Once More, With Potter

You a Buffy fan? Well, if you are, you might remember an episode in the sixth season entitled "Once More, With Feeling", the musical episode. This here is a parody of that episode, I simply changed the lyrics to the songs to match what could happen in the course of the Harry Potter books. Hope you enjoy.

I've Got A Theory
(Harry, Ron and Hermione discuss the possible theories for the attacks on muggle-born witches and wizards in the second book)

(Ron)
I've got a theory
It could be Dobby
And it's a part of his whacked protection plan

(Hermione)
I've got a theory
That we should study
And not worry about this peril that's at hand

(Harry)
I've got a theory we should work this out

(Ron and Harry)
Because Hermione we're the only ones who can help out

(Neville)
I've got a theory
It could be Snape
But that's ridiculous 'cause Snape's a teacher and he's good now though he's scary and I'll be over here

(Ron)
I've got a theory
It could be spiders

-crickets chirp-

(Hermione)
I've got a-

(Ron)
Spiders aren't so harmless like everybody supposes
They've got them beady eyes and legs that look like hoses
And what's with all the webs?
What do they need those flies for anyway?
Spiders, spiders it must be spiders!

…or maybe Hagrid…

(Hermione)
I've got a theory we should work this fast
Because we seriously need to get to class

(Harry)
I've got a theory
It could be Malfoy
His father went here before
Now he taught Draco to finish for him
Just think of it

(Hermione)
You could be right
It seems to fit

(Ron)
I'll bet he's right!

(All)
Malfoy seems to have the will to do it
He is evil and we all knew it

(Fred and George)
We'll kick his ass
And turn him in

(Ron)
Hey, not so fast

(George)
We'll shred his skin!

(All)
What can't we face when we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face

(Hermione)
Except detention…