Hurky: This is the final chapter of Horror Story!!
Sora: She wants to get as many fanfics finished as possible because she has too many incomplete ones.
Hurky: So please enjoy the chapter!!
Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own the characters from the little kid shows and the"Heh heh heh, propane." scene. It's from Family Guy.
Suddenly, Yuffie hit Rep on the head with a Hurky's math book (It's a college math book, so it's freaking HUGE!!) and he passed out.
"He really needs to stop making attempts to kill you," she said, tossing the book aside.
"Eh, what are you gonna do about it?" asked Riku. "AND CAN YOU GET US OUT OF THIS STUPID MAKEUP NOW?!?!"
So, the girls began to take the makeup off the guys' faces. Sephiroth yawned.
"Well if you need me, I'm going to be in the bathroom." said Sephiroth, walking away. "Need to rinse my face and stuff..."
"Why is that guy even here?" asked Kairi. "All he ever does is stupid stuff!"
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Sephiroth was washing his face when suddenly, a bit of his skin was flaking off. So, Sephy peeled at it until mose of his face was gone. Finally, he pulled off all the skin on his face to reveal the face of...PETER GRIFFIN!!!!!!
"Heh heh heh, propane!!!" he laughed still in his own voice.
An hour later, when everyone had forgotten about the slumber party and just plain went to bed in their rooms, Riku was lying in his bed in his dark bedroom, staring at the shadows that lined the walls. The moonlight made it worse. Riku had to admit, he felt a little scared of the shadows. They were strangely shaped like monsters and heartless.
"It's just shadows," he said to himself, pulling the covers over his head. Suddenly, he heard the wind blowing outside, making the tree branches scratch the windows.
Scree! Scree!! scratched the windows. The curtains fluttered in the breeze along with the noises.
Riku closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep.
"Get over yourself, Riku, it's just the trees." he mumbled to himself. He was finally starting to fall asleep when more noises woke him up.
"Riiiiikkkkuuuuuuu..." whispered the voice.
Riku poked his head out from under the blanket. "What the f(bleep) was that?" he asked.
"Riku..." said the voice again.
Riku looked all around his room to find where the noise was coming from. Then, he found his answer. There stood a huge, purple dinosaur otherwise known as...
"HOLY S(BLEEP), IT'S BARNEY!!!" cried Riku as he jumped out of bed.
"Wait, Riku, come play with me!!" said Barney.
He ran all the way to Ryo's room, where she was sitting in a chair and brushing her hair when he ran in.
"Hide me!!" cried Riku as he ran in, got into Ryo's bed and ducked under the covers. Ryo stood up and walked over to Riku.
"Riku, what's going on?" she asked, lifting the blanket to make eye contact with Riku. "Hide you from what?"
"Barney!" cried Riku.
"Who's Barney? Is he an axe murderer?" asked Ryo. "A serial killer? A psychopath or a schizophrenic?"
"...the purple dinosaur." squeaked Riku.
"OMFG!!!" yelled a voice in the room. Riku turned over to where that OMFG came from and there stood Hurky in the doorway.
"Hurky!" he cried.
"OMG, you're scared of the purple dinosaur?" laughed Hurky. "This is the most silliest thing I ever heard out of you, Riku!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Ohhhhh Hurrrrrrkkkkyyyyyyyy!" said Barney.
"EEK!! He really is here!" cried Hurky, ducking under the bed.
Alexa and Rachel ran in.
"You guys, we just spotted Dora the Explorer in the house!" said Rachel. "And she brought the talking backpack of doom!!"
"Now what's so bad about a talking backpack?" asked Ryo, putting her hands on her hips.
Sora ran in, wearing his normal KH2 clothes and armed with his keyblade.
"You guys, get dressed, we need to evacuate, NOW!" he said.
"Why?" asked Rachel.
"Because the house is being invaded by cartoons, most of them little kid shows." explained Sora. "I already knocked down Laa Laa and Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies!"
"But just out of curiousity, why is the house being invaded by little kid show characters?" asked Alexa.
"I believe I have the answer to that!" said Riku, getting out from under the blankets. "This is my uncle's house, and he did tell me that ghastly spirits live here but he didn't know what. But he knew the only way to stave them off."
"And what was that?" asked Ryo.
"To sing a special song." replied Riku. "We have to gather them all into a room and sing the song!!"
"Yeah Sora, you didn't kill those two Teletubbies." said Alexa.
"I know." said Sora. "Why do you think I said 'knocked down'?"
So, everyone else ran to their rooms, got dressed, and joined Sora and the others in the main hall.
"Alright, we have a situation on our hands," began Leon. "From what Riku has been telling me, we have to gather all these crazy creature things from kid shows into one room and sing a song to send them back to where they came from."
Everyone nodded. Cloud turned to Riku.
"Riku, do you know what's the song we're supposed to sing?" he asked.
"Well the last time we ever did it was when I was about four, so I vaguely remember it." explained Riku. He put a hand on his chin. "I could call my uncle..."
Everyone's eyes widened in hopes of getting the song.
"...but he died about eight years ago!" said Riku.
"AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!" yelled everyone in frustration and anger.
"But I think it's written in the library somewhere." continued Riku. "Let's just head on over there!"
So, they all ran to the library, which consisted of three stories plus a reading rotunda, which was a round room.
"Man, this is a big assed library." said Cloud. "If I ever had to spend even an hour in here, I'd go nuts. I hate libraries!"
Aerith rolled her eyes. She liked going to libraries and forced Cloud to take her all the time. They always went to Merlin's library in Hollow Bastion. She was always checking out books full of information, like how to learn longitude and latitude in worlds, the weather patterns, and even differen languages. She first learned Spanish and now she was currently trying to learn Japanese. She recently mastered Hiragana and Katakana but Kanji is tough.
Riku climbed two flights of stairs with everyone trailing behind him.
"He kept all the songs in here." said Riku. He began to scan the bookshelves.
"Hmm..." said Kairi, walking over to the podium where a large book, even bigger than Hurky's math book, was sitting.
"Is this it, Riku?" asked Kairi.
"What does it say?" asked Riku, standing on a ladder.
"Is says, The Book of Songs to Chase Away Evil Cartoon Characters." read Kairi. She opened the book and read the first page. "It says 'To my idiot great-nephew, Riku. Look on page 792 for the song!!!'"
"How did he know you were going to look for the book?" asked Rachel.
"My uncle haunts this place, too." said Riku. "He mainly just stays in the attic."
"He's your great uncle?" asked Yuffie.
"Yeah. My mom's uncle Frank Biggiestork." replied Riku. "And don't laugh at my mom's maiden name!! Her name's Thompson now!!"
"No one is going to laugh at your mom's maid-" said Leon until Sephiroth's laughter filled the room.
"Hee hee, Biggiestork!!" said Sephy gleefully.
"Ugh, Sephiroth!" said Cloud angrily. He turned to the entrance to find Peter Griffin. "Eh, it's just Peter Griffin."
"But I turned into Peter Griffin!" said Sephy.
"Oh man, he got possessed by one of the spirits!" said Riku. "It's worse than I thought!"
"Bark bark bark!!" barked a voice.
"Blue!!" said Sora. "Blue's Clues is a dumb show!!"
A blue dog was sitting on a table, putting her pawprints all over everything
"I am not cleaning those up!" said Riku with his arms crossed. "Everyone, get The Wonder Pets, Barney, the Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, Diego from Go Diego Go, and Handy Manny!"
"Hey, I like Handy Manny!" said Hurky.
So, after an all night expedition to get all the cartoon characters, they were gathered in the reading rotunda of the library. By then, Riku taught everyone how to sing the annoying song.
"3...2...1!" counted Riku.
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!!" everyone sang. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes!"
All the cartoon characters screamed in pain and disappeared.
"We'll be back!" said Dora.
"YEAH!" cheered everyone. Sephiroth also turned back to normal.
"Aw, I liked being Peter Griffin!!" he whined.
So it was made final. Everyone was to leave the house and go home and back to their normal lives.
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Hurky, Alexa, and Ryo all went together to Hurky's house only to find it covered in paint splatters and the furniture turned over, dismembered, taken apart, you name it. Hurky could barely recognize her house anymore.
"OMG, what happened here?" she cried angrily.
Ryu and Louie were having a paintball shootout, hiding behind Hurky's pink La-Z-Boy chair and couch. They both turned and saw their sisters.
"Oh, hi Hurky!" said Louie.
"You two made a huge mess in here!" said Ryo. "It looks like a tornado hit it!"
"You guys are so going to clean this place!" said Hurky. She grabbed a box of black trash bags and tossed it to her brother.
"I say we make a run for it!!" said Ryu, forgetting why he was there in the first place. "Follow me!"
He and Louie both ran outside, all the way to a cliff, and jumped down to a boat waiting in the water. Ryu started it and they sped away.
"They'll be back!" said Ryo. "They forgot their paintball guns!"
Everyone in the room laughed...
Hurky: It's finally over!! I know the ending wasn't so great but at least I finished the story!!
Sora: Hurky would like to thank everyone who has reviewed and stuck by us the entire time!! Peace out!!