Note: I'm having some problems with finishing New Beginnings, and as I was (and still am!) working on part two of From Despair To Where, this sort of popped into my head. I wondered what had happened to The Purple Monkey (and Harold/Number 6…such a brave sacrifice), and so here is Volume Two of The Chronicles of The Purple Monkey…Fish Happens!

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EVEN MORE HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

PSYCHOLOGICAL REPORT ON: Dr Sid

THE FOLLOWING IS PRIVATE AND IS NOT TO BE USED LIGHTLY

I wanted to be free. Free as a bird to go around and up AND I'M BACK!

Has nobody heard of retirement? They had to arrest me to drag me back to the asylum, AND I'M THE FREAKIN' DOCTOR!

Sigh.

Calm breath.

My meditation teacher has been trying to get me to calm down. How can I? I presume you've read my file on poor Neil Fleming. He was released a month ago, a broken man…and refusing to remove his purple monkey socks™ so I believe his feet will begin to hum quite soon. And will probably be off-key.

Humming feet! What won't they think of next?

Dr Sid (whose first name, believe it or not, seems to be 'Dr') had been admitted, gibbering about an entity called The Purple Monkey. Due to my experience, with the aforementioned Neil, it was believed I might help the poor man.

How wrong they were! Hello, this is Evil JetNoir Voice speaking…sort of. I thought that the almighty Purple Monkey was gone, and my work was over. Well, I'm back. Is he?

Sorry, got a bit dizzy for a second. Where were we? Ah! Yes, Dr Sid.

I now record for posterity the sad tale of Dr Sid…and the extremely handsome, intelligent, Purple Monkey (occasionally referred to as 'PM')

My work is far from over…

LONG LIVE THE PURPLE MONKEY!

THE DOCTOR KNOWN ONLY AS JETNOIR

Note: I do worry about these. I wonder what would happen with General Hein if he were put in this position… perhaps the third story? Anyway, Dr Sid's first encounter is coming up soon. Hope you enjoyed it, and please review!

Disclaimer: Neil is copyright to Square Pictures; and the story (plus other characters) to me. This story has been written on the understanding that you may read it and print it out; but you may not pass it off as your own, hire it out, or sell it for money. You also may not put it on your own or any other web page without my express written permission. Thankyou!

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