Disclamer – I don't own any thing. I am poor, hhee hee!1!1 Not really, I had steak for dinner.

Elliot and Olivia were very tired after a long day of working on sex crimes. They went to a bar with the Captain, Munch and Finn and got really drunk doing shots and beer and stiff. Olivia was all wobbly so Elliot said that "he would walk her back to her house so she would be safe."

When they got back to Olivia's house, she was feeling much better because it was raining and the rain was like a cold shower, plus they had stopped at Starbux for venti lattes to make themselves sober.

Olivia said, "Do you want to come in and have one drink with me?"

Elliot said, "OK. Why not?"

They went in and Olivia got a few beers from the fidge. They sat on the couch and Elliot turned on the Tv. "Oh no." Olivia said when he turned on Espn. "I'm a girl and this is my house so we are not going to watch sports."

"Why can't girls like sports?"

"I didn't say that. I just don't want to watch sports right now."

"We watched a baseball game with the Captain at my house last night and you had a good time/"

"Olivia said," I only like the Red Socks because I like Johnny Damons butt. The rest is really boring."

"So what do you want to do?"

"We could watch a movie?"

The looked at the giant bookcase full og Olivias dvd collection and looked for a movie they could both enjoy watching. Olivia said, "we could watch Maid in Manhattan, since we live in manhattan."

"No, that's a stipud movie" Elliot said, "Let's watch Rambo."

"NO, I shot enough people today. I don't want to watch a movie about shooting people."

"Them lets compromise. We can watch a funny movie."

OK. Olivia said. "let's watch Austin Powers."

"Which one? There are 3)

"I like the second one with the little me."

They put the movie in the VCR and watched it. They drank more beer. All of a sudden, Elliot put his arm around Olivia. "What for you do that, Elliot?"

"I just want to be comfy."

She put her head on his shoulder and really felt comfyterbal. She started to fall asleep when the people in the movie were talking about the giant weiner. Elliot stoked her hair. "Elliot?" she asked


"DO you love me?"

"Are you kidding? I think you are drunk and sleepy?"

Olivia looked at him hardly. "Why won't you answer my question. You are my best friend and I think you should tell me if you love me."

Elliot felt a little bit drunk too. "OK fine. I love you as a friend?"

"Just as a friend?"


"Well, I love you as a boyfriend, and I am going to give you a lapdance to prove it."

Elliot knew Olivia was drunk now, but he didn't want to say no. "Are you sure you know how? I don't want you to pull a muscle or anything."

"Elliot it is OK." Olivia said sexily." I took a class at the Y."

Olivia climbed into Elliots lap and danced. He liked it al ot. Olivia fell asleep on the couch right after, and Elliot carried her up the stair to her bedroom. He went and slept in the guest bedroom because he didn't want to take advantage of her while she was sleeping.

Olivia sisn't remember the night before when she woke up on the couch in the morning. She got dressed and took a shower and went to work. Elliot had left first. When Olivia got to work, Elliot gave her a donut and put a dollar bill in her butt pocket. She suddenly remember everthing and blushed really, really red.

The Captain suddenly came out of his office. "What's going on?"

Nothing" Olivia twittered.

"Good, because we have a horrible rape case to discover and Casey lost a case today, so we have to work extra hard to make up for it."

Elliot grinned at Olivia and she smiled back. They were going to have a great day even if tyhey had to work real hard.