Childish Racoon

Disclaimer: Don't own Wonderfalls or any of the characters, other people do.

Note: This is my first Wonderfalls fic, so excuse the badness...Oh also, this is after Caged Bird, just for clarification...


Jaye stood behind the counter of the Wonderfalls store, looking throughly bored.

"Maybe you should do something. You are getting paid to work here," said the mouth breather as he quickly walked by Jaye.

Jaye sighed as she walked up to some folded shirts and repeatedly unfolded and folded the same shirt.

"Help him out,"

Jaye's eyes widened as she looked for the source of what was being said.

"Help him out"

She looked down at the children's shirt she was folding which had a small cutesy racoon on it. Her look of horror changed into a look of disgusted rage, "What do you want?"

The racoon looked at her like the question was idiotic, "Help him out!" it now sounded like it was irritated with her.

She looked around the store, wondering who she was supposed to help. Her eyes fell on the mouth breather who was struggling with a large amount of stuffed animals that he was taking to a shelf, "You can't be serious? I am not going to help the mouth breather,"

"Help him out!"

"Fine, but you owe me,"

Jaye put down the shirt which she had been clutching. She walked over to the mouth breather and with a disgusted look said, "Do you need any help?"

The mouth breather looked at her with a confused look, "Yes, that would be great," he passed her the pile of stuffed animals, which she just put on the empty shelf quickly and began to arrange.

"If you took this much initiative more often you might have a chance of getting my job once I leave," he said getting back his smart-ass tone.

"Oh, that is so what I want," Jaye said in a very sarcastic tone.

"Well, whether you like it or not, I'm going to be out of her soon and you'll get this job on default," he said as he started to back away from her.

"Oh, I'm honored," she said as she turned away from him and started to arrange the stuffed animals.

"Well, you shou- " but he was cut-off.

Jaye turned around to see that he had fallen onto an old man, "Help him out,"

Jaye turned and stared at the stuffed teddy bears she had just been arranging, "God, I hate you!"


That was really short, sorry, but I feel like that would be a perfect spot for a commercial... I know I'm crazy...

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