Redneck Spongebob
Spongebob Squarepants
Here To Be Spongy
Copyright 2005 Krabs Records
Written by Daniel Croxton(without permission by Wilson/Rich original writers of the song)

I ain't never been the Squidward type
No I don't drink that champange I'd rather blow bubbles all night
In a club, or at the Krusty Krab, or in my pineapple all day
I got posters on my wall of Gary, Patrick and Sandy
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a riff
I'll just get my net and my specs and go hunt Jellyfish

Chorus
Cause I'm a redneck spongebob I ain't no high class sponge
I'm just a product of my rains, and I just have a lot of fun
I keep my pineapple clean all year long
And I know all the words to every Sally Shellfish song
So here's to all my buddies, I've been keepin it Spongy
Let me get a big Sponge Yah from the Redneck Sponges like me
Sponge Yah

Pictorial Secrets, those pics are real nice
But I can find the same dang thing at the Barg'n Mart half price
I still look good, just as good, as those pics on TV
No I don't need no designer pics to make women want me
Some people think I'm silly, a weird sponge next door
But I'm having a good time here, who can ask for more?

Chorus x2