Amanda, Rhiannon, and Joanna were all standing on the sidewalk with tons of suitcases, staring up at the all-girls boarding school, Anime High School, or A.H.S.
"I thought this was an all-girl school?" Rhiannon asked.
said Joanna, rolling her eyes. "Didn't you read the brochure?"
"If it is all girl, then what's Alucard doing here?"
Rhiannon pointed at the steps, and Amanda and Jo look to see Alucard, the red vampire from Hellsing, standing on the top step.
"Hello," he said, beckoning them foreword. "Welcome to Anime High."
The three girls started to drag their bags up the stairs. Alucard frowned and snapped his fingers. "Shido!"
All the sudden a bloody whip reaches out and wraps around the three girls and all their stuff, throwing them all into the air. Looking down, they saw the end connected to Shido, the purple-haired vampire from Night Walker, except he was dressed like a bellboy.
"Mr. Shido," Alucard said. "Take these new pupils to their dormitory."
Shido yanks on the wipe, all of the girls scream, and Shido dragged them inside.
On the way, Amanda noticed only four people in the hallway, Maroku, the perverted monk, and Sango the demon slayer, both from Inuyasha, along with brown-haired Tohru Honda from Fruit Basket and the pink-haired Chobi from Chobits. Miroku was flirting up a storm with Chobi and Tohru, while Sango raised her weapon behind his head.
Rhiannon and Joanna both noticed black-haired Naraku and white-haired fluffy Seshomoru from Inuyasha talking by a water fountain. They struggled to get free and run after them, but Shido stopped, opened their dormitory door, and threw all three girls inside.
Dropped their packages onto the beds and slamming the door, Shido growled, "Stupid bitch makes me do everything." Alucard's voice fills the air. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, APPRENTICE?" Shido bowed to the floor and ran off, screaming, "I said nothing, I said nothing!"
"Dammit, that hurt!" Joanna muttered. "If my hands were free I would have killed him!"
Amanda rubbed her arm where the rope had given her whiplash. "You couldn't have. He's a C.A.R.T.O.O.N."
They all got into there separate beds and went to sleep.
In the morning, Amanda woke up to find Police Girl, the blond policewoman from Hellsing, dressed like a construction worker, leaning over her and grinning.
"Good morning!" she sang loudly, completely failing to notice that Amanda was blindly trying to choke her to death. "Your first class is in one hour!" Hopping over to Rhi's bed, she leans over to wake Rhi.
Rhiannon opened her eyes "Ahh!" She fell out of bed. "Get away freak!"
Then she went to Jo's bed to wake her, and Jo sat up, going "GET OUT!"
Police-Girl ran out, screaming, "AHHH! MANIACS!"
So then they all got dressed and went down into their first class in Room D.U.N.P.E.A.L. Taking there seats in the back, they observed all the Anime people coming in, Rhi waving at half the guys and going, "Hi! I love you!" while they stared at her like she was retarded.
"Quiet down class!" said
a loud voice from the doorway.
Rhiannon gasps. "Oh my god. I know that voice."
D; the dunpeal hunter from Vampire Hunter D, stood in the doorway. Rhi jumps up and is all, "D, I love you!"
D's started. "Who the hell are you?"
Rhi looked hurt. "You don't know me?"
D shakes his head. "Whoever the damn hell you are, you better sit down or else I'll have to get mean." He gave her a look that could melt metal, and Rhi quickly sat down.
D cleared his throat. "Now that this young lady is done interrupting, we can move on with today's lesson. Now can anyone tell me what the where the continent from 8000 is?" He pointed a long black finger at Jo. "You."
Jo blinked. "What?"
"What's the continent of 8000?"
"What's the continent of 8000!"
"I don't know what the hell your talking about."
"Fine, then, hears a detention."
Suddenly fire erupts all around Jo's chair. "What did you just say?" Jo growled, patting the mystical weapons at her waist.
D cowered behind his desk. "Uh, I meant, uh, I was gonna give you a present. Here you go!" Then he tossed his sword to Jo and kneeled in the corner, whimpering and sucking his thumb.
Suddenly the door opened and Michael and Ken, two vampires from Model, walked in.
Rhiannon snorted. "They really are that fuckin' skinny." She opened her purse, pulled out 10 Reese's bars, and tossed them to Michael and Ken, shouting, "Gain some weight, retards!"
Michael rounded on Rhi. "What'd you just say?"
Amanda grinned. "Retarded people would know."
Michael rounded on Amanda. "What'd you just say?"
Suddenly the air went black, and when it cleared up again Amanda was just a tiny black speck on her chair.
Michael nearly fell over. "Wh-what?"
The black speck that was Amanda jumped off the chair, grabbed Michael's leg, and Michael was thrown on the floor, whereas he couldn't get up because Rhiannon had jumped on him and started stuffing Reese's into his mouth, shouting, "Eat! Eat! Gain some weight! Get fat! Eat!"
Joanna looked around at her friends, Rhiannon who was still stuffing chocolate into Michael's mouth, and the little black speck that was Amanda turn back into her normal short self. She rolled her eyes, opened her purse, pulled out a bomb, got up, and set it on her chair. "Bunch of idiots," she muttered as she left.
Rhiannon immediately jumped off the now fat and strangled Michael. "Jo, wait! Don't go!" She raced after Rhi, and Amanda, who had suddenly noticed the bomb, immediately evacuated too.
Jo looked back at the remains of the classroom, with Anime people scurrying to and fro. "I down, 500 to go," she said.