Hi it's Shizzy again posting another fic for my friend Akuni (she really needs to get her own account) so ya. I hope you wonderful reviewers continue to be nice to her and review her fics! Anyways the characters in the story are a bit OOC so don't flame for it. Ya… I'm done…
Disclaimer: Neither Akuni nor myself own Inuyasha but Sesshy is in my closet…
The Corner of Pay and Back
Sesshoumaru: Is everything ready?
Inuyasha: Yep. It's almost time, if Miroku would stop peeking at Sango!
Miroku: (Puts hand over Inu's mouth) Shhhh, are you trying to get me killed?
Kouga: That's a possibility.
Sesshoumaru: Can we go now I'm beginning to get bored.
Shippo: Hey guys! Where are you going?
Inuyasha: What the!
Miroku: Shippo, what are you doing here?
Sesshoumaru: Might I suggest something?
Inuyasha: You may.
5 mins. later…
Shippo: This is so not funny you guys!
Inuyasha: Great minds…
Sesshoumaru: Think alike.
Miroku: Let's go, we've wasted enough time.
Kouga: Tying Shippo to a tree, priceless.
Sesshoumaru: Let's go!
Inuyasha: Sheesh! Someone's picky. Alright we can go.
Shippo: I shall have my revenge! (Rope bursts, falls to ground) Ouch!
Out in the open…
Shippo: (From behind a bush) I'll get them, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru; I'll show them to tie me to a tree.
Miroku: (Laughing) That was awesome.
Kouga: How do you know he won't seek revenge like last time?
Miroku: There was a last time?
Sesshoumaru: Remember, Shippo got some of that dye thing from Kagome and Inuyasha was blue for the week.
Miroku: I remember that. (Laughs)
Inuyasha: Ahh, Shut up! That won't happen again.
Sesshoumaru: How can you be so sure? That Shippo may be small but he sure is crafty. (Gasp) He might even get me!
Kouga: I heard there would be alcohol. Where the hell is it!
Inuyasha: Calm down, I snuck it out of Kagome's place yesterday. (Takes out bottles)
Guys: (Maniacal laughter)
In the bushes…
Shippo: What's chewing on my tail?
Shippo: Kilala, you followed me. Good, you'll come in handy. (Grins)
After everyone's fully drunk…
Inuyasha: And then I looked at him hic and said, 'you're gonna die Naraku' hic.
Miroku: Hic You, so, did not say that, you lying bas…hic …tard.
Inuyasha: Shut up Miroku. (Takes another sip)
Kouga: (Laughs) You drunks!
Shippo: Perfect, there they are, those bastards. Ready Kilala?
Kilala: (Video camera strapped around her neck) Mew!
Shippo: Great, stay here. (Walks out) Hey guys!
Sesshoumaru: How did you hic get off of the hic tree?
Inuyasha: Hic Yeah!
Shippo: Right! Uh… but before I tell you, I heard Naraku say you can't sing Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: What? That hic asshole!
Shippo: He also said Sesshoumaru can't dance.
Sesshoumaru: Dancing is easy. It must be, Rin can do it.
Kouga: Damn right she can!
Miroku: I wan to see her hic naked! (Passes out)
Kouga: Perv! (Passes out)
Shippo: Why don't you prove it to me, I'll tell Naraku, if I like it.
Inuyasha: Damn right you will! Sit down and hic enjoy the show!
Shippo: Ready Kilala?
Shippo: Okay guys, GO!
Inuyasha: Lovin' you is easy hic 'cause you're beautiful hic.
Sesshoumaru: (Twirls around twice)
Inuyasha: Ado do do do do dohic SESSY!
Sesshoumaru: (In squeaky voice) Oohhh…
Shippo: (Twitching violently)
Inuyasha: I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Sesshoumaru: Hic, hic
Inuyasha: The other brothers can't deny!
Sesshoumaru: Hic, hic
Both: (Striking poses and stripping to the beat)
Shippo: (Wide-eyed) Priceless!
Kilala: Meow? (Tilts head)
The next day, at Kagome's house…
Inuyasha: What's this all about? Dammit!
Kagome: Yeah! I wanna hear what Shippo has to say. Go on.
Shippo: Thank you, Kagome. Kilala and I recorded some very 'interesting' footage with Kagome's video camera thingy.
Inuyasha: Just hurry up already!
Miroku: Is it porno?
Kouga: (Hits him in the head) Shut up!
Shippo: (Clears throat) Okay, Sango, a boost.
Sango: Sure. (Puts him on a stump)
Shippo: Thank you! Let the movie begin! (Puts the tape in the VCR, attached to the TV)
It starts out with Kilala roaring like that lion dude. Then a poster is held up saying 'Shippo Films' in very, very bad handwriting.
The singing, dancing and stripping began…
Inuyasha: What kind of movie is this?
Sesshoumaru: It's an outrage!
Sango: Inuyasha, I never knew…
Kagome: I knew Sesshoumaru was hot but… WOW!
By now Inuyasha's and Sesshoumaru's shirts are off…
Girls: (Drooling) Ooooooh…
Inuyasha: NOOO! Turn it off! (Takes up a chair)
Kagome; Inuyasha, sit!
Inuyasha: (Faceplant) Why does she do that?
Sesshoumaru: (Sulking in a corner)
They are now fully naked…
Girls: We want copies!
Boys: (Sulking in corner)
Shippo: That'll teach you. Nothing can bring me down today! (Walks outside, falls down stairs) Ouch!
Yep. It's done. Now be nice and review for Akuni. I need to go prepare for a Hurricane. Goodbye.