Disclaimer: "The Marauders", Sirius, and Peter belong to the great J.K. Rowling. The original lyrics and tune of the song "1985" belong to Bowling For Soup. I just came up with the parody lyrics.

Ooh, hoo, hoo…

Ooh, hoo, hoo…

Sirius just hit the wall
He thought he had it all
One Daily Prophet a day
Wasn't supposed to go this way.
His dreams went down the drain
When his friends Wormtail betrayed
To kill Peter was the plan,
But he got thrown in Azkaban

He was going places
He was gonna to see the world
He was gonna to be so happy
Find him a nice witch girl
But Wormtail, once friendly
Was now the enemy
Looks at his Azkaban life
And nothing has been all right

Since…

The Marauders were at Hogwarts
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs
Pranking and scheming
Seemed like nothing would ever go wrong
His Dementor guards, in Azkaban
They want to suck his soul right out
But he's still preoccupied
With vengeance… avenging… James and Lily's deaths

He's read all the papers
He knows every line
And just where Peter is
Yes, it's him he'll find
Back at school he had the map
His favorite prank used plastic wrap
But now in Azkaban
There is no helping hand

Where's the justice for the innocent?
And who's to stop him from exacting vengeance?
It used to be so simple; it used to be so clear
Whatever happened to sunny days, night pranks?

Back when we

The Marauders were at Hogwarts
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs
Pranking and scheming
Seemed like nothing would ever go wrong
His Dementor guards, in Azkaban
They want to suck his soul right out
But he's still preoccupied
With vengeance… avenging… James and Lily's deaths

He'll make plans
He's got to get out...
When did Arthur Weasley get so rich?
Oh my gosh that's him!
That's Wormtail!
He's got to… get out
Get out
Get out

And remember

The Marauders were at Hogwarts
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs
Pranking and scheming
Seemed like nothing would ever go wrong
His Dementor guards, in Azkaban
They want to suck his soul right out
But he's still preoccupied
With vengeance… avenging… James and Lily's deaths