Author: Raichen

Rating: PG

Genre: Humor

Summary: there are some weird people in the Sohma family….

Moony: I was bored…..I don't own Fruits Basket


Kyo: Am I sexy?

Kagura: Kyo, you're sexy

Kyo: I'm not TOO sexy am I?

Kagura: oh no, but he is (points at Ayame)

Ayame: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me

Yuki: this is NOT happening…

Ayame: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. Ouch!

Kyo: You wear shirts? I thought you wore dresses!

Haru: it's hard to tell…it's so long…..

Ayame: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

Haru: If you're too sexy for Japan, why dyu live here!

Yuki: good question

Ayame: (ignoring them) and I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancing

Kyo: We didn't invite you to our party!

Ayame: I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. I'll do my little turn on the catwalk (does catwalk)

Everyone: O.o

Hatori: I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far

Yuki: O.O bloody hell…..not Hatori

Tohru: at least he's having fun

Everyone: --……..

Hatori: And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my cat, what 'cha think about that?

Haru: I think I'm forever scarred….

Hatori: I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk (shakes tush)

Everyone: OO

Shigure: well…if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em…..I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk (shakes tush)

Kyo: why did we invite him again?

Haru: I don't remember…

Yuki: if anyone asks, we don't know them

Everyone else: (nods feverently)

Akito walks in and sees what's going on.

Akito: I'm too sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat. Poor pussy, poor pussy cat

Yuki: (faints)

Akito: (smirks at Yuki) I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me

Everyone: Oo

Mabudachi Trio: (shaking their tush in the background)

Akito: and I'm too sexy for this song…(walks off)

Kyo: bloody hell….

Haru: Holy freakin' shi-

Kagura: Haru!

Haru: What? I need to express myself!

Kagura: tsk tsk tsk

Tohru: um….ah….no….it's not that…

Haru: what is it then?

Shigure: you're naked! EEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

Haru: looks down EEP! (runs off)

Hatori: why was he naked in the first place?

Everyone: (looks at Tohru)

Tohru: hehehe….um….sorry…I accidentally bumped into him…..hehehe

Kyo: idiot

Yuki: you're the idiot, idiot

Kyo: shut up, rat

Yuki: make me

Kyo: why you-

Shigure: okaaaaaaaay! Anybody wanna dance?

Everybody: yeah!

So…..yeah….the party proceeds……whatever…..


Moony: I didn't know how to end it……plz R&R!