Summary: there are some weird people in the Sohma family….
Moony: I was bored…..I don't own Fruits Basket
Kyo: Am I sexy?
Kagura: Kyo, you're sexy
Kyo: I'm not TOO sexy am I?
Kagura: oh no, but he is (points at Ayame)
Ayame: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
Yuki: this is NOT happening…
Ayame: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. Ouch!
Kyo: You wear shirts? I thought you wore dresses!
Haru: it's hard to tell…it's so long…..
Ayame: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
Haru: If you're too sexy for Japan, why dyu live here!
Yuki: good question
Ayame: (ignoring them) and I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancing
Kyo: We didn't invite you to our party!
Ayame: I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah. I'll do my little turn on the catwalk (does catwalk)
Hatori: I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far
Yuki: O.O bloody hell…..not Hatori
Tohru: at least he's having fun
Hatori: And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my cat, what 'cha think about that?
Haru: I think I'm forever scarred….
Hatori: I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk (shakes tush)
Shigure: well…if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em…..I'm a model. Ya know what I mean and I'll do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I'll shake my little tush on the catwalk (shakes tush)
Kyo: why did we invite him again?
Haru: I don't remember…
Yuki: if anyone asks, we don't know them
Everyone else: (nods feverently)
Akito walks in and sees what's going on.
Akito: I'm too sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat. Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
Akito: (smirks at Yuki) I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me
Mabudachi Trio: (shaking their tush in the background)
Akito: and I'm too sexy for this song…(walks off)
Kyo: bloody hell….
Haru: Holy freakin' shi-
Haru: What? I need to express myself!
Kagura: tsk tsk tsk
Tohru: um….ah….no….it's not that…
Haru: what is it then?
Shigure: you're naked! EEEEEEEEEWWWWW!
Haru: looks down EEP! (runs off)
Hatori: why was he naked in the first place?
Everyone: (looks at Tohru)
Tohru: hehehe….um….sorry…I accidentally bumped into him…..hehehe
Yuki: you're the idiot, idiot
Kyo: shut up, rat
Yuki: make me
Kyo: why you-
Shigure: okaaaaaaaay! Anybody wanna dance?
So…..yeah….the party proceeds……whatever…..
Moony: I didn't know how to end it……plz R&R!