I looked around the room but couldn't see anything. I only barely registered the fact that I had a blindfold over my eyes. My hands were securely tied behind my back, my legs were strapped to the legs of the chair, and something gross was in my mouth. I pulled at the ropes slightly and stopped. I tried listening for a while but still I heard nothing. Where the crap was I?
I waited another ten minutes or so before I started to struggle again. Suddenly I heard a few pops and I looked up.
"You left her alone?" came a cold voice. It sounded somewhat familiar. It couldn't be-? No it wouldn't be…Would it? The blindfold was taken off my eyes and I looked around.
Crap it was. There stood Snape, Lucius, and Wormtail.
"I assure you she cant get out otherwise I wouldn't have left to come get you," Snape said bitterly.
"Yes, well what does she know?" Lucius asked rudely.
"I have no idea. I was told to secure her, and go directly to you," Snape said matching the cold tone. He undid the rag in my mouth and I spit it out.
"Ew," I mumbled gagging on the taste.
"Well?" Wormtail asked me.
"Well what?" I said coldly.
"Do not take that tone with us you filthy mudblood!" Snape said angrily. "We have your boyfriend and if you don't tell us he will die."
"That's funny," I said frowning. "I don't have a boyfriend."
The three men exchanged glances.
"You are dating Potter are you not?" Lucius asked me.
"I am not," I said matching his proper tone. "So basically you have my friend."
"None the less, Harry must be very near and dear to your heart," Wormtail said smirking.
"Eh," I said shrugging. I was trying to make them angry.
"I don't think you understand the seriousness of this situation. In minutes the Dark Lord will be here and if you don't tell us now you will be tortured or killed," Snape said angrily.
"Which one?" I asked settling back.
"Excuse me?" Malfoy asked raising his eyebrows.
"Well what am I going to be tortured or killed. One or the other," I said sounding bored.
"Both," Snape said narrowing his eyes.
"I see," I said not really caring.
"Listen mudblood-" Snape began.
"Hey wasn't your father muggle?" I asked Snape turning my head to the side. Snape stopped instantly. "Wouldn't that make you a half-breed. Half witch, half muggle. So really calling me a mudblood is very hypocritical."
"You will not take that tone with me!" Snape roared.
"I think I did," I teased. I could see I was getting to the three of them. All I needed was for them to do a curse on me and I could slide out of these ropes. If I was correct, these were magically tied, so any counter magic would undo the ropes and I could grab my wand which was in my sock. The spell wouldn't effect me, I would just have to grab my wand in the least amount of time as possible. I read it in a book.
"I don't know what you think you're doing, but it isn't working," Lucius said viciously.
"Oh but it is," I said sagely and nodding.
Lucius grabbed his wand out of his robes and aimed an attack.
"I am so scared. Please don't point that at me. I'm too young to die," I said in a fake scared voice. "You are the worst kidnappers ever. Cheap too."
"We don't feel the need to waste money on filthy mudbloods like yourself," Snape said angrily after lowering Malfoy's hand.
"What's that half-breed?" I asked turning my head to him.
"All right do it," Snape said and Malfoy aimed a wand at me. I yawned and looked around.
"Where am I?" I asked looking around.
"My home," Snape said nodding at Malfoy who raised his arm again.
"Your home?" I snorted. "Figures. I mean with you being gay and all."
Snape sputtered for a second and Malfoy and Wormtail turned to him.
"I am not gay," Snape roared.
"Alright calm down you pixie," I said. "Just trying to make small talk. Can I have some water? I'm really parched. Actually if you have it, apple juice. Do you have apple juice? Maybe some crackers and dip?" I looked at the three Death Eaters who were looking at me with such a fury I was almost afraid. "If you don't have dip I guess I can manage." I heaved a deep sigh. "Well go on go get it!" I nodded at Snape.
"You know I could torture her for a while until the Dark Lord arrives," Malfoy said nodding at me.
"No, she cant be harmed in any way until he arrives," Snape said regretfully.
"Hey Snape what's going on over there? I clearly asked you for some crackers and I don't see any in front of me! Come on bitch have at it," I said trying not to laugh out loud. This was so funny. I wish Ron and Harry could see what was happening. I hope their not dead or something. I feel bad for Harry. They probably don't even have Harry.
Snape looked over at me.
"Silence yourself before I do it," Snape yelled at me.
"I have to pee," I complained. "My nose itches."
"Shut her up!" Snape roared at Wormtail. He advanced at me and I sighed.
"Hello Peter. Last time I saw you, you were scurrying away from your friends after Harry let them go. Pretty rubbish thing to do, but hey who am I to judge? I mean look at me! I am sitting in Snape's home, close to my death…Ah well. Silence me," I looked over at him tragically.
"Silence," Snape said walking back into the room. "You know it would be a shame to hurt that pretty little face of yours."
"Aw, thank you," I said sounding touched. "You know I could do wonders for your hair. Have you ever considered dread-locks? I think they would be great with you complexion."
"Miss Granger I am very close to killing you and Mr. Potter," Snape said silkily.
"Oh yeah? Well I am really close to passing out. Try a tic-tac. Or even better a toothbrush. They do wonders," I said smiling.
Snape and Malfoy turned away from me. They were obviously trying not to kill me. I was being as annoying as possible. I watched them walk to the far end of the room and sighed.
"Oi!" I yelled. "Who do I have to screw to get some apple juice?"
A/N Please read and review. This is something I had saved after HBP and thought I'd publish it and see the feedback.