Okay! So! I was bored OUT OF MY MIND in the car one day, listening to my CD player when I got a really good idea! I WILL DO A PARODY! Anyone ever heard the song Volvo Driving Soccer Mom by Everclear? No? Anyone ever heard of Everclear?

…Didn't think so.

In any case, this parody is based on that song. Let's see how well I do with this…

Pretty much, this is like…Terra gets unfrozen but decides to become normal or whatever. And now she has kids and…yeah. This is kinda her life now.

Disclaimer: I don't own the melody to this song, nor do I own Terra nor do I own the original lyrics to this song. YAY!


Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Na na…na na…na na…na na…

You know I used to be a bad girl
I would beat up on the Titans when I was young
Yeah I really used to be a real good apprentice to Slade
But now I know my right way from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I'd get beat up by the Titans when I was young
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom

Na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na…na na…na na…na na…

I really used to be a bad girl
I'd with emotions and used BB as a pawn
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I obeyed an evil psycho, though I knew it was wrong
I guess I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo driving soccer mom

Na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na…na na…na na…na na…
Na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na…na na…na na…na na…

Whoa, whoa

Where do all the villains go
When their lives go down?
I wonder where all the villains go
Cause when you need one they are never around

I think they move out to the suburbs
And now they're blond, bland, middle class republican wives
They have blond, bland, middle class republican children
Blond bland middle class republican lives

Huh!

Where do all the villains go
When their lives go down?
I think I know where all the villains go
Now they're all
Volvo driving soccer moms

Na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na…na na…na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom
Na na…na na…na na…na na…
Volvo driving soccer mom…


Aaaaand? Review please! I really wanna know how I do with this whole parody thing…maybe I should do one with a song that more people recognize, but I really love my Everclear…

Love,

SushiChica