A/N: I just sat down and wrote this in about three minutes. I know it's weird, but hey, it's entertaining!


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"C'mon."

"Why?"

"'Cause."

"Because why?"

"Just come."

"I'm not coming until you tell me why!"

"You'll find out."

"But I need to—hey! Stop pushing me, colonel!"

"Why?"

"…you do that on purpose, don't you?"

"Do what?"

"Arrrgh! That!"

"What, ask questions?"

"No, rephrase my statementsinto your own questions!"

"Y'mean like this?"

"Yes, like that!"

"Geez, McKay.Y'don't have toyell."

"I'M NOT YELLING!"

"What do you call that, then?"

"That is the tone of voice I use when I am exasperated with YOU!"

"So you yell at me when you're exasperated?"

"It depends on how exasperated I am with you. Like right now I am so exasperated I'm dangerously close to snapping! Snapping, colonel!"

"Y'mean like mind-snap kind of snap or yelling-snap kind of snap?"

"THE MIND-SNAPPING KIND OF SNAP!"

"Calm down, Rodney, there's no need to snap at me!"

"YOU DO THIS JUST TO ANNOY ME!"

"Do what?"

"ARRRRRGH!"


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