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A/N: Thanks for the reviews, once again. You guys are so special! Lol.
Oh, and one more thing for AndyYourAStar:
Hi, Billy… a.k.a. Jim Morrison. Lol. (Did he read the story or was he just randomly saying hi?)
Chapter 4: Explained
Gimli sat in a little crevice in a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth gently. He was shaking terribly, and could not stop himself from realizing the sick reality that there was no gold in this place.
Lizzie peeked out from behind a bush. Certainly the midget-person-with-a-beard would never find her here. She didn't see anyone looking for her, but just in case, she stuck a few leaves in her hair to blend in. This isn't good enough… she thought to herself. …I know! And she rubbed dirt on her face. Now he'll never be able to find me!
"Hi, I'm Libby!"
Lizzie shrieked and jumped up out of her hiding spot.
"How did you find me?" she asked the younger girl.
"I always know where everybody is in this place. Er… why is there dirt on your face and leaves in your hair?" Libby asked.
"I was hiding from that small man!" Lizzie replied, pulling a leaf out.
"Oh. You don't have to worry about him anymore. Here, I'll show you around this place. Maybe we can be best friends!" Libby said, taking Lizzie's hand and dragging her along.
"Um… Okay!" Lizzie agreed as she looked around at Libby's world.
"This is the lake," Libby pointed to a shiny blue lake, "It is in the center of Libbyland. We are currently in the Northern region of Libbyland, in case you were wondering."
But Lizzie wasn't paying attention to what the little girl was saying, for her cerebrum was too diminutive to assimilate gargantuan terminology. Besides, something else had caught her attention. She was gazing at a mountain made of what looked like-
"Chocolate!" Lizzie ran over towards the mountain, dragging Libby along with her.
"Yes, that is Chocolate Mountain, located in the Western region of Libbyland. But it will take too long for us to run all the way over there. We can just apparate, like in the Harry Potter books," Libby explained.
"What do you mean?" Lizzie asked. But Libby didn't answer. She just held on to Libby, closed her eyes, and… pop!
"I think it's cute, too," Ron said, meaning the big yellow rat.
"What is with your fascination of rats, mate?" Harry asked. Ron shrugged.
"I think it's evil," Hermione said flatly. The yellow rat turned and glared at her.
"I agree," Han said. "We can't trust it."
"Oh, you want to talk about trust?" Leia said. "Don't worry, Leia, Lando's my friend. We go waaaaaaaaaay back!" she said mockingly.
"He is my friend! And we do go way back!"
"Uh-huh. That's why he almost got us killed by the Emperor," Leia said.
(A/N: I made a mistake about what point in the movie they were transported to 'Libbyland.' Because if it was the same point in time as Luke and Vader, then Han would have been encased in carbonite. So… woops. Just go along with it.)
"Stop staring at me, you evil rat!" Hermione said to the thing. That's when it jumped out from Leia's arms, and charged at Hermione like a rabid bunny rabbit on steroids. (A/N: picture the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Lmao.)
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Hermione let out a sharp scream as Pikachu clawed at her face. It bit her in the neck, piercing a vein, causing her to lose a lot of blood and then pass out.
"Hermione! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron ran to her side all heroic-like. But it was too late, for Hermione was dead. (A/N: well somebody had to do it!)
Lizzie had been scraping chocolate off of the gigantic mountain for a little too long now, Libby decided. She'd have to make her stop. After all, too much chocolate wasn't good for a healthy girl.
"That's enough, Lizzie. We have to go check on the rest of the group now. Come on, they're all the way in the Southern region. You can take some chocolate with you," she said. She grabbed the blond's arm and they disappeared with a 'pop.'
"Who the hell are you?" was the first comment made (From Vader) as Libby and Lizzie appeared before the crowd.
"I'm Libby! And this is Lizzie. She'll be staying with all of you from now on, so be nice to her. She's like a sister to me," Libby said with a giggle.
Everyone's reaction: "…"
"Okay, so I guess I have some explaining to do. So- Oh my God! Who killed Hermione? She's like a sister to me, too! I always wanted to be like her. Who killed her? WHO?" Libby screeched.
Frodo pointed to Sam, Sam pointed to Legolas, Legolas pointed to Vader, Vader pointed to Voldemort, Voldemort pointed to Harry, Harry pointed to Ron, and Ron pointed to Pikachu.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu chirped.
"Aw, how cute! It couldn't have been you! No matter, I'll just bring her back to life." And with that, Libby snapped her fingers, causing Hermione to stir and get up. Somehow, her wounds all just … disappeared.
"Oh, come on!" Voldemort groaned.
"Hey, I'm alive!" Hermione said. "Thanks."
"You're welcome, Hermione," Libby said with a grin.
"GASP. How do you know my name!"
"I know all of your names. Now please allow me to explain why all of you are here, finally… All of you have been summoned here by me, to Libbyland. This is an imaginary land that exists in my mind, and all of you are fictional characters," she explained.
"Fictional?" Sam said.
"You mean we don't exist?" Frodo asked.
"Nope. Sorry. Any other questions?"
Ron raised his hand.
"Am I sexy?" he asked. (A/N: Oh dear Lord…)
"No, Ron, you're not sexy. Any other questions?"
"I think what Ron meant to ask was… why do we look different?" Harry asked.
"Oh, that. Well, you see, I'm a big fan of the Harry Potter books, but I like the actors from the movie a lot, so I made it that you would look like them instead. Besides, who doesn't want to see Tom Felton? Which brings me to that topic: Where is Draco?" Libby said, turning to Harry.
"Don't look at me," Harry said.
"You didn't do anything to him?" she said with a raised eyebrow.
"Well… I kind of used a charm on him and he, er, flew away."
"WHAT? Oh, I suppose I'll have to find him later. He can't get far. I predict he's floating around near the top of Chocolate Mountain, having a jolly good time," Libby said.
"I have a question!" Legolas raised his hand and jumped up and down.
"What is it, Legolas?" Libby said with a huge smile. Apparently she admired Legolas…
"What are you going to do to us now that we're here?" he asked.
"That's totally classified information. Just know this: I control everything that happens in this place. So as long as you're all here, you will abide by my rules! You will all hereby obey my every command! Mwahahahahaha!" Libby gave an evil laugh that was quite frightening coming from a little girl. It became very clear to everyone now: The innocent-looking little Libby… was evil.
As long as you're all reading this fanfiction, you will abide by my rules! You will all obey my every command! Mwahahahaha! Now review!