A/N: I know I haven't written anything in forever. But I've had no luck in thinking of ficlets that I deemed to be funny. So I thought I'd try my hand at something that almost had plot. Which neither of my previous writings have. This is my first attempt at anything you'd consider to be a romantic fic. All of mine were just a jumble of crazy stuff. So I hope this is actually good. I appreciate any and every type of feedback as to how to make this good. So please read and review. I also know that Draco is completely out of character in this. I do not care. And just for the hell of it I might bring back Sirius again. (I'm still in denial.) Well read and review away! Hope it's good. :smile:

Disclaimer: I own nothing. And I may quote stuff occasionally. I like to quote stuff. I'm like a parrot.


Ginny sat on the Hogwarts Express staring blankly out the window. The rain was pelting the glass making it almost impossible to see anything beyond the fogged panes. She had entered that compartment looking for her boyfriend, Dean, only to find a terrifying sight. She clapped her hands over her mouth when she saw Dean in a most uncompromising position with Lavender Brown.

"DEAN!" she screamed. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

Dean looked up at her with wide eyes and removed his face from Lavender's with an odd squelching sound and quickly tried to act as if nothing happened. Lavender hastily fixed the buttons on her shirt and left the compartment as quickly as she could. With tears starting to form in her eyes, Ginny pointed at the door.

"Ginny..." Dean came over and grasped her hand in his, "can't we talk about this?"

"Get out Dean..." she said quietly.

"But Ginny-"

"I said get OUT!" She snatched her hand out of his grip. Slowly, Dean made his way out of the compartment, glancing over his shoulder at her.

She flopped down into the seat by the window. With a tear slowly trickling down her cheek, she watched the rain begin to come down harder as the sky darkened with dangerous clouds. Claps of thunder shook the air around the train and lightening illuminated the tears running across her rosy cheeks. She heard the compartment door slide open but didn't turn and see who it was. It was when she heard the familiar drawling voice that she closed her eyes trying to make him disappear with her mind.

"Oh it's the mini-weasel," Draco drawled, leaning against the door frame. "I thought I was walking into a normal empty compartment but I seemed to have stumbled into the mouth of hell."

Ginny turned to face him. Her eyes flashed with anger though a tear was still on her cheek. "Can I help you?"

Draco looked slightly surprised for a second. Why would he care that she was crying? "No, Carrot Top. I'm just dandy right here."

"Well could you be dandy somewhere else? The blinding light reflecting from your pasty ass skin is making my head hurt."

Draco didn't let the anger show on his face and sat down right beside Ginny and put his arm around her. "Excuse you?" she said but didn't move his arm. "Could you get off of me?"

"No I don't think I will."

"I'm warning you."

"Really? Well what are you going to do about it?"

"I'll bite you."

Draco laughed. "Yeah let's see you tr-OW!" Ginny had sunk her teeth right into his collar bone. She looked smug. Draco stared at her with his mouth hanging open.

"Damn that was hot." Draco then pressed his lips against hers in a passionate way. Both of them looked at each other wide eyed until he broke the kiss and leaned away from her. ut then Ginny surprised them both and grasped Draco's wrists and held them above his head. Starting at her holding point on his wrists she kissed down his arm to his shoulder and his neck where she bit him.

"What are we doing?" Draco mumbled with his eyes closed. Ginny looked at him but did not release his hands.

"Does it matter?"

"Well you're a Weasley..."

"And you're a pasty prat. You're point is?"

"Oh nothing. Do continue." Draco tilted his head to the side to allow her to access all the soft skin of his neck. She sunk her teeth into his flesh again and he gasped. "Freakin' sweet.." he mumbled beneath his breath. She lied him across all the seats and straddled him. She lifted his shirt to expose the porcelain like skin of his stomach. She traced a circle around his belly button with her tongue. And at this point, Lavender decided to walk in looking for her bra. Ginny looked up with a mouthful of Shirt a la Draco. Draco looked at her best he could as he was upside down and pinned in place by Ginny.

"Ehro Rarenrer..." Ginny mumbled through a mouthful of shirt. Draco smirked.

"Oh...next time I'll knock..." Lavender smiled and backed out of the room. This seemed to sober Ginny up slightly and she sat up and tried to fix her hair. Draco propped himself up on his elbows and stared at her with that damned smirk on his oh so sexy, pasty face.

"What is it?" she snapped at him.

"Why haven't we done that before?"

"That's really a stupid question. You're a total arse to me and my family." Ginny adjusted herclothes and smoothed them back out. "Where are your cronies anyway?"

"They got lost in their own compartment." Ginny laughed despite herself.


They sat a while, randomly conversing.

"You know what would suck?" Ginny asked, unwrapping a chocolate frog from the large pile of treats they bought off the cart. "Ooo, I've never seen an Aberforth one before. I'm hiding this from Ron." She stuck the card in her back pocket.

"What would suck?" Draco inquired before stuffing a pumpkin pastry in his mouth.

"Having a half-penguin baby," she replied nonchalantly.

"Why yes. Yes it would," Draco nodded knowingly. "I find myself worrying about that everyday. Just yesterday I sat myself down and said 'Draco...this is really important. Are you listening? I know it's hard for you, but you've got to quit having sex with penguins. Think of the children. What if one were to be a half-penguin baby? What would you do then? It's lack of human characteristics would not get you out of child support. Plus you've got to think of the penguins. You've already got the penguin syph. You just keep giving it to other penguins. What if they catch on? What then, Draco? What then?' " He stared off in a very pensive way.

Ginny snorted into her drink, causing her to cough and splutter for a moment. "Penguin syph?" She managed between laughs.

"Yes," Draco replied with a sad nod. "Quite terrible actually. Awful burning sensations along with hallucinations and delusions of being the queen of Scotland," Draco said with a smirk. "But luckily for me and you, Weasley, it only affects penguins. I'm just a carrier."

Ginny threw a chocolate frog at him playfully. "You know, Malfoy...you're not as much of an arse as I would have previously given you credit for."

"Oh we can't have that can we?" Draco pulled out his wand and tapped himself on the front of his throat. A blue light erupted from the tip and moved into his neck. When he spoke, it wasn't his voice. In Ginny's voice, he said; "I'm Ginny Weasley. Look at me. I'm a feisty little red head. Hear me roar. Rawr!" He pawed at the air.

Ginny burst into a fit of giggles.

"I'm Ginny Weasley," he continued. "I like to snog sexy Slytherins but don't want to admit it. I have lots of freckles that make me look ultra sexy for some reason. You know you want me." Draco ran his hands down his chest and put on an exaggerated sexy face. Ginny was doubled over in silent laughter, turning really red from lack of air. Out in the corridor, Ron was walking by looking for Neville when he heard Ginny's voice. He leaned his ear against the door.

"I'm Ginny Weasley," Draco said. "I want to take off my shirt for uber sexy Draco Malfoy." Ron then burst in the door.

"What the hell is going on!" He said, wide-eyed and red-faced. Ginny and Draco stared at him.

"Oh Ron," Ginny-voiced Draco said. "Hermione sent us a message. She said she seemed to have misplaced her bra and needs your help to find it."

"Braless Hermione!" Ron looked like Christmas had come early and took off back from where he came on the train. He didn't even question Malfoy's obviously misplaced voice. Draco tapped his throat with his wand once again causing the blue light to retreat back into the wand tip. In his own voice once more, he began to laugh.

"Did you see his face?" Draco snorted. "I've never seen anyone so cheerful."

Ginny smiled. Then a look of concentration crossed her face. "Do you really think my freckles make me look sexy," she asked him.

Draco looked down suddenly. "Lovely cat you've got there. What's it's name?"

"Malfoy...that's my shoe..."

"So it is...so it is..." He diverted his eyes and began opening a chocolate frog. Ginny smiled to herself.


Ginny had lied her head in Malfoy's lap while she was listening to him talk about his manor. "It sounds beautiful," she breathed, eyes closed. "You're mom sounds wonderful as well. Is it hard for her with your father in prison?" She turned her bright blue eyes toward him. She looked to him sympathetically at the expression that crossed his face.

"It was hard at first," he admitted, looking down into her eyes. "Mother was kind of upset but I think she was secretly relieved. She was afraid of Lucius. But who wouldn't be? He was a bastard."

"He almost had me killed second year," Ginny said quietly. "I know." Draco looked down at her. Her bright red hair lie all around her head in curls on his lap. It framed her pale complexion so well. Freckles scattered across her nose made her look so innocent. He tucked a stray curl behind her ear. She opened her eyes and looked back at him. Before he knew what he was doing he leaned down and gave her a soft kiss, sucking gently on her bottom lip before pulling away. The look on her face mimicked the way he felt so well. Draco didn't know what he was doing.Out ofnowhere, he suddenly cared for this red-headed enemy of his family. Lucius going to prison had made him see that he didn't have to be a complete jack-ass all the time. And when he actually talked to her, looked at her, spent time with her...somehow he knew that already that she was special to him. It was fantastic. He smiled and gave her another quick kiss.

Her eyes fluttered open and she looked at him. Then she smirked. "Prude," she said.

"What's that mini-weasel? Is that a challenge?"

"Why I do believe it is, Pasty." She flashed him a grin and got up quickly to make a run for it. With his seeker reflexes, he grabbed her around the waist and pulled her back down onto his lap.

"Leaving so soon?" He made a pouting face. "But I was falling in love." He smirked and tilted her back to kiss her again. This time he ran his tongue along the part in her lips. She opened them willingly and he began to explore her mouth. Every corner he tasted. He bit gently into her bottom lip.

"Pansy," she mumbled breathlessly into his mouth. Then she bit him quite hard on his bottom lip. He tried to restrain himself but moaned against her lips. 'Woot,' he thought, 'now she knows I like it...this is gonna hurt oh so good.' But he had to fight the urge. He broke away momentarily and looked into her eyes.

"You've had your go. Now it's my turn." He lied her down across the seats and kissed her passionately once more. He kissed across her jaw line up to her ear. He nibbled along the edge of her earlobe and breathed against her ear. It sent a chill down her spine. His warm breath against her ear felt fantastic and she gasped slightly. He smirked and sat up to look at her.

"I think we should probably change into robes," Ginny said as she composed herself.

"Wonderful suggestion, my red-headed minx. Let's see who does it quickest, shall we?"

"Another challenge, Malfoy? You're on. Ready, set, go!" She unbuttoned her shirt and pulled it off and removed her pants then pulled her robe on. "Done," she said in a triumphant manner as she finished. She turned to look at him and he was still standing there but his mouth was slightly ajar and he was in mid step toward his trunk.

"Hey," she said, folding her arms. "You tricked me. You just wanted to see my awesome red bra."

"Yeah," Draco gulped. "That's exactly what my plan was..." He then grabbed his own robe and pulled it over his clothes, slightly shocked thus forgetting to remove them first.

Slowly but surely, the Hogwarts Express started slowing down. Ginny grabbed her trunk off the luggage rack and placed it on the floor. She placed her hands on Draco's shoulders from behind him and leaned up to whisper in his ear. "Astronomy tower, 11pm, Tuesday. Come if you think you're man enough."

"You are your challenges," Draco replied with a smile.

"You bet, Pasty," Ginny said, pulling her trunk behind her she walked out the door of the compartment. "See you around," she called back to him

"Ta ta, mini-weasel." Draco gathered his things together. This year was going to be...different.


A/N: So? What did you think? Any good? Should I continue? Please let me know. I'm here to please. Much love to you all:blows you numerous kisses: ta ta!