A/N: Once again, thanks for the reviews! By the way, if you don't get the "Lisa" thing, read the little note in the previous chapter.
Cinnamon Floss! (Prima Donna)
Laundry: The Bathroom needs you!
(Your public needs you)
Detergent: Lisa needs you too!
(We need you too!)
Cinna-Floss: Would you not rather have your mouthwash, hmm?
(Would you not rather have your precious little ingénue?)
Detergent: You bet bit-
Laundry: (clamps mouth) Uh, no!
Detergent and Laundry: We both want you!
(The world wants you!)
Detergent and Laundry: Cinnamon Floss you know we all need you!
Listerine, the one who's mean, can take a hike!
Despite you leaving us almost bankrupt
It's still you that we like!
(Prima Donna first lady of the stage!
Your devotees are on their knees to implore you!
Can you bow out when they're shouting your name?
Think of how they all adore you!)
Cinnamon Floss you know that even though
Listerine has curves and lots of nerves she never can
Take your place in the magical bathroom
All will go as to plan!
(Prima Donna enchant us once again
Think of your muse and of the queues round the theatre!
Can you deny us the triumph in store?
Sing, Prima Donna, once more…)
Towel: Listerine spoke of a haircomb…
(Christine spoke of an angel…)
Cinna-Floss: (to herself) Cinnamon Floss you are very sexy!
Look at those buns like two red suns for a booty!
Listerine doesn't stand a chance next to me!
(Prima Donna your song shall live again!
You took a snub but there's a public that needs you!
Think of their cry of undying support!)
Laundry: We get our money
(We get our opera)
Detergent: She gets her revenge
(She gets her limelight)
Cinna-Floss: I hope Towel gives her cooties!
(Follow where the limelight leads you!)
Detergent and Laundry: She has mental problems!
(Leading ladies are a trial!)
Cinna-Floss: Listerine can't really clean as I do
(You'll sing again and to unending ovation!)
Everyone else: Who knows what this mystery person will do
(Bliss or damnation)
Cinna-Floss: Think of how satisfied Lisa will be
Soon she'll be saying "Listerine…who?"
(Think how you'll shine in that final encore!
Sing Prima Donna once more!)
Everyone else: Somebody's wrong in the head!
(See these demands are rejected!)
Detergent and Laundry: Poor clean Listerine
Isn't on the scene anymore
Her name has no more fame
She'll give a great big howl
When all she has is Towel
When will he ever learn?
He cannot be with her!
(Who'd believe a diva
Happy to relieve a chorus girl
Who went and slept with the patron?
Raoul and his soubrette
Entwined in love's duet
Although he may demur
He must have been with her!)
Detergent and Laundry: Somehow I can tell
This all won't end too well
Lisa will rage in fury
We'll all be killed and buried
And never used again
I hope that won't happen!
We're too cute to die!
(You'd never get away
With all this in a play
But if it's loudly sung
And in a foreign tongue
It's just the sort of story
In fact a perfect opera!)
Detergent and Laundry: Cinnamon Floss it's time for the big show!
Oh, how we hate you, let's decorate you with ugly bows!
(Prima Donna the world is at your feet!
A nation waits, and how it hates to be cheated!)
Cinna-Floss: Oh, I look so good in tacky clothes
With lots of glitter, oh look at how I shimmer!
Listerine won't be a star
I'm shinier by far!
And always will be!
(The stress that falls upon a famous Prima Donna!
Terrible diseases, coughs and colds and sneezes
Still the driest throat
Will reach the highest note
In search of perfect opera!)
Everyone: Precious flower
Get into the shower!
Show us, Cinnamon floss
Your cleaning power!
(Light up that stage
With that age old rapport!
Sing, Prima Donna,
Haircomb: What the fizzle? You shizzlin' biznatches ain't obeying me?
(So, it is to be war between us? If these demands are ignored a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!)
All: Your cleaning power!