A silly little song I wrote that goes to the tune of the Brave Sir Robin song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Enjoy!
Bravely Mr. Frodo
Set forth from Rivendell
He was not afraid to die,
Brave Mr. Frodo
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave Mr. Frodo
He was not in the least bit scared to be spied on by crebain
Or to be nearly consumed by the angry Watcher
To be almost run through by a very ugly troll
Or to be chased by the Balrog, brave Mr. Frodo
Followed by Uruks and lost in Emyn Muil
And chased by the Ringwraiths and stabbed by a spider
And captured by Orcs and dying of thirst
And his finger bit off--
Frodo: Uh, that's enough song for now, lads!