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Hello peoples! Good to see my summary was good enough to make SOME people read my story.

Anysways. Basically, this is my version of a Hogwarts musical.

Though I can't be bothered to write the absolutely full story, bits and convo's and all, so I decided to just write up the random ideas I had for it. So you know, the tune for this song is Thunderbirds by Busted.

The basic story is: the marauders have cast a spell that causes people to start singing a song according to what they are thinking at the time, and will effect all the pupils in the school at the time every 10 years. So all this is going on during the marauder's last year, as well as Harry's.

In this particular chapter, it has just been announced that old Moldy shorts is attacking the castle while everyone is at dinner in the great hall. And so, as Harry, Hermione and Ron start walking to the door to do their part defending the castle, the spell takes effect, causing 3 remarkably gorgeous third years to suddenly start singing from on top of the Hufflepuff table.

So, without any further ado, I present my first idea. Being as I was walking down the street listening to the song at the time and it causing me to burst out laughing, I got some pretty strange looks. And because of that I ask you to be more understanding to teenage girls who suddenly start laughing in the middle of a busy street.

The golden trio were halfway to the door when all of a suddenly there was music playing. Everyone looked around to see 3 guys suddenly jump onto their table and start singing:

Spring break's come around
And there's no heroes to be found
There's something major going down
In Hogwarts school, school
Wands flashing round,

Which means the planet's safe and sound
If someone evil's coming round,

He should be frightened (frightened)


Chorus:
Cos now the trio are back in town
No strings to hold them down, down
Don't be mad please, stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing
you know the lids about to blow
When the Golden trio are go


Kids are learning fast
They know the Trio kick some ass
Be sure that there's no coming last
if you're on their side (their side)
it always look so cool
When trio are protectin the school
You know that you'd just be a fool
To be a bad guy (bad guy)


Cos now the trio are back in town
No strings to hold them down, down
Don't be mad please, stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing
you know the lids about to blow
When the Golden trio are go


Golden trio are go, go go


Don't be mad please, stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing
you know the lids about to blow
When the Golden trio are go


Golden trio are go
Golden trio are go
Golden trio are, Golden trio are, Golden trio are go!

Throughout the song the trio had just stared in horror at the song being performed in front of them. Just as it came to an end, they ran for the door, trying to block out the applause for the students as well as the sniggering and down right hysterical laughter. Voldemort and death munchers they could handle, being sang about was another thing entirely.

The singers had the decency to look embarassed, but bowed graciously as their muggle guitars vanished.

Reviews are greatly appreciated, and may encourage me to post more songs!