Okay... is this good? i dont know, i apologise now for what is an odd chapter with admittedly little interaction between Mireille and Kirika. i wrote it because i was at an impasse. In my ideas... Treat it as me trying to get back into writing... please forgive me if you dont like it. I suppsoe this chapter is more of a humour pardoy one, and sop corny too! lol. I just feel that some people might like it... even if it does embarass me knowing ive written it!
truthfully i dont like it much, it was fun to write... and thats why i include it, but looking back on it I wince.
Right, here now.
I apologise so much for how remiss i have been in updating! Two months maybe? My god, im no sorry!i want to try and improve it I really do, and i shall do so! Thou shalt have your chapters, i shall do my best. On another note... im boooored... someone chat with me. :P My address is on my profile. Sorry to be like that, but i am... i have sop few good chat buddies... well, two in truth.
Chapter 8 - One hand of Noir vs The L33T Empire! (forgive me forstupidity) BTW, i do not condone or like Leet, i had to download a leet translator to write some of this!
Things had tapered off after that last incident, become more normal and mundane. Boring almost. Just like things had been before there was still nothing for them to do, no way for them to entertain themselves, the little things that couldn't be done whilst trapped in the small bunker were eating away at them.
Kirika was not in the best of moods at all. Not that she was ever in a good mood, but today was not an apethetically normal mood, she had woken up with nasty cramps courtesy of a monthly reminder of her womanhood. To put it nicely, that is. Mireille was the same though she was coping with it in a much less threatening manner as compared to her smaller counterpart. Part of Kirika wanted to just go and sleep somewhere, but she knew she would not be able to. Better were she to find something to capture her attention until night time came and sleep. The question of course... was what to do?
She was sure they had exhausted almost everything that was available to them, the TV was inadequate and she had not watched any movies since the last time. Twister was out for obvious reasons, as was drinking at this point in time. Not only did Kirika not want the hangover, she was afraid she would get violent whilst drunk. So instead she had settled for laying on the couch in a most un-Kirika like fashion. Both her legs dangling over one armrest with her head resting on the other armrest, staring up at the white ceiling.
There wasn't even a window to stare out of...
Mireille walked into the room.
"Mireille... I'm bored." Kirika spoke quietley. Mireille turned to look at her, obviously noting the slumped position, the blonde shook her head in silent amusement before moving on.
Well, that didn't help... The Asian thought to herself. What would a normal person do in my position?... Go to the park? Spend time with their friends... Damnit!
Fine! What would a person with no friends and no social ability do in my position? (Write fanfic? lol.) Watch TV? Nope. Read a book? Maybe later... Play on the computer... don't have... Her reddish eyes turned to regard the cupboard that she now knew to contain a PC fully wired to the internet. Hmmm...
There were no games... but from what she had heard from simply listening to people's conversations the internet had thousands of activities on it that could keep her occupied forever!
Getting up was easy enough, and finding the PC took no time at all, Kirika was not a person used to the internet, rarely having touched it before but it was all fairly self explanatory. It took her a minute or two to actually log onto the computer before she had the internet up and running, she was soon greeted by a blank screen.
I have to input an internet address... but what?
Nothing came to mind immediately, she just did not have the experience to know where to look. After a long pause she simply decided to look at whoever had been using this PC before's favourites. Clicking on the heart shaped button she sat in silent shock as a list millions of rows long appeared, scrolling down the screen like a waterfall.
At first she began reading each one, hoping to find what she was searching for, but after a few moments she soon gave that up, there were just too many! In the end she stopped on one that had the word "chat" beside it, and clicked on it.
Register for use. The white text that appeared on screen insisted, a glowing sign with "register" written on it beckoned to her and she again clicked on it. A quick list of questions came up on screen, each seeming fairly simple as Kirika began to fill them in, happy to use a fake name, address and telephone number for them. Finally she finished filling in her "details" and clicked enter.
Provide a User name. Kirika pondered for a moment. Yuumura? No... too close to the truth. Assassin? of course not. umm...Yuu-neko? She had no idea why she thought of it, why she was referring to herself as a cat... but then again it was not as if any of these people would know or care anyway.
User name acknowledged, logging into server, select chat room. Kirika clicked on a random chat room.
Entering chat, please abide by the rules of the chat room. Initialising. Yes, I know... she thought to herself in a frustrated tone, how long was this going to take? Ahh Im in.
Yuu-neko has entered chatroom 66.
Silentassassin42: Boy or girl?
Yuu-neko: Oh, sorry, I'm female.
Sexygurl64527: Yay! (.)
Yuu-neko? What are those?
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: pfft... n00b
Sexygurl64527: Smileys! I love smileys! The last one is kirby! KAWAIIIII!
Yuu-neko: Smileys? Kirby?
Silentassassin42: lol, u new. Smiley is supposed to look like smiley face. Like - - Is supposed to be happy eyes. see? Or this or :)
Yuu-neko: Oh I see it. :)
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: 5700pid n00b. Ph34r my 1337n355
Yuu-neko: Im sorry, I didn't understand any of what you just said to me.
Sexygurl64527: Ignore him, he think he kewl. He actually a twat.
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: biz07ch (this means "bitch" apparently)
Silentassassin42: indeed, he is in need of someone to grant his wish. What I wouldn't give to shoot him.
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: j00 411 ph34r m3, 1 4m 7h3 h4x0r!
"My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery" was kicked from the chat.
Sexygurl64527: well done SA!
Yuu-neko: What was he saying, I couldn't understand any of it
Silentassassin42: He was speeking in Leet or l33t. A language for idiots and computer nerds who feel the need to act special and higher above others. It is supposed to use numbers to represent letters but also seems to take into account spelling mistakes. It's pointless, just ignore it and those who use it.
Sexygurl64527: U speaking too much. We teach you short speak. K?
Yuu-neko: ... alright? I guess, thank you.
Silentassassin42: Yes, I'll help as well.
It was perhaps thirty minutes later when Kirika moved on, already she felt like she had been made privvy to a whole new world. Mireille has not come back from wherever she was, and for once Kirika didn't really mind. Chatting with people on the internet was quite fun, not to mention that she could be like a normal person on it. No one would know she was an assassin, in fact there was no way anyone could trace her little account here to her real life.
It was time for her to go out into a whole new world of chat, Silentassassin had explained that it was best to go out and talk in as many chats as possible to broaden her horizons and make more friends. Already the two of them had been included on her "friends" list, allowing Kirika to talk to them again in the future should she wish to. The internet was truly a magnificent tool!
Armed with her new knowledge and vocabulary, Kirika dived into her new chat binge. Determined to make a name for herself.
Yuu-neko has entered chat room 247
Loveme69: I'm reaching my hand into my pants...
SexGodmangigolo: Oh yes babe do it, do it!
Yuu-neko has left the chat room.
Maybe not in THAT one.
Yuu-neko has entered chat room 18
Yuu-neko: hi all.
Yuu-neko: girl, u?
Kawaii-bunny: man Kirika blinked twice... okay then...
Too-kewl-4-me: gurl, lol, where from?
Yuu-neko: Japan, live in France tho
Too-kewl-4-me: I have japanese friend is a girl too! lol. Room mate.
Yuu-neko: kewl :)
Kawaii-bunny: Gotta go, foods up. cya!
Too-kewl-4-me: bye! xxx
Kawaii-bunnyhas left the chat room.
Yuu-neko: Just us now, lol
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery has entered the chat room
Too-kewl-4-me: or not, lol
Yuu-neko: no way... can't be
Yuu-neko: yes... it can be... damn
Too-kewl-4-me: lol, wha? u kno him?
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: H3y bi7hc35 (bitches) , m3 53x g0d. l0v3 m3! lol
Too-kewl-4-me: no way, eff off loser
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: s0d 0ff biz07ch (bitch) u r n07hing. 1 4m g0d! b3t ur f4m1ly 7hr3w u 0u7! 1053r!
Too-kewl-4-me: Stop it! Leave me alone!
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: lmfao! 7h3y d1d! rofl! 1053r!
Yuu-neko: Hey get lost. Leave her alone!
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: Wh47 u g0nn4 d0? S70p m3? lmao
Silentassassin42: Remember my child... there may come a time when you must resort to that which we hate... for it is the only thing they fear. As much as we hate it, we must... out-leet them... it is the only way to truely scare away such primitive and vindictive creatures such as them... remember this lesson...
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: u n07hing!
Yuu-neko: '00 r 743 1053r, 7r ' f16h71n6 m3 4 5123 1f j00 7h1nk j00 r 1337 3n0ugh, 1 d4r3 j00, 3r1n6 17! (I shall translate.. took me ages to write that ahem.. "You are the loser, try me if you think you are leet enough, i dare you, Bring it!)
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery: wh... what!
Yuu-neko: j00 h34r m3! h34r m ' 1337 5k15 (You fear me! Fear my Leet skills)
My-life-is-a-waste-of-time-please-shoot-me-and-put-me-out-of-my-misery has left the chat room
Too-kewl-4-me: You did it! Thank you so much, you saved me! I love you! I can't believe you fought him off, you were so brave!
Yuu-neko: blushes really, it was nothing
Too-kewl-4-me: I dont think so! Thank you so much! You protected me! Thank you!
Yuu-neko: It's okay, it was nothing.
Too-kewl-4-me: add me as friend, add me!
Yuu-neko: k. done. TY. Need to go now, cya
Yuu-neko has logged out.
Kirika sat back from the computer screen, looking at a small clock she realised it was almost ten at night. How quickly time had gone! Despite her natural pre-disposition she couldn't help a small smile which broke through on her face, it growing slightly wider as she climbed from her seat and stretched sore muscles. The day hadn't been that bad after all, she had made three friends!
"Hey Kirika, you look better, are the cramps gone?" Mireille's voice broke through the apartment, the blonde walking towards her with a soft smile on her face.
"Yeah, lol." Kirika replied without thinking. Mireille froze on the spot, doubting her ears for a moment. "lol?"
"lol?" She had to ask.
"Oh! Sorry... " Kirika replied with a small blush, I can't believe I just spoke lol... she yelled inside her mind. Hopefully Mireille wouldn't know what it meant or why she was speaking it. After a quick moment the stupefied blonde merely shook her head as if to shake off the strangeness of the response.
"Umm.. yeah sure. So how was your day, I hope the cramps didn't get you too bad, what did you do. I just read for a while."
"It was fine." She replied in her characteristic monosyllabolic speech, inside she was still grinning even if on the outside she was as distant as always. Just another normal day for the chat queen.. heh heh...
"Good" Mireille answered with a yawn, "I'm for bed, coming?" Kirika nodded and followed her.
Mireille let loose another yawn as she climbed into the bed beside Kirika, letting the small girl's warmth help her to sleep. The day had been tiring for her, but as she fell asleep she couldn't help but smile a little. Kirika was always there to keep her warm and protect her, she was kind like that.
Just like Yuu-neko, she thought to herself as she fell asleep.
Riiight, i dont know if this is good or not. So little Mireille and Kirika interaction, but i wrote it, and felt i had to include it now. treat it as me trying desperately to get back into writing fanfiction! Will try and do better later!