Thanks for the many reviews! I have decided that...this will be my last chapter. This is where everything comes to an end and you figure out what happens next. I would just like to say that I love you all and your reviews, especially to those of you who had stayed with me since day 1 (you know who you are, I thank you a million times). Now, here's to our last chapter!
Four months later...
Hermione and Chelsea are four months pregnant. Ron and Harry have learned to like the sofa for the second time. Harry and Hermione have decided to see a healer-in this case, it's Chelsea. They're having a boy and they have decided to call him Calvin James Potter. Tacey spent many times at her grandparents because her mum would be cranky on some days. Anthony and Andrew have also spent times at their grandparents. Hermione and Chelsea were constantly blaming their loving, idiotic husbands for the amount of weight they have gained. The nurseries were finished for both couples. Harry and Hermione decided on a red-and-gold nursery for their baby boy. Typical Gryffindor. As for Chelsea and Ron, they decided to be surprised when the baby comes, so they painted the nursery light green with a touch of periwinkle.
Three months after that...
"RON, YOU DON'T KNOW HALF THE PAIN OF PREGNANCY!" screamed Chelsea.
"EXCUSE ME? I DON'T KNOW? OH, RIGHT, IT WASN'T ME WHO SPENT NIGHTS ON THE SOFA OR AT THE BURROW, IT WAS MY EVIL TWIN!" screamed Ron back. This is World War III
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I'M ENORMOUS! AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS FOR ANOTHER TWO BLOODY MONTHS! AND ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS SOME CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH CUCUMBERS AND PICKLES! CAN'T YOU JUST CONJURE SOMETHING!" yelled Chelsea.
"I HAVE TOLD YOU A TRILLION TIMES, I CAN'T BLOODY CONJURE FOOD!"
"EXCUSE ME, MY FAULT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WIZARD! AN AUROR TOO!"
"HAVE YOU NOT TASTED THE FOOD I CONJURED FOR YOU LAST TIME? YOU SPAT IT OUT ON THE SOFA!"
"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE STORE!"
"I DID! AND FOR THE FOURTH TIME THEY DON'T HAVE IT! THEY SOLD OUT!"
"GO TRY ANOTHER STORE, THEN!"
"FINE!" and with that Ron left with a door slam. Fifteen minutes later, Ron came back angrily from another store, carrying ice cream, cucumbers, and pickles. He set it down on the kitchen counter and Chelsea came into the kitchen.
"There you go, that wasn't hard, was it?" she asked sweetly.
"Wasn't hard my foot," Ron said. He left to the bedroom.
"I love you!" called Chelsea. She smirked and ate the ice cream.
The ninth month...
Hermione and Harry were at Tacey's school, waiting nervously and irritatingly at the teacher's office with the six-year-old. Apparently, the teacher informed Harry and Hermione that Tacey might have set up some pranks that caused the tuba in the music classroom fly across the room. Tacey insisted that it was magic, which is why the psychiatrist is also in the room.
"Look, Mr. and Mrs. Potter, we are just trying to help. Obviously there is no such thing as magic and Tacey was responsible for a chaotic disturbance that costs a large amount of money! And we might need to run some tests on Tacey so we can..." the psychiatrist did not finish his sentence, because a very angry Hermione was on her feet, cutting the psychiatrist's words.
"SO YOU CAN PROVE THAT MY DAUGHTER IS INSANE! MY DAUGHTER IS EVERYTHING BUT NOT INSANE! AND DON'T YOU TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON HER HEAD WITH ANY OF THOSE...TEST MATERIALS OF YOURS, BECAUSE I, HER MOTHER, AND MY HUSBAND WILL RIP YOU UP TO PIECES IF YOU MENTION "TACEY POTTER" AND "INSANITY" IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGAIN! UNDERSTOOD!" bellowed Hermione. The room was quiet.
"We never said that your daughter was...uh...insane," squeaked the teacher.
"THAT'S IT! WE'RE LEAVING!" yelled Hermione and the three Potters left the school building.
"Calm down, 'Mione, calm down," soothed Harry.
"Why, I never...OW! HA...HARRY! BABY! COMING! NO!" said Hermione hysterically.
"Calvin is coming out? Really?" said Tacey, wide-eyed.
"Yes, sweetie, hold on, 'Mione," said Harry. He took Tacey by his side and Hermione by his arms and apparated to St. Mungo's.
The receptionist hurried Hermione to the labor room while a very pregnant Chelsea came stumbling trough the door of the hospital, bellowing people to move out of her way. Ron had Andrew and Anthony in his arms, and they were following Chelsea. Behind Ron, A swarm of Weasleys and Potters followed through. Harry was reliefed to see his sister and shocked to see the crowd behind her. He hugged her, but she pushed him aside and she went straight to the labor room, motioning Harry to get in with her.
After 9 long hours of screaming and pushing, baby Calvin made his way out. He looked exactly like Harry, with the dark hair and green eyes. But his skin tone was like Hermione's; a tad tanner red, unlike Harry and Tacey, who are pale-skinned. Hermione wept her tears of joy for her baby boy as Chelsea handed him in her arms.
While each Potter and Weasley passed the baby amongst themselves, Ron and Chelsea can only wait and beam for the soon arrival of their newest bundle of joy.
Four days later...
It was midnight, and everyone was asleep in the home of Mr. And Mrs. Ron Weasley. The boys were in their big-boy beds that Chelsea and Ron just purchased a while ago. The new nursery was still empty. Ron was snoring and in deep sleep.
However, Chelsea woke up in alert when she felt sudden pain in her stomach. 'It's time,' she thought. She smiled happily at the thought.
Quietly, she reached over to Ron, and whispered to his ear, "Ron?"
Ron mumbled a "yes" sleepily.
"Ron, it's time. The baby's coming," she whispered calmly.
Ron's ears went red at this time and he fell out of the bed and sat up quickly, looking at his beaming wife with wide eyes.
"Are you serious?" he asked her.
Chelsea smile and nodded. Meanwhile, Ron was in his own freak-out moment. He ran across the bedroom to put on his pants and decent shirt and the overnight bag. Watching this, Chelsea calmly put on her robes and went to get the boys, who had learned how to walk months ago.
"Boys, come, wake up. The baby's coming," she called. Andrew sat up and sleepily smiled at his mummy while Anthony was still sleeping. It's clear who's more like Ron with his sleeping habit.
"Really, mummy?" Andrew asked, rubbing his eyes.
"Yes, baby, really. Now, can you put on your clothes and wake your brother up?" she asked.
"Yes, mummy," he said. Chelsea smiled and left the room while Andrew woke his brother up.
In their bedroom, Ron came out looking like someone just broke in the house. He starred as he sees Chelsea being very calm.
"Is the baby really coming?" he asked.
"Yes, love. Obviously, you're not calm, and so I gotta be calm for the both of us," she replied.
"Oh. I'm sorry," he said. He took a moment and breathe calmly. The boys entered the room, and the four left for St. Mungo's.
One week later...
Lily held a small barbeque party in her backyard in honor of her two newest grandchildren. Calvin James Potter and Mary-Kathleen Weasley. The Weasleys, including Ginny and Neville Longbottom (so they are the Longbottoms) attended as well with their son, Michael.
It was a happy little garden party, and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. Children running around, balloons, delicious food, and adults civilly conversing.
To Lily, James, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Chelsea, and their children, they wouldn't have it any other way. Sure, at times they wanted to kill each other, but they got over it. That's the way the Potters are, right? Right.
Thank you to all! Reviews, please! I love you people!