To alll those reading: I have tried for humor and when there is humor Malik and Marik are included. Enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and I do not own Shania Twains Man I feel like a woman, but I do how ever own these crazy messages.


BOLD equals to messages left my unsupecting victims.

BEEP: Hello you have reached the Ishtar household, obviously if you are hearing this message we which includes Isis, Malik and Marik are unavailable or to lazy to pick up the phone but Malik does have something to say….. "MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN"

Malik entered the house and realized the answering machine was blinking with two messages, he clicked play and listened.

Message 1: Hello brother, I wanted to tell you that I would be late tonight so you would have to cook dinner yourself and brother try to keep your feminine side on the down low, please don't embarrass the gods.

Message 2: ummm that's an interesting message Malik oh yeah it Yugi by the way. I was going to ask you if you wanted to grab a slice of pizza but now I'm not quite sure. Take care of yourself Malik and be careful what you leave as a message. Bye

Malik frowned and listened to the answering machine message hearing him sing MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN. He remembered singing this song in the shower not to the answering machine, the only answer was Marik.

Marik would pay dearly for what he has done. Just wait.

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