And now for the blooper reel! Do you like bloopers? Every time I find a movie with bloopers, I ALWAYS watch them, just because they're so funny. Yay! Bloopers are usually in movies, a collection of mishaps or mess-ups in the acting on set. I got a request from a few people to do some for this story, so here I go!
Part : BLOOPER REEL
Beast Boy looks through the mail
Beast Boy came back a minute later with a hand full of mail. "Let's see…" He thumbed through the envelopes. "Robin… Robin… Cy's PC Monthly… Playboy?" he stared and a grin worked his way across his face. "Addressed to… STARFIRE?" He dropped it and Raven started laughing. Everyone on set started laughing, Starfire among them.
"April the fool, Beast Boy!" Starfire giggled.
Beast Boy's Sandwich
After helping himself to a peanut butter, pickle, banana, and jelly sandwich, Beast Boy made his way to leave the common room. When he reached the threshold or the elevator he tripped over his own feet with a cry, falling face first. Sandwich pieces went everywhere! People behind the camera started laughing. "Dude! That is not funny!" Beast Boy said, red in the cheeks as he feebly gathered his sandwich again.
Raven puts her name into the Game
The little underscore was blinking. It was hovering at about face-level, word and all. Raven touched it, but she didn't feel anything. It was just light. There was no projector anywhere, either. It was simply hanging in the air. "Uh…?" she thought for a moment. "Raven Arella Trigon destroy-the-world-half-demon the third." She spoke her full name. There was a long silence.
"Uhm… can she do that?" said one camera guy.
"The special effects department is gonna kill her." The director mumbled. "Let's try that one again, okay Raven?"
Beast Boy on the Answering Machine
It was… an end table. It was small and had, of all things, an answering machine on it. "If you're there pick up, Raven!" She knew the voice immiediatly. It was Beast Boy! "It's me, Beast Boy!" There was a pause. Raven wondered how she was supposed to pick up… if there was no phone around. His voice lowered to a whisper, "I know what you did last summer, Raven." He started giggling. Raven snorted with laughter, rolling her eyes.
Raven entering the Tower in the game
Both doors burst open, throwing her backward like a rag doll. Raven landed with a cry, quickly standing to face her attacker. But… there was no one there. It was dark beyond dark inside, and even Raven's eyes couldn't pierce the blackness. She quickly approached the doorway, peering inside. "Mmm…" she mumbled, unsure of herself.
Suddenly a massive, horrid screeching blasted out of the building! "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" Raven started laughing as the song played full blast from the shadows.
"Who the hell's been messing with sound effects?" The director demanded.
Beast Boy is ready to sniff out Raven
Robin wasn't worried about Raven, but Beast Boy spoke up again. "But the last time I saw her, she was making tea!" he said, growing frustrated with Robin's lack of interest. "She wouldn't go out in a storm like this to go do something she was doing here in the first place!" Beast Boy suddenly turned into a green dog, ready to track her down. He turned back into a human suddenly, speaking again. "I need a lock of her hair, or a scrap of her clothes, or a pair of her panties or –" Raven appeared out of nowhere and smacked the back of his head! "Hey! You aren't in this scene!" he yelped, rubbing the back of his head.
The director rolled his eyes.
Raven Empties Starfire's Purse
Raven unzipped all the zippers and turned it upside down. Money, make up, some playing cards, a picture of Robin, and some ticket stubs fell out. She looked inside to see if there was anything else inside… and found a condom. Staring in absolute disbelief, she found "For Friend Robin" written on it with pink ink, and a little heart drawn next to it. Raven tried to surpress her laughter, but just couldn't. She leaned on the counter, laughing so hard that tears rolled down her cheeks.
The Giant Shadow Hand
The invisible whispering shadow was coming back for her! Raven looked on fearfully as the terrible black, smoky substance started rising. It was taking shape. Oh God, it was taking shape. The smoke started forming into huge, clawed hand. It was big enough to crush a person like a twig. Raven let out a terrified scream, and… the giant hand flicked her the birdie! Raven's mouth fell open and she doubled over laughing.
Where has our friend gone to?
Robin, Beast Boy and Starfire looked in all directions. "Where has our friend gone to?" Starfire whispered. "She is not in this morbid place, and Beast Boy thinks she would not brave the storm… then where would she be?"
"I'm right here." Raven was right behind her.
"EEEK!" Starfire jumped into Robin's arms. Everyone but her laughed.
The car whirred to life, startling Raven and making her instinctively grab the steering wheel. She looked down at the control stick and found it set on reverse. Raven screamed as the care revved backwards and slammed into the wall! She staggered of the now smoking vehicle, her eyes in swirls. "My baby!" Cyborg ran on set, throwing his arms as best he could around his car. "My poor baby!" He wept for his vehicle.
Beast Boy in the Vent
Beast Boy was a mouse, given the job to search the ventilation shaft. Surely Raven wasn't hiding there, but Robin said search everywhere. But, was she hiding? If she'd left the tower, their entire search would've been pointless, but… she would've left some signs of a hasty departure. And, so far, none had been found. Not a scrap of her clothes… or a lock of hair… or anything. Beast Boy's little black mouse nose wiggled. He was starting to get really worried. Suddenly Raven jumped out of nowhere! "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"
The mouse Beast Boy squeaked in terror! Everyone else on set laughed.
Raven in Starfire's Room
Raven heaved a troubled sigh, placing a hand on one of the blast marks. She leaned on it for a moment, and she heard the wall groan in protest. It was barely holding up. The last thing she needed was a cave in… Quickly standing straight again, Raven began her search of the room itself.
She gasped when she got a better look at one of the walls. A skimpy, hard leather outfit was hanging on a hanger there, whip and all! Raven stared, shocked and horrified. Everyone behind camera started laughing, "April the fool, Raven!" Starfire giggled, apparently enjoying her own perverted jokes.
Scratchings on Starfire's Wall
Raven peered closely, but couldn't make them out. Getting the flashlight out of the purse she'd borrowed from the Tameranian princess, she angled it so that the scratches had shadows in them and were thusly readable.
I love Raven
Raven fell down anime style, and everyone on set laughed.
Raven's crying scene
"Oh Beast Boy…" she whispered, weeping softly. She drew her legs up to her chest as she crouched in the corner. "I tried…" There was a short silence, and a green hand held a tissue out to her. "What the…?" She took it, looking up to see the green changling. "You aren't in this scene, y'know." Raven stood, clonking Beast Boy over the head.
"I was just bringin' the tissue, jeez!" He complained, rubbing the back of his head. "A guy tries to help, and gets smacked over the head for it…" He stalked away, mock-offended.
She could find no words in Tameranian that could express her anger, and a sudden memory broke into her mind. Beast Boy had shouted it at her when his anger had jumped to new heights. The normally peaceful red head took a deep, angry breath and – "SCREW YOU!" she screamed in anguish. Robin burst into laughter, as did everyone on set.
Screw you? TAKE 2
She could find no words in Tameranian that could express her anger, and a sudden memory broke into her mind. Beast Boy had shouted it at her when his anger had jumped to new heights. The normally peaceful red head took a deep, angry breath and – "SCREW YOU!" she screamed in anguish, taking him by the collar. Robin giggled helplessly.
Screw you? TAKE 3
She could find no words in Tameranian that could express her anger, and a sudden memory broke into her mind. Beast Boy had shouted it at her when his anger had jumped to new heights. The normally peaceful red head took a deep, angry breath and – "SCREW YOU!" she screamed in anguish. Starfire cracked a sudden grin, holding her sides with laughter. "You have a boogie hanging out, friend Robin!" She pointed. Robin flushed red, calling for a tissue.
"Oh for the love of…" the director groaned.
Screw you? TAKE 4
She could find no words in Tameranian that could express her anger, and a sudden memory broke into her mind. Beast Boy had shouted it at her when his anger had jumped to new heights. The normally peaceful red head took a deep, angry breath and – "SCREW YOU!" she screamed in anguish. Robin tried hard not to smile, but he just couldn't help it. "Do not smile!" Starfire shouted. "We shall be doing this scene all day!"
Screw you? TAKE 5
She could find no words in Tameranian that could express her anger, and a sudden memory broke into her mind. Beast Boy had shouted it at her when his anger had jumped to new heights. The normally peaceful red head took a deep, angry breath and – "SCREW YOU!" she screamed in anguish.
"SCREW YOU TOO!" Robin rather comically shouted, trying not to laugh. Starfire suddenly looked very meek, tears forming in her eyes. She ran away crying and Robin looked horrified. "Wait! Starfire! Come back! It's just acting! Starfire!"
Raven answers the phone for the second time
. Just as she was about to exit the common room, the phone rang. Raven jumped, then turned with a growl. More tricks and foolery? Stomping over the phone, she picked it up, "It's not like you to pull the same trick twice, whatever the hell you are." She said, grinning from under her eyebrows. "What is it this time?" What Raven heard on the other end of the line wasn't anywhere near what she expected.
"Raven's the coolest…"
"Can I have your autograph, please…"
"Raven save us from the dark…"
"I can't see my hand in front of my face…"
"Who's there…? Gee willikers! Is that you, Jimmy-Bob?""And by the power invested in me I now pronounce you…"
"…For I am like the fart, silent… but deadly."
END OF BLOOPER REEL Oo
And… that's truly all, folks! I will make no more additions to this story. It's really over now. The darkness was sealed away, a new seal forged, and the game is over. What will happen between Raven and Beast Boy, if anything? Did Starfire actually show Robin her chest? And will Cyborg ever feel like he's "back in the loop?" …I dunno, so don't ask me. This is the author Will-the-Titan, signing off.
P.S. Please remember this story was based off of a PC video game, DARK FALL: THE JOURNAL. If you liked the story, you might like the game! YAY!
UPCOMING STORY: OMG! OMG! OMG! There's a sequel to this story coming up! You wanna read it? I'll have parts one and two up soon, so keep a look out! "DARK FALL: THE JOURNAL" has a sequel as well… a game called LIGHTS OUT. The new story will be called "Beast Boy's Game!" How creative of a title is that? LOL!
Story Advertisement (last advertisement, I promise. But, please read it.): If you liked "Raven's Game," then you might like another one of my stories. Its called "SHADE." A shadowy antihero has taken a liking to Raven, taunting her with riddles and… flirtation? It's complete, so go read the whole thing if you want! Mystery/Romance of Raven and an OC! Huzzah!