WWE owns them all...

"Hey Torrie, you wanted to see me?" Batista asked as he entered Torrie's locker room. About 20 minutes ago, he had finished his match against the Undertaker, where he had lost the WWE championship. It had been a long match, and he was very tired. He had taken a shower and wanted nothing more than to hop into his rental car and head to the hotel, where he planned to fall asleep right away, probably as soon as his head hit the pillow.

"That's correct," Torrie answered, coming over to greet him. "Now, come sit down on the couch and wait a minute. The Undertaker should be here in a few minutes."

"Why is the Undertaker going to be here with us?" he asked her. "I mean, Taker is cool and everything, but I just lost my championship to him. Do you really think I want to be in the same room with him right now?"

"Just chill out. I need both of you if this is going to work," she said.

"What are you talking about?" he asked. "What do you need us both for?"'

"Sit," she ordered, fire burning in her eyes.

He held up his hands before him. "Ok, ok, I'll sit." He sat down on the couch to wait.

There was a knock at the door. Torrie rushed over to the door and opened it. And there the Undertaker stood, tall, dark, and sexy as ever. Torrie felt herself getting lost in his beautiful green eyes, those eyes that scorched her soul without knowing it. Oh, how she wanted to tell him!

"Torrie," Taker spoke.

"Yes, Taker?" she answered in a husky voice.

"You're drooling." He smirked as she hurriedly wiped her mouth with her sleeve and gave him an embarrassed smile.

"Sorry, come on in," she said.

Taker walked about two steps into the room and noticed Batista over on the couch. "What is this?" he asked Torrie, eyebrows raised. "Some kind of weird little threesome?"

"Just sit down, please," Torrie asked him, indicating that he should sit down next to Batista. "I need you both if this is going to work."

"This better be good," Taker grumbled, taking a seat next to Batista. He acknowledged Batista with a slight nod of his head and got the same acknowledgement in return. Then both men looked expectantly up at Torrie.

"For quite some time now, I've been working on developing this machine," Torrie began. "Before you guys start asking questions, let me tell you all about it. This machine is called 'The Machine That You Get In That Will Let You Switch Bodies With Someone' but for short, let's just call it Project TMTYGITWLYSBWS," she said.

Batista raised his hand like he was a student in a classroom.

"Yes?" Torrie asked, obviously annoyed that he had the audacity to interrupt her speech.

"Why don't you just call it The Body Switcher?" Batista asked.

"Oh. I didn't think of that," she answered. "I'm a blonde, remember?"

"That's not an excuse for being dumb," Taker said. "I've known plenty of smart blonde girls."

"Name one," Batista challenged. "I'll bet you a hundred bucks that you can't name just one."

"Er... Um... Damn, you got me there," Taker said with a laugh.

"Pay up," Batista said, laughing as well.

"PAY ATTENTION!" Torrie yelled, causing both men to jump a little in their seats.

They both looked back up at her.

"Thank you," she said sweetly.

"Damn, what's up her ass?" Batista whispered to Taker.

"I don't know, but I can think of some things that could go up there," Taker joked back.

"Now, back to what I was saying... What was I saying?" she asked.

"You were talking about your new machine," Batista said.

"Right. Well, I've now decided to name it The Body Switcher," she said. "When two or more people get in this machine together, they switch bodies with each other."

"Impossible. This isn't Sci-Fi," Taker said.

"You should really stick to the bra and panties matches," Batista said. "They're the only thing you're good at."

"True," Taker agreed emphatically.

"It will work," Torrie said impatiently. "I just need two willing people to try it out, and I think those two willing people should be the two of you."

"You said willing people," Batista said. "Who said we were willing?"

"You'll be willing," she said. "You'll be willing if you want a part of the reward at the end."

"And what's the reward?" Taker questioned.

"Why, a night with me, of course!" she exclaimed.

"Say no more. Just direct me to the machine!" Batista exclaimed, standing up.

"Follow me, boys," she said. She walked over to the far corner and unveiled her machine.

The machine was black and shiny with lots of lights on it.

"Um, are those... Are those Christmas lights?" Taker asked.

"Yeah. Don't they look nice?" she said happily. "But we're not here to admire the lights." She opened the door to the machine. "Who wants to go in first?"

"You go," Taker said to Batista.

"No way, you first," Batista replied.

"You guys! Fine, I'll go first," Torrie said. "Come on in, I can operate the machine from the inside."

They reluctantly followed her into the machine. She shut the door behind them, then walked over to the control panel. "Ready to switch bodies, guys?"

"Yeah, as if this is really gonna work," Taker said, nudging Batista. "We're gonna be in here just standing here."

"For real, we sure are," Batista said, laughing.

"Oh yeah, one more thing," Torrie said. They looked at her. "There's no guarantee whose body you're going to end up in."

"What?" Taker asked.

Torrie decided not to answer. She started pushing buttons. The machine starting beeping and shaking.

"Whoa, what the hell?" Batista shouted. "Are we on a roller coaster or something?"

"It'll all be over in a minute," Torrie shouted back.

She was right. In a minute, it was all over.

"I feel so dizzy. What the hell just happened?" came Taker's voice... But the voice came from Batista's body.

"You have my face!" Torrie's voice said to her body... Which was now occupied by Batista. She scratched her head as she looked at the body she now occupied, arms covered with tattoos and the name "Sara" tattooed across her neck.

"I have boobs!" Batista exclaimed, feeling on Torrie's breasts, which were now his own.

"Ok, your machine works. Now it's time to switch back," Taker said. "This is just too weird."

"No, let's not switch back yet. I've always wanted to know what it felt like to have boobs," Batista said as he played with his new nipples. "Oh, so that's how they get hard!"

"Um, guys, I forgot to mention one thing," Torrie said from Taker's body. "I haven't yet figured out how to switch the bodies back..."

I wanna make this a funny story... I'll update as soon as I think of something interesting to write!