---I've got a special treat for you all!

In light of the sixth book of Harry Potter coming out, I have decided to repost this little gem that's been collecting dust on my computer.

This was on before… but was taken down for script formatting.

But it's back, and better then ever. Reformatted to abide by the rules and rewritten to capture its insanity to the fullest, I'm sure you'll all find that this is a must read.

Enough of me, let's get on with the story!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. ---


Chapter One:
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain

One day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry…

Harry Potter was late to class. He had been in the common room at Gryffindor Tower when he had misplaced his brain. Hermione had stayed behind as well to help him look for it. So far, it was not going well.

"Please tell me how it's possible to lose your brain, Harry," Hermione said crossly to 'The Boy Who Lived' as he walked aimlessly around the room.

"What's a Harry?" he asked, walking into a wall.

"OH PLEASE!" Hermione said exasperated at her currently brainless friend.

"What's a please?" Harry asked again, "Aren't they the guys in blue uniforms?"

"No," Hermione said impatiently, looking harder now for the missing brain, hoping to stop the insanity, "Those are police!"

"What's a police?"

Around this time Hermione got so fed up with Harry's stupidity she smacked him. Ron, wondering why his friends had not came to class, walked into the room just in time to see Hermione smack Harry.

"STOP BEING SO STUPID!" Hermione yelled, smacking Harry again.

"Hermione, why are you hitting Harry?" Ron asked.

"Because he lost his brain again," Hermione said, hitting Harry once again.

"Who's Brain?" Harry asked, unfazed but the beating he had been receiving from Hermione, "Is he in our Potions class?"

"No, that's Brian!" Hermione sighed, continuing her search.

"There's not a Brian in Potions class," Ron said, "Is there?"

"What's a potion?"

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Hermione screamed.

Will Harry ever find his brain? Will Ron ever find out if there really is a Brian in there potion class? Will we find out why Hermione puts up with these losers? Tune in next time to find out!

To Be Continued...