A person who looks like Ash Ketchum from Pokemon with medium-brown hair, blue eyes and a Raichu by his side steps out of the shadows.
Ohayoo/Konnichi wa/Konban wa minna!
Before I begin this fanfic, I'd like to say a few words. This idea is an elaboration of a thread started on the Anime Addventure (http/addventure.bast-enterprises.de) called "With Great Will". Most of the first chapter will be derived from the different stories within the thread. I wish to give credit to these authors before me for giving a foundation for my ideas. Thank you.
Now, onto the show!
Ookiina ishi o obiru
It was a dark and stormy night in the city of Fukuoka, Japan. The wind was howling, the rain was pounding, the thunder was crashing, and the Puchuu were hiding. Hundreds of people were sitting quietly inside their own homes watching the local news, playing video games, or maybe just reading a book. However, there was one man who was not sitting oh, so quietly. He was pacing around his one room apartment feverishly talking to himself. Every once in a while, he would stop and
throw his finger up as to having an idea, but just as fast as the idea came, it would leave like a bolt of lightning from the sky.
"Think, think, think, THINK! What is my next doujin going to be about!"
This nerve racked man none other than the great Koushi Rikudo.
Rikudo-sensei was at a serious writers block. He was due to be at the next Comiket but didn't have any new material to distribute. His famous hit-selling series Excel Saga used up most of his brightest ideas throughout it's 13 volume course. This was a manga-ka's worst nightmare.
"I could have the Excel Saga crew take on American culture... No, that was done in that God-blessed anime. Curse you Nabeshin!. Maybe American politics! Nah, that'd seem too normal nowadays. Oh! Maybe... Just maybe... A cross-over! Yeah! An anime cross-over is perfect! But, I need it to be unique or the masses shall scream for my blood. GULP!" Rikudo-sensei pondered.
And he pondered and pondered. Every possible popular cross-over came to mind but wasn't good enough. Everything new from Naruto to Fullmetal Alchemist, and the classics from Evangelion to Sailor Moon.
"OHH! WHAT AM I THINKING? A CROSS-OVER IS CAREER SUICIDE! OH KAMI-SAMA! SEND ME A SIGN!"
A bolt of lightning struck outside and the lights went out.
The sound of a lanky man tumbling head first into a full bookcase could be heard throughout the complex. When the lights came back on, you could see the damage that had be wrought in the apartment. Down came everything in the bookshelf on top of Rikudo-sensei. Including the 10-lb bowling ball he kept on the very top shelf.
"I... i... itaiiiiiii..."
Rikudo-sensei arose from the mountain of manga and doujins that he has collected over the years rubbing his head.
"Great, now I have to pick this all back up! And I just got it re-organized! You know what, I'll leave it for the assistant tomorrow, I have too much on my mind right now to resort all of..."
As Rikudo-sensei was walking back to his desk with a possible concussion, he noticed that there were three books arranged in the shape of a perfect, equilateral triangle on top of the mountain. He walked over to investigate this strange phenomenon.
"That's... THAT'S IT! I'VE GOT IT! THE PERFECT CROSS-OVER! IT'S CRAZY ENOUGH THAT IT JUST MIGHT WORK! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The concussed manga-ka laughed insanely as lightning lit up the background.
Oh Kami-sama, what's running through Rikudo-sensei's mind? What ever it is... It. Can. Not. Be. Good. XX .. For the original authors that is! XD What three anime is the king of parody going to cross-over. Find out in the next chapter.