Chapter 28: Divide and Conquer
"There he is, GET HIM!" One of the faceless security guys yelled to the other two.
"Grugh." Cinderblock retorted.
The three security guys stopped, laughing their asses off, "HOLY FUCK!! THAT WAS SO WITTY! THIS GUYS A GENIUS!"
Then Cinderblock whipped out his concrete cock and flattened them into a bloody pulp.
"You wanna try teh Sonic Boom?!"
"I got the sonic if you got the boom!"
"Oh, I've got the boom. And I'll give it to ya!"
"Oh yeah, where are you gonna give me your boom?!"
"Right in your sonic, baby. Hard!"
"Oh yeah, that's just how I like it!"
"Fags." Cinderblock grunted before jumping out the wall, making his escape with Plasmus.
"Quick! We've gotta go after him!" Beast Boy said, leading Starfire and Raven out of the hole in the wall.
"UH!" Robin pouted with a flippant shake of his hair, "Geeze, Cyborg! If it hadn't been for you we would've stopped him!"
"Me? I'm not the one who started the sexual banter!!" Cyborg responded, flames escaping his nostrils.
"Oh yeah, right." Robin said, crossing his arms and turning around, "You loved it, don't act like you didn't."
"Oh Puh-LEASE, girlfriend!" Cyborg raged, "I've had better sexual banter with my left hand!"
"That's not what you said in the T-Shit last Thursday!!"
Cyborg's eyes got wide, "How DARE YOU! Sexual Harassment! I call Sexual Harassment!"
Cinder block smashed the container.
The man started awake, "Snrrk. Ah, mmm, dicks in my mouth… whu-what?! I'm awake! I should never be awake, I'm only human when I'm sleeping!!"
"Actually," Slade purred, "You're never human, seeing as how you're a homosexual."
Cinderblock grunted, "Fag."
"Yo Momma so fat, that when you were born she tried to eat you!" Robin spat.
"Oh yeah? Well yo daddy so gay he sucks cock!" Cyborg responded.
Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire had just had their first encounter with Plasmus. They were currently trying to hold shut the door to keep Plasmus inside.
The door opened just enough for a few tentacles to slip outside.
Raven and Starfire's eyes got wide. Beast Boy just smirked, "Allright! H-fic with Star, Raven and the tentacles, and I get a front row se-AAH!!"
The door burst open entirely as the tentacles wrapped around Beast Boy, throwing him roughly to the floor and ripping off his uniform.
Starfire and Raven stood on either side of the door, watching as Plasmus's tentacles oozed out of the door towards Beast Boy, totally ignoring them.
"This is quite unprecedented, Raven." Starfire smirked.
"Tell me about it." Raven spoke around her own grin.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Beast Boy's blood curdling screams filled the air, "NOT IN MY BUTT!! NO!!! RAVEN!!! STARFIRE!!!! HEEEELLLP MEEEE!!!!!!!"
"You know, Raven, I now see why others find this so humorous, it is quite entertaining when you are not the one receiving."
"Yup." Said Raven as she focused the video camera.
"WHY ARE YOU TWO JUST STANDING THERE!!! RAVEN, ARE YOU TAPPING THIS?!?! I HATE YOU TW- OH GOD MY DICK HOLE!!!!!"
"Just relax, Beast Boy!" Raven called, zooming in, "It makes it easier!"
"FUCK YOU GUYS!!! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GONNA- mph!!!"
"About time Plasmus shut him up."
"Wow! I'm surprised he can fit so many in there!"
"Oh yeah?! Well, you have a small penis!" Cyborg yelled.
"AT LEAST I HAVE A PENIS!!" Robin roared, "AND BESIDES, I PLEASE STARFIRE BY USING THE SPIKES IN MY HAIR!!"
"OH YEAH?! WELL, well… that actually sounds kinda nice…"
"Yeah, she likes it a lot…"
"Oh, wow, you're right! That does feel good!"
"Your plans have been foiled again, Master Slade." Wintergreen said, laying down a cup of tea.
"I'm acutely aware of this, Winterfresh." Slade said, smacking the cup of tea into Wintergreen's crotch. The older man fell to the ground, clutching at his groin and screaming, "But I will have my revenge on the Titans. And until then," Slade looked down into his lap, "I always have my, entertainment."
Slade poke his finger down into the white fur in his crotch. Rubbing the finger around, Slade began playing with his pussy.