Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Tenchi Muyo, nor do I own God. I'm just trying to write an epic story based on stuff I like. Can you really hate a guy for doing that? Seriously:-)

The Justice League of Animé

By Den Scurman

All seemed right with everything. People were going about, living their lives the way they see fit, while others tried to conquer, and still others had dedicated their lives to stopping these would-be conquerors. Yes, His existence plan was going along, just as He knew it would. He knew that there would be a few disturbances every once and a while, but that's why he made those seven guardians, to take care of that kind of thing if the native population could not. The system had been in place since the beginning of this plane of existence because he knew it would work, although there would be a very interesting test every now and then.

He glanced about his several monitors, checking on the progress of His creation. He didn't need all this technology, but it was still fun to use. He sees all, knows all, and can do all, but it was still nice to distract Himself for a moment with a quick game of solitaire. Speaking of which, He closed His game and turned to His office door. Two seconds later a knock was heard.

"YOU MAY ENTER."

An angel wearing black slacks and a short-sleeve white button-up shirt walked in with his face buried into a folder that he had brought in. He glanced up, and upon seeing Him, fell on his face in worship. He bid the angel to stand, and he did.

"SO STEVE, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HAVE COME TO ME TO REPORT?"

Slightly flustered, the angel glanced back at the folder.

"Well, Kami-sama, we've been following the activities in the G4 dimensional cluster, as per your command, and we've found that the three super powers there have begun a war."

Kami-sama leaned forward, propping His head on his hands. "TELL ME MORE OF THIS WAR." The angel stepped back in shock, unaccustomed to the omniscient asking him such a question. Needless to say, he was speechless. Kami-sama smirked. "JUST AMUSE ME, STEVE."

"…okay," Steve responded meekly as he went back into the file. "According to what we've found, if this war escalates to a final battle between the three superpowers, the entire G4 dimensional cluster will collapse on itself out of existence."

"AND HAVE THERE BEEN ANY ATTEMPT BY THE NATIVES TO STOP THIS WAR?"

"Um…yes, sir. The Third Party tried to mediate things, but several attacks against each side caused everything to fall apart."

"SO, WHAT EVENT WOULD CAUSE THE G4 CLUSTER TO COLLAPSE?"

"…"Steve shook his head to clear out his confusion. "If all four factions fought each other in the same dimension, the strain would cause a chain reaction that would ripple throughout the cluster, utterly destroying the space-time continuum." Kami-sama paused to think on this for a moment. Steve spoke up again. "Um, with all due respect, Lord, but…don't you know all of this already?"

Kami-sama glanced at the angel and smiled. "ALL FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE READERS, STEVE."

"What?"

"NEVERMIND. HOW DID THEY FIND OUT HOW TO TRAVEL TO THE DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS WITHIN THE CLUSTER?"

"They used the 'Warp Zone' technology they already had available and improved on it. Now they can access every dimension in the cluster."

"WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?"

Steve fell back on his butt, literally floored by this question.

"Um, well…excuse me," he said as he recovered by a slight degree. "Well, since we've exhausted every native option, then, if I may be so bold, I would recommend calling in…"

"DO NOT CALL THE GUARDIANS OF THE PLANE SO QUICKLY, STEVE, FOR THERE IS STILL ANOTHER NATIVE OPTION REMAINING."

"Please, oh Lord, tell me how to fix this."

"THE G4 CLUSTER IS NOT THE ONLY DIMENSIONAL CLUSTER THREATENED BY THIS WAR. OBSERVE."

Kami-sama glanced at a screen near the angel and a star-map appeared. The angel studied this for a moment before gasping in horrid realization.

"This is worse than we thought, Lord. We didn't realize that the Animé Cluster was also in danger!"

"AND THUS NOT ALL NATIVE OPTIONS HAVE BEEN EXPLORED. GO, MY CHILD, AND PAGE THE FORMER 'GODDESS OF KNOWLEDGE'," as Kami-sama actually used the quotation hand gesture as He spoke. "SHE HAS THE ABILITY TO GATHER HEROES FROM ACROSS THE ANIMÉ DIMENSIONAL CLUSTER AND BRING THEM TO THE G4 CLUSTER TO STOP THIS WAR. BESIDES, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH HER ABOUT THAT TITLE OF HERS."

Steve looked at his Lord in awe and confusion. "Um, Lord, wouldn't that actually make things worse?"

Kami-sama raised an eyebrow at the angel. "THAT IS TRUE, BUT IT IS THE FINAL NATIVE OPTION LEFT. BESIDES, IT IS A UNIVERSAL LAW THERE THAT THINGS ALWAYS GET WORSE BEFORE THEY GET BETTER."

"I understand, my Lord. As always you've thought of everything."

"TELL THAT TO THE AUTHOR."

"I'm sorry, Lord?"

"NEVERMIND. GO, AND PAGE WASHU. I SHALL SPEAK TO HER THROUGH MY SON."

"Which one shall we choose, o Lord. There are so many Washus from many different dimensions, mostly from all the Tenchi fanfics out there."

"SUMMON ONE FROM NEAR THE MAIN TENCHI MUYO DIMENSION, ONE THAT HAS NOT YET BEEN CHANGED BY FANFICTION."

"Yes, Lord," Steve responded and left Kami-sama's office. He sat there for a moment, thinking things through. He thought that this would be very interesting for everyone else to see how this idea would work out. His attention then went to the door as someone else walked in.

"Hi, Dad!"

"JESUS, MY SON, COME IN! I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU."

"When have I ever been able to surprise you?"

"YOU'D BE SURPRISED."

Father and Son laughed as they began to get down to business.

(B-D)

A/N: Just a warning to those who are enjoying this story, this won't be staying here in this section for long. As you may have noticed, this is a crossover, and as such this story will be wondering Ffnet to sections that it is focusing on. If it's focusing on the Tenchi crew, it will be in the Tenchi section. If it's focusing on the other stuff that's in here, it will be in their respective sections. I hope that I don't lose people due to the seemingly random wondering of this story, but that's what favorites is for, right? I'm doing my best to make sure that this will be good. Let me know what you think so I can keep the quality up. Thanks, all. (B-D)