Jen: Hello out there in T.V. land!

M/M: ZZZZZZZ...

Jen: Let me try that again, HELLOO!!!

M/M: Ughh. We're so groggy..

Jen: Yeah, I know. I feel slightly bad

Malik: What do you mean slightly bad? You should feel horrible. What's the date anyway?

Jen: Umm… you don't wanna know. It the year 2007

Marik/ Malik: OMG! We've slept through all the seasons and all our television shows. Grrr..

Jen backing away: I'm really sorry and anyway on with the show!

Marik and Malik still disorientated move in the opposite direction believing Jen went in that direction.


Marik and Malik were sitting in Domino Park. Both of them were cranky, groggy and very disorientated. They had decided too much sleep still makes you sleepy. Marik tried to stand up, but feel back down.

Malik patted his legs. "C'mon little leg muscles, I know you still have some energy in you."

Marik groaned "It's hopeless and we're doomed to sit here forever."

The two Egyptian boys were going down the dark path of doom and they knew they needed to be saved desperately. They knew their tombstones would read: Here lies two Egyptian boys who died of valiant death of sitting on their butts.

But then the Angels of heaven were singing or someone was singing. Both boys looked at each other in hopeless way.

Malik pleaded with his darker half, "We have to move! It's our mission to show the horrible singers to the world."

Marik smiled and gently got up. "We think we can, we think we can."

Both boys walked slower then a snails pace and hoped the singing would not cease.

The boys eventually reached Kaiba's mansion.

Malik looked at his other half, "Weren't we already here? Is that what déjà vu feels like?"

"Go figure. We've slept for so long who knows who lives here now."

They proceeded every so slowly and sunk up to the lower levels of Kaiba's mansion. They slowly looked in the window and just watching what they saw seemed to make them drink in the power of youth and jump up and down excitedly.

What they saw was very, very funny. Mokuba Kaiba, cute kid brother of business tycoon was frolicking around the living room as his staff was in the middle wearing hilarious Vegas show girl outfits. The Ishtar boys somehow managed a microphone through the window and were ecstatic when they pushed the play button.

Later in the day Kaiba called home to his kid brother to make sure he wasn't getting into trouble. Instead of the normally monotone answering machine voice he heard his brother singing.

Welcome to the Kaiba household said the normal voice, but then it was followed with

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would meringue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa...they fell in love.

Leave a message.. returned the normal voice. Beep

Kaiba smacked his head. He thought this horror of answering machine messages being switched was over. It had stopped for a year.

Why?? Kaiba cried. WHHHY????

Meanwhile the two Ishtar boys had fallen back into the slumber, but smiling every so evilly.


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