…Eww never mind.

"How has Leo not noticed us yet!" Alex asks.

"Oh I've noticed, I just don't care." Leo said not even turning around.

"Well then it's no fun if you know we're watching!" Cole said.

"Says you!" Prue and I are still watching.

"We're outta here," Cole says, they bang into the door on the way out.

They go back into their room.

"Umm, Alex, there's something I wanna ask you…" Cole gets all sweaty, and not in the sexy way.

"Yea?" Alex says, completely oblivious to what's about to happen.

"Well over the past 6 weeks I've gotten to know you very well, a-and well I realize that I don't want you to leave…" He gets down on one knee and pulls out a wedding ring.

Alex's eyes light up. He's about to cry.

"Will you marry me?"

"Yes!" Alex screams like a girl. Cole puts the ring on. They hug then kiss. "Can we even get married?"

"It's San Francisco, we can do anything." They both smile.

In the Conservatory Cole and Alex gathered us all together to tell us the good news. Piper and Paige are sitting next to them and Phoebe's sharpening an ax in the background. Prue and I are still drooling over Leo, who is in a towel...

"Cole and I have an announcement," Alex beams.

"We're getting married!" Cole says proudly. Everyone's jaws hang open.

"I can't believe it," Piper cheers then hugs Alex.

"I can't believe it," Paige sulked, knowing that Cole was now taken.

" And I can't believe it's not butter," I say holding up a bagel and looking into an imaginary camera. "Huh? What were you saying?"

"I'm getting married, and you're not." Alex brags. He's showing off the ring.

Phoebe comes flying at Alex with the ax. "Tell me Justin Timberlake's gay will you!" I freeze her.

"Thanks," Alex says.

"I figured out I can freeze Phoebe too," I say like it's nothing.

"Lucky," Piper mutters.

END? I dunno maybe…we'll see.